No U-turns At The Drive-in

  And here we give you Piranha, Piranha, or as we like to call it, Man with Thick Neck Kills Things. What it lacks in plot and entertainment value it makes up for with heavy amounts of montage set to dull hippie music, abuse of abnoxious women, murder death, and of course that thick, juicy, man neck. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll fall asleeep and dream about Sean Connery, you'll cry some more, and then you'll either laugh or start a militia group. It's up to you. Enjoy.