Illogical Contraption: Nights After Dark

Wherein I petition the universe for my Honorary Shaman Degree and discuss Masonic and Mithraic rites. Guest appearance by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. 

Shelby, Pranjal, and I get into some 5D Full Disclosure about the Love Has Won cult, including my story of how I stalked them on their own turf (aka trailer park). A fun time all around! 

Guest starring Kona! She and I discuss Quantum Retrocausation--aka how to improve test performace by studying the material AFTER you take the test. We both went back and researched the topic after we recorded this episode, so obviously, it's amazing.

Featuring The Critters / Cats Continuum, Ski Shamanism, Erik’s Travelogues, Muppet Country, Astrological Archons, and more! 

Charles and I discuss Bronze Age parallels to the impending collapse of our modern global control structure. Uplifting!

Pranjal, Shelby, and I discuss The Hour of the Time, horror and science fiction novels, social control structures, and more. It’s a fun time for all!

Zak Bagans' Haunted Guitar / Mr. Ed Backmasking / Burroughs And Page On Magick / Erik’s Rock N Roll Drum Tips / Sigil App / Vile Vortices / Weird Al On Ancient Astronauts / The Best Joke / And More!

It's an entire episode of ALIEN SEX CONFESSIONALS. Get answers to the burning alien sex questions you never dared to ask. Danger: HIGHLY erotic content. Consult a professional before use.

Shelby, Will, and I rate cryptids in a very special Valentine's Day episode! Hot Hit or Not Shit? You decide.

Alex and I discuss underwater UFOs, fish gods, the alien origins of agriculture, and more!

Charles and I use the planets to outline the coming Troubles. You won't forget this one, even though you might want to. You've been warned!

What’s Darker Than Night / Frozen Time Snake / The Grand Conjunction And Its Astrological Components / Living In 5D / The Seed Of The Golden Age / The Moon Is An Alien Spacecraft / Maiden Goes To Bollywood / Aurora Krystal Matrix Re-Encryption Of Elemental Body / Armageddon Software Of The False Father Negative Alien Religions / Yacht Club Roll Call / Metallica Goes To Punjab

This magical episode contains: Disappearing Monoliths, Siqq Mashups, Shakespearian Jibes, Church Way Paths, Spirit Road Necromancy, Alien Languages, Frodo Rock, Crowleyan Astrology, Age of Discord, Party Rockin the Apocalypse

Charles and I debunk dinosaurs, deal with it.

Featuring such classics as: A Three-Legged Dog in Bangladesh in a Hurricane / God Isn’t Master of the Universe / One or Several Unusually Large Wolves / TikTok Horse Mutilation Challenge / Bowie on Crowley / Page on Crowley / Hicks on Waco / Activating the Planetary Chakras

Come along for reincarnation chat and more, with special appearances by The Dalai Lama, Hunter S. Thompson, Gen. George S. Patton, Bob Weir, the Dab Tsog, and the Fear Snake.

Charles and I discuss strategic relocation and predictive astrology. Dark subjects. Fun times!

Erik’s Travel Diaries / Alien Origins of the Coronavirus / Epstein-Maxwell Alien Sex Magick / Robert Trump Time Traveler / True Nature of God / Describin’ Shamans

Charles and I talk about the psychological effects of masking, the weaponization of weather modification, hidden military tech, and the tsunami bomb. Much episode! So content. Wow.

Road Trip chat, Disney Pandemic chat, Beach Country chat, Ghislaine Reddit chat, Ascension Singularity chat, Order of Nine Angles chat, and so much more!