No U-turns At The Drive-in

Hey jellycasters! We've got an exciting bonus episode for you to enjoy! Dave and Lucas sit down with actor Travis Richey to discuss his career, his webseries, and our movie of the week, Dinocroc vs Supergator! You may know Travis best from his appearance on Community as Inspector Spacetime, or from his Inspector inspired webseries, The Untitled Web Series About a Space Traveler Who Can also Travel Through Time. You can catch this show and more on YouTube at Sivartis. Travis was a great guest and we hope you enjoy our discussion with him and much as we did! 

Half man, half monster, it's The Manster! Proof that if you watch enough bad movies, sometimes, you might just find a treasure. Dave and Lucas dive deep into this Japanese-American hybrid to find worthy notes in a film otherwise clouded by its terrible production value. This isn't one to miss folks!

Howdy folks, this here is Radio Ranch! It's got songs, it's got cowboys, it's got aliens, and some rootin' tootin' kids are made into orphans! And that's not all . . .  Dag nabbit! Who shit in my saddle!?

Flash - Ah - Saviour of the universeFlash - Ah - He'll save ev'ry one of usSeemingly there is no reason for theseExtraordinary intergalactical upsets (ha ha ha)What's happening Flash?Only Dr Hans Zarkov formerly at N A S AHas provided any explanationFlash - Ah - He's a miracleThis mornings unprecedented solar eclipseIs no cause for alarmFlash - Ah - King of the impossibleHe's for ev'ry one of usStand for ev'ry one of usHe'll save with a mighty handEv'ry man ev'ry woman ev'ry childWith a mighty FlashGeneral Kaka Flash Gordon approachingWhat do you mean Flash Gordon approaching?Open fire all weaponsDispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his bodyFlash - AhGordon's aliveFlash - Ah - He'll save ev'ry one of usJust a man with a man's courageHe knows nothing but a manBut he can never failNo one but the pure in heartMay find the golden grail oh oh oh ohFlash Flash I love youBut we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth

Well, we got to hand it them, they made one truly unique film. It's warped, but in a way it's like a child's first drawing with a crayon that's an untrained distortion of the image they are trying to create. This is an untrained distortion of what we think was supposed to be a movie. Yet somehow it turned out entertaining despite all its obvious flaws. So let's pat 'em on the back and hang this one up on the fridge.

  And here we give you Piranha, Piranha, or as we like to call it, Man with Thick Neck Kills Things. What it lacks in plot and entertainment value it makes up for with heavy amounts of montage set to dull hippie music, abuse of abnoxious women, murder death, and of course that thick, juicy, man neck. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll fall asleeep and dream about Sean Connery, you'll cry some more, and then you'll either laugh or start a militia group. It's up to you. Enjoy.

Oh how awful, How Awful About Allan was. Anthony Perkins plays yet another crazy man, grappling with the firy death of his father and the homicidal motives of his family's recent tenant. Did we mention he was blind? Yeah, his sister takes pretty good advantage of that. 

What do Frenchmen, deserts, the can-can, Dali's mustache, and cheetahs all have in common? Well, this movie of course! You'll probably think the whole thing was a mirage, but don't let the robot lady from Metropolis fool you. We assure you, it all really happened! Sort of. Maybe?

Don't become a menace from outer space or Rockey Jones will come and kick your ass! That is, if he doesn't pass out in transit, only to have his manchild sidekick Winky kill them all in a horrific accident because he couldn't keep his hands off the controls. On second thought, you might be fine menacing the cosmos. Just look out for Starman. 

RAWR! It's dino time! This Lost World isn't the one you remember from your childhood, but an equally heroic tale of people . . . trapped on a plateau . . . with dinosaurs . . . and a monkey man? Well, maybe it's nothing like Spielberg's Lost World, but who cares, we watched it for you! Listen in as Lucas and Dave share their experience watching this 1926 silent adaptation of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's novel.

In celebration of the show making its premiere on the iTunes market Dave and Lucas take a detour from their planned movie schedule and torture themelves with Troll 2. Join them as they rip into the best worst movie and find themselves enjoying it way more than they probably should be.

Are you interested in a story about a man's personal transformation? Women and potato peelers beware, Paul Naschy lets out his inner beast and goes wild in this week's movie. Science need not make sense when you've got so many fetishes crammed into 84 minutes of hair-raising goodness (Yes I said crammed). Let the mind scarring begin!

At first there was . . . and then there was . . . and then the priest was . . . and then the movie went somewhere . . . and then it was all leading up to . . . well, you get it.

This is a movie about a guy, bleh. And a girl, bleh. And Bela Lugosi, bleh. He played Dracula, bleh. But he's not Dracula in this movie, bleh. But he still acts like he is, bleh. Also, whatch out for falling chandaliers, bleh. Enjoy . . . bleh.

Astral projective homicide is easy when you can't control it! Just sit back and dream as your family is murdered all around you. That is, unless you think it's the elderly couple on TV? Call the police! They'll know what to do.

Sometimes science goes a little too far. Creating a hyper intelligent dog from fetus to canine in a couple days is one thing, but when you use a human fetus, well, that's just asking for trouble. One thing will lead another and she'll start murdering people in the basement. I wouldn't trust that dog either, it looks up to no good. 

Remember the good old days when you'd hear those magical words from your parents? Those words every movie lover craved to hear each week? That on that day, your family was renting a movie. Well, Dave and Lucas sure did and they couldn't help but talk about it while hitting the record button. This weekend, No U-Turns at the Drive-In brings to you a special bonus episode! Lucas and Dave discuss their fond memories of browsing those aisles of VHS tapes and DVDs, searching for that perfect cinematic choice.

Welcome to the murder parade. As it would appear, having an island devoted to evil brain science isn't the fun everyone claims it to be. It only takes a handful of horny teenagers to derail the schemes of mad science, and they don't even need to be trying all that hard. For those of you who like their death a little hotter than luke warm, well, here you go.

Kidnappings, it was 1974, everyone was doing it. You remember, you tried it too. Nobody knew any better back then, but now we know the harmful side effects that can occur. As depicted in this film, with a catchy tune to boot!

Did you ever wonder what it'd be like if a Nazi hunter, an author, a monk, a detective, and a doctor teamed up to defeat Satan? Well, you never will, because they were all pretty terrible at it. Hop on the demon train with Lucas and Dave as they discuss the unlikely cluster of characters' fight against the forces of evil.