Illogical Contraption: Nights After Dark

I ramble about the occult aspects of 2012, 2020, the virus, the protests, 9/11, porn stars smoking toad venom, the Christ Zone, New Orleans bounce, and the transmutation of hate into love. Come hang with me!

This episode features Santana, riot chat, the Goatman’s choice, Sammy Hagar’s tuff jams, meme describin, Shakespearian mysteries, and new conspiracy rap. And that’s a good thing.

Charles and I discuss fast food additives, the psychology of reopening the economy, market chat, bad statistics, Masonic underpinnings of Flat Earth theory, and the cosmic origins of the coronavirus.

Will and I discuss Puerto Rican Chupacabras, Texan Chupacabras, Zuckerberg hunting goats, fake pterodactyls, tulpas, Siren Head, Teddy Roosevelt’s Bigfoot story, and more! 

Danzig Chat with Shelby and Al. Do you honestly have anything better to do?

Charles and I talk about the coronavirus, and he explains some very unique theories. Will these theories hold up in a week? Maybe not! But who cares. We need to distract ourselves from our imminent deaths, right?

Also featured: Coronavirus-Epistein Connection / Ghost in Houston / Matrix 4 Filming / The Densities and Holographic Projections of Consciousness of the 15-Dimensional Time Matrix / Richard Stanley and the Color Out of Space / The Aftermath of the Alien Love Bite / Christopher Lee on the Occult

Also appearing: Coronavirus, Satanism, and the 15-Dimensional Time Matrix.

Nights After Dark At Gmail Dot Com Episode One Forty Three Starring Al Cummings And Your Host Erik “Strikeout" Thybony

Charles and I get woke on bot control of human perception, Iranian geopolitics, the death of the petrodollar, the new global economic system, the rise of cryptocurrencies, reverse-engineered alien technology, and how 7-11 predicts the future. Play along at home!

The Ritual Sacrifice and Reincarnation of Cats / The Only Heavy Metal Musician At Harvard University / Pig-Human Hybrid News / Vatican Funded Movies / New Mothman Sighting / Arabian Ghost Hunters / Spacey Calling Hits

Join me and Will as we discuss Suburban Cryptid TV Man and Nepalese Cryptid the Yeti. Warning: extreme cryptozoological content! Proceed with caution. 

Russian Polka Ska Invasion / If You’re Into Geodes, You’re In Deep / The Wizard's Eye / The Deep Fake Defense / David Icke Documentary / Cosmic Black Death / Lovecraft Excerpt / Moloch Goes To Rome / Vatican Prayer Tracking / McMahon Mandela / All My Rexes Live In Texas / Erik’s Favorite Movies of the Decade Deal With It

Charles and I stop being polite and start getting real about the PG&E Fires, Apple OS Sacrifices, California's Mass Exodus, Tsunamis, Mega Churches, Real Actual Christianity, and more!

A Real Actual Incel / Announcing Jehovah's Kingdom / Trop Rock Danzig / Cool and Uncool Trees / Horse Energy Healing / Yoga Chat and Flying / Destiny Of Souls / Symbiotically Possessed By The Souls Of Aliens / Strange New Mandela Effect / NAD On The Road??

Roswell Chat with Alex! We break down the OG UFO (UFOG?) event and go deep on UFO happenings in general, both outer and inner. This one is a lot of fun.

DARK AND BRUTAL DANZIG SHOW. Verotika Review / Misfits Review / Tight Pants Power Metal (Just The Hits) / Last Round Pick In The Soul Draft / Aleister Crowley Presents Alcoholic's Anonymous

Please Take Your Girlfriend Home / The Great Djed of Osiris / Leary Crowley Connection / Satan Is As Powerful As God Man / Shots Fired At Bigfoot / Make America Grateful Again / Space Relations / Epstein Kubrick Connection / Charles Manson Black Magic Dark Energy Bullshit Vibe

Charles and I talk Jeffery Epstein, Jimmy Buffett, Tool, and Roswell. We'll sell you the whole seat, but you'll only need...THE EDGE.

A Very Special Episode, guest-starring Peter from IllCon Radio, who you may remember from such roles as Peter from IllCon Radio. Topics include: Epstein Island! Bohemian Grove! Midsommer! Trop Rock! Beach Country! AND MUCH MORE! All the hits, all the time - that’s the NAD guarantee.