What The Hell Happened To Them?

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick tries to eat a turtle in hopes of becoming one so he can retreat into a shell. Joe steals teeth from the local neighborhood children in an attempt to create a dental ponzi scheme. Lev orders delivery but worries for the driver's safety when they never arrive. Will Lev get his lunch while it's still warm? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Tooth Fairy' is available on Blu-ray and DVD (if you dare!): https://www.amazon.com/Tooth-Fairy-Blu-ray-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/B003CWEQ7G/ref=tmm_mfc_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= Music from "Savoy Truffle" by The Beatles "Tusk" by Fleetwood Mac Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, peter, pan, tooth, fairy, julie, andrew

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. If you watched this because of us... we're sorry. From the bottom of our hearts. Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Planet 51' is available on Blu-ray and DVD (if you dare!): https://www.amazon.com/Planet-51-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/B001PR0YEE Music from "Hallucinating Pluto" by The B-52s "Macarena" by Los Del Rios Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, scott, biel, cordon, oldman, cleese, planet, 51, terrible, macarena, hallucinating, pluto, sexist, apologies, apologize,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick tries to make everything better, but only succeeds in expanding his hopelessness. Joe is a afraid the blanket on his bed has been possessed. Lev discovers betting on Puffin Polo is not as easy as it looks. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Race to Witch Mountain' is available on Blu-ray and DVD: https://www.amazon.com/Race-Witch-Mountain-Three-Disc-Blu-ray/dp/B002935GNC/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= Music from "Angela" by Bob James "Taxi Theme Remix" by L Rello Beats Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, race, witch, mountain, aliens, storm, troopers, taxi, devito, mcguffin, gangster, slavin, predator, ride, disney,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. TV writer and showrunner Emily Coleman join Patrick and Joe in welcoming back the one and only Adam Sandler. Lev is mad when ants keep finding their way into his soft drink. Who is the most likely suspect? Found out by listening to this week's episode! Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Hubie Halloween' is available for streaming on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/watch/80245104?source=35 Music from "Return to Cabrini" & "The Demise of Candyman" by Philip Glass Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, adam, sandler, syzygy, hubie, halloween, coleman, bowen, shaq, buschemi, schneider, netflix, thompson, glass, candyman, rudolph, meadows, squibb, liotta, quinn, spooky, absurd,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick tries to revive his long-dead teddy bear, despite Lev's eerie warnings. Joe makes powerful enemies when he alienates a successful baker at a parade. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Get Smart' is available (affordably) on Blu-ray and DVD: https://www.amazon.com/Get-Smart-Blu-ray/dp/B001CEE1VC/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1601789679&sr=1-16 Music from "Get Smart Theme Song" by Irving Szathmary "Number 6 Throned" & "Return of Number 2" by Ron Grainer Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, get smart, hathaway, carrell, arkin, spy, spies, adams, murray, stamp, ode, beaver, martian, 50th, 50, fiftieth, fifty, tangerines,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Long-time rivals Joe and Lev have to join forces to convince Patrick to continue doing the show. Patrick is bribed successfully with Top Ramen.  Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'The Game Plan' is available on Blu-ray and DVD: https://www.amazon.com/Game-Plan-Blu-ray/dp/B0017QMXEC/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= Music from "Dang Dang" by ZZ "Innocence" by 20th Century Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, game, plan, football, rebels, disney, bubbles, elvis, king, tomei, eyeshield, stupid, stars, bautista, acting, cena,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Lev tries to convince Joe to 'pimp' his ride, but may have ulterior motives. Patrick is too busy to notice as he is mourning the quarantine-based early exit on the current season of 'The Good Fight.' Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Gridiron Gang' is available on Blu-ray and DVD (watch it now!) https://www.amazon.com/Gridiron-Gang-Blu-ray-Leon-Rippy/dp/B000KLQUWQ/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=  Music from "Super Bowl Shuffle" by Chicago Bears Sufflin' Crew "San Diego Super Chargers Theme" by Jerry Marcellino and David Sieff "Dick van Dyke Show Theme" by Earle Hagen Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, gridiron, gang, xzibit, football, cliches, high, school, prison, good, wife, fight, cloris, leachman, kevin, dunn, father, gangs,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Just this one time: DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS UNTIL YOU HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE. DO NOT RESEARCH THE MOVIE WHILE FINDING IT. JUST WATCH IT. DO IT. NOW. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Southland Tales' is available on Blu-ray and DVD (watch it now!) https://www.amazon.com/Southland-Tales-Blu-ray-Sarah-Gellar/dp/B001F7Q4HU/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=southland+tales&qid=1599967128&sr=8-2 Music from "Channel Z" by The B-52s "Mad World" by Roland Orzabal  Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, southland, tales, donnie, darko, oteri, pohler, flop, monkey, gospel, memory, stooges, time, rift, suicide, pimps, bananas, 

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Mr. Geromini returns to the cast and quickly becomes jealous of Joe's baby who drops in last minute to the studio. Lev discovers he hates babysitting. Patrick has become a hat? You can find out all about Mr. Geromini's various wacky adventures at http://blog.paulgeromini.com/ Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Doom' is available on Blu-ray and DVD athttps://www.amazon.com/Unrated-Extended-Blu-ray-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/B001M9ELOY/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=doom+movie&qid=1599363109&sr=8-2 Music from "The King Awaits" by Forrest Fire "Invader Zim Doom Song Metal Cover" by Psychostick "Mr. Ed Theme" by Jay Livingston Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, doom, geromini, mars, hell, heck, portal, video, games, windows, shooter, first, person, urban, pike, genes, chromosomes, 

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe regrets his life choices. Patrick reckons with the old man living inside his shoe. Lev sells the hosts identity to fuel his spice addiction. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Walking Tall' is available on Blu-ray and VHS (hipster?) at https://www.amazon.com/Walking-Special-Blu-ray-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/B07C5QV7D9/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= Music from "I Walk the Line" by Johnny Cash "Perfect Strangers (Nothing's Gonna Stop Me Now)" by Bennet Salvay "Polovtsian Dances" by Alexander Borodin Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, walking, tall, casino, borodin, polovtsian, dances, classical, violence, perfect, strangers, remake, 

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe reminisces about forgettable things. Patrick reconnects with his long lost brother James Van der Beek. Lev keeps quiet and carries a big stick. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'The Rundown' is available on Blu-ray and VHS (hipster?) at https://www.amazon.com/Rundown-Blu-ray-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/6317632812/ref=sr_1_12?dchild=1&keywords=rundown&qid=1598157950&sr=8-12 Music from "Psycho Killer" by The Talking Heads "I Ran (So Far Away)" by A Flock of Seagulls "I Don't Want to Wait" by Paula Cole Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, rundown, walken, scott, sean, william, dawson, rosario, creek, berg, lazy, flock, seagulls, psycho, killer, talking, heads, ran, 

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick derails the conversation every chance he gets because of a bet he lost to a sailor. Joe misses ice cream. Lev discovers a new meditation technique that has dangerous consequences for one of our hosts. Which one? Find out by listening to this week's episode! Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'The Scorpion King' is available on Blu-ray and 4K (for no good reason) at https://www.amazon.com/Scorpion-King-Blu-ray-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/B001A4VH3Y/ref=sr_1_8?dchild=1&keywords=scorpion+king&qid=1597564026&s=movies-tv&sr=1-8 Music from "Mesopotamia" by The B-52s "Walk Like an Egyptian" by The Bangles Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, scorpion, king, mesopotamia, akkadian, babylon, egypt, simpsons, reiss, violence, blockbuster,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe breaks Patrick down and they begin a new season of the show. Patrick tries to change his identity when he realizes what he is getting himself into. Lev finds a pair of sunglasses on the sidewalk which he believes is giving him the ability to read minds. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'The Mummy Returns' is available on Blu-ray and and 4K (why not) at https://www.amazon.com/The-Mummy-Returns-Blu-ray/dp/B0777Z6ND1/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=https://www.amazon.com/Mummy-Returns-Widescreen-Collectors/dp/B00003CXTA Music from "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" with lyrics by Jimmy Kennedy and music by Nat Simon; performed by The Four Lads "Beauty's Wicked Wiles" written by Masayoshi Soken Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, mummy, returns, brendan, frasier,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. When Joe finally returns to the podcast after two years, Patrick throws him a welcome back party inspired by the 'Facts of Life' reunion special. Filmmaker and Matrix sequels apologist Braden interrupts the bromance to hoping to have a rational discussion; which proves to be his fatal mistake. Lev forgets how to work the program he needs for remote mixing, but eases concerns by telling everyone that they sound great. Hang out with Braden on Instagram: @braden.kimble Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in July 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Uncut Gems' is available for streaming on Netflix, and on Blu-ray at https://www.amazon.com/Uncut-Gems-Blu-ray-Adam-Sandler/dp/B083TLY4DT/ref=sr_1_8?dchild=1&keywords=uncut+gems&qid=1596087149&sr=8-8 Music from "Shine on You Crazy Diamond" written by Pink Floyd "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" written by Lennon-McCartney; performed by Twist

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Joe is still on break because his son is milking this 'being an infant' thing. Filmmakers Raghav and Kaila enter the Sandlerdome to throw shade at streaming services. Patrick forgets where he left his iguana. Lev's attempts to avoid the pandemic have him mixing from home and somewhat ironically, yet inexplicably, breaking his collar bone. Hang out with Kaila on Instagram: kailag22 Raghav think longform.org is the new T (am I using that right?) Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in February 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Murder Mystery' is available for streaming on Netflix, and... that's probably the only place actually. You know how the big red N can be. Music from "Back in the 90s" written by Grouplove; ending credits for Bojack Horseman "The Avengers Theme" written by Alan Silvestri; performed by Joosebox Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, syzygy, mu

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Joe takes a break to make sure his infant son doesn't die due to being a floppy newborn. Valerie Royer and Zach Wu join Patrick in order to help him befriend the polar bear in his back yard. Lev makes a sandwich. What did he put on it? Find out by listening to this week's episode. Hang out with Valerie on Instagram: valswag520 Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in February 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Hotel Transylvania 3' is available for streaming on Netflix. For the elderly, you can find it on disc on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Hotel-Transylvania-Blu-ray-Genndy-Tartakovsky/dp/B07DXRW6MM/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= Clips from 'Hotel Transylvania 3' Music from "This is Halloween" written by Danny Elfman; performed by Marilyn Manson and Panic at the Disco "The Firebird Suite" by Igor Stravinsky Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sa

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Bob comes back to the podcast and then quickly regrets it. Joe discovers his fear of bats. Then realizes his fear is a forbidden love. Patrick worries that he's trapped and his life has no meaning. Will Adam Sandler and Chris Rock reveal the way to spiritual happiness? Find out on this weeks episode. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in June 2018. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'The Week Of' is available for streaming on Netflix. Clips from 'The Week Of' Music from "Calendar" and "Discordance" by Paris Combo Artwork from BJ West

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Kerry returns again to break Joe's heart by ruthlessly defending the merits of 90s classic 'Dante's Peak.' Lev has collected some listener reviews for Patrick to share with the crew. Does he have a secret admirer? Find out on this week's episode! Also admirer is an annoying word to spell. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in January 2018. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)' is available for streaming on Netflix. Clips from 'The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)' Music from "Thunderbolt Main Theme" and "Oh God. I'm Alone." by Naruyoshi Kikuchi Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, syzygy, meyerowitz, stories, new, selected, jazz, hoffman, stiller, thompson, thunderbolt, naruyoshi, kikuchi, alone, god, netflix, streaming, cannes, baumbach, 

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Dr. Johnathan Quacklebottom, D.D.S. has never once filled a patient's nose with hot coffee. 4 out of 5 clients prefer cold beverages in their orifices and Dr. Quacklebottom always respects the statistics. Also Patrick and Joe and Lev talk about a movie - same old, same old. Listen to find out blah, blah, blah. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in December 2017. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'Sandy Wexler' is available for streaming on Netflix. Clips from 'Sandy Wexler' Music from "Take Care of Business" and "I Can't See Nobody" by Nina Simone Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, syzygy, sandy, wexler, nina, simone, hudson, obrien, wendt, hall, arsenio, spade, shore, rock, carvey, nineties, music, business, manager, schneider, quinn, james, hollywood

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Joe plays a game with Patrick to see if he can tell the difference between Ana Gasteyer and Katherine Hahn. Only one of them was in this movie, which also included a surprise appearance from Michael Chiklis. Adam Sandler was in this movie too, but Lev has a hard time understanding what his character's profession was. Find out the mind-shattering truth by listening to this week's episode! Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in February 2017. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.   'The Do-Over' is available for streaming on Netflix. Clips from 'The Do-Over' Music from "Stingray Theme" by Barry Gray "Number 6 Throned" by Ron Grainer Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, sandler, syzygy, do, over, do-over, doover, spade, hahn, gasteyer, chiklis, prisoner, number, #, six, 6, spy, danger, man, secret, agent, cancer, stingray, gray, grainer,