Jason And Todd Talk Through Lousy Films

[[:encoded, "There's this movie called Tiptoes. Once the shock of wondering who green lit this thing wears off, you're left with boring. So as it plays out, Jason and Todd wind up talking about Patricia Arquette's hotness, Total Recall, sinuses, and then Jason urges everyone to stop listening to this dumb podcast. But you have to get near the end before he brings that up. Very sneaky."]]

[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd sit down to take in Carnosaur 2, which leads them to discussions about character actors in Los Angeles theater, poorly behaved L.A. Theater patrons, that guy from Tales of the Gold Monkey, and dumb looking dinosaurs. They also manage to remember some names. Which is good for them. They are old."]]

[[:encoded, "This time, Jason and Todd talk through the original seventies version of The Killer Elite. James Caan and Robert Duvall directed by Sam Pekinpah? How could that not be an action fan's dream? It ain't. Jason tortures Todd with this movie from Todd's favorite genre, all while they discuss the state of film, the state of the nation, and probably something about the state of modern sexuality. This is the only podcast about movies with both Jason and Todd in addition to things that have nothing to do with movies. So. Yeah. The only one."]]

[[:encoded, "It's Jason's turn to be tortured by Todd, and Todd gets him good! They sit through more than two hours of Speed 2: Cruise Control, a movie that was supposed to kill the careers of everyone involved (maybe only Sandra Bullock ultimately survived.) They talk about their love for Jason Patrick, the creep factor of sexualized children in Hollywood movies, and why Jason feels like a dung heap. It's enthralling!"]]

[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd are back! They missed you as much as you missed them, so they've returned with a special treat. This time, they talk about everything from bad diets to bad CGI while watching Gargoyles: Wings of Darkness. What's so special about that? Well, Jason happens to actually be in the movie. Listen and get ready to have your mind blown! Or at least lulled into a deep and satisfying sleep."]]

[[:encoded, "Did you think they forgot? Oh, no! Just under the wire, here is June's edition of whatever this nonsense is! This time, Jason and Todd talk through a family film called A Dolphin Tale. And as if that's not enough, they are joined by a guest for the first time, Hilary Anderson (she's the one who owns Todd.) Of course, once again deeply inappropriate jokes are made and Jason condemns society because you wouldn't accept anything less. Enjoy!"]]

[[:encoded, "There is a Man In the Wilderness, and his name is Richard Harris and he gets mauled by a bear. This is a typically lousy film for Jason and Todd, and they make the best of it by almost completely ignoring what's happening onscreen to discuss parental guidance and the importance of safety helmets. Anyway, it takes a couple hours."]]

[[:encoded, "Frost is a movie with vampires, Gary Busey, and long scenes of people talking about nothing while wearing sunglasses at night. It's absolutely unwatchable, and this is why Jason and Todd barely acknowledge the movie. Instead, they discuss other much better movies they like, what kind of porn they like, cookie hangovers, and how getting older is painful and leaves a person crotchety. What more do you want for nothing?"]]

[[:encoded, "The Western is mostly dead as a genre, and Gone With the West may have something to do with it. Knowing this, Jason and Todd sit down to talk through this James Caan vehicle filled with terrible photography and odd supporting performances. Jason and Todd of course talk about a lot of things that have nothing to do with the movie they are sitting in front of, but you must be expecting that by now. Really."]]

[[:encoded, "It's the February edition of your favorite really long podcast just in time for March! In this episode, Jason and Todd talk about everything from the Oscars to women's rights issues, all while Steven Seagal in Marked For Death does nothing for them on the television! It's marvelous!"]]

[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd celebrate their first podcast of 2014 by talking through the classic sci-fi action monster show, The Green Slime. Jason compares and contrasts Red Planet with 2001: A Space Odyssey somehow. Todd complaints about all his middle aged ailments. Also, they weigh in on some of the upcoming Oscar contenders. It's everything. And nothing. All at once."]]

[[:encoded, "In their final podcast for 2013, Jason and Todd give you two and a half hours of talking while Tony Scott's The Last Boy Scout unfolds before them. Jason goes deep, basically blaming the Bruce Willis actioner for the war in Iraq. Todd doesn't get deep at all, instead making wise-ass comments to undermine Jason's passionate diatribe. Also, a secret from Jason's past is revealed. It doesn't really matter, but it is revealed anyway. Happy holidays, everyone!"]]

[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd's biggest (and most likely only) fan, Susan Tankersley sent them a \"gift\" of sorts in the form of a poorly produced DVD copy of the 1980 fantasy picture, \"Hawk the Slayer.\" It features a massively over-acting Jack Palance, but it really doesn't matter. This movie is so bad, that Jason and Todd ignore most of it in favor of conversation about Doug Stanhope, nuns in cages, and the importance of having a wife. Listen, and fall in love with these two blowhards all over again."]]

[[:encoded, "This time, Jason and Talk get deeply emotional as their friendship bonds grow deeper and psychoses intertwine in an almost terrifying manner. Todd makes intimate personal confessions about his past feelings about Jason. Jason stops to admire the beauty of Todd's eyes. It's all kind of creepy, really. Oh, yeah, and they do all this while a movie about a dog girl on a sex-filled camping trip plays in front of them. It's called The Ruining. And this podcast will be the ruining of your boredom while you commute to work. Assuming your commute is two hours long. And if it is, you might consider moving closer to work. Or changing professions."]]

[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd are back, continuing on their journey through the films of Hollywood power family the Hausers. Cole Hauser stars in Papparazzi, a Mel Gibson produced revenge fantasy. Jason and Todd talk about the wonders of Cole, the horror that is Mel, and then talk about a lot of crap that has nothing to do with the movie. It's a long podcast, but totally worth it. If you are a shut in and have given up all hope."]]

[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd are back, this time talking through the little known movie GETEVEN. Which is a movie you need to see but once, if that. But these two idiots have seen it more times than they can count. As always, bizarre stories and offensive conversations that have nothing to do with the movie on display abound!"]]

[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd are back, this time talking while Gary Busey is doing his absolute best. Topics covered include a revenge movie nobody has ever heard of, Steven Seagal in Russia, and Jason's garlic poop. Classy stuff, you guys."]]

[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd are back, this time covering subjects ranging from spirituality to make-up effects, all while watching a movie called the \"Beastmaster\" with that guy Marc Singer. It's pure comedy magic for two and a half hours that breeze by like...I don't know, a breeze that goes by really fast. Whatever."]]

[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd launch their new podcast with the cult classic, C.H.U.D.. For the most part, they don't pay attention to the movie and discuss altercations with crazy people and what it's like to get free stuff from movie studios. But occasionally they are distracted by John Heard."]]