Illogical Contraption: Nights After Dark

Mike Watt Encounters! Floating Cities! NASA’s Project Blue Beam! The Biggest Letdown in History! Psychedelic Honey! Angels Landing On Hills! Masonic Roots Of Mormonism! Rock Jams Of The Latter Day Saints!

Turbocharged Tony Little / Shit Dads / What Women Think About Sport Chat / Teh Ermahgerd Gerl /  Satanic Kate Spade / Solomon’s Megachurch / A Little More Inspiration / How To Catch A Ghost Horse / Tonetta - The Saint / Creepy Dude Workout Videos / Have A Very Buttisimo Day / Rocky Horror Chat / Burning Life Second Man / Shine On In Pork Heaven / Fuck Everything 

The Full Limbaugh / Vampires, Mummies, and the Holy Ghost / Media Manipulation / Martian Water and the Space Pope / Wherein I Describe Lisa Frank Memes In Great Detail / Jeb Loves The Redskins / Back To The Future Conspiracies Explained / Sports Cops / Illuminati Christian Rock Exposed / Holy Ghost Adventures / Spirit Box Jesus / You Don't Practice Santeria But J-Lo Does

Guest Starring: Al!Yes Sober Podcasts / Vortex Pro Tip / Human Recall / Aliens Love Us / Planet Earth About To Be Recycled / Death Cult Pro Tip / Childs In Salmon Pants / Fucking Carpetbagger Giants Fans / Why Are You So Proud Of Your Blue Ribbon? / Best Locker Room Speeches / Clapping At The Same Time As The Austrians / Drummers Who Need To Express Themselves / Has Morrissey Ever Even Had Sex? / I Need Beer To Talk MKULTRA / Real Or Not Real?

No Sober Podcasts / Big Announcement In IllCon Land / Fogled By A Psychic / Essence Of Macklemore / Karma Fucks Me / Business Vape / Erik Attempts To Psychically Predict The IllCon Mascot Bracket / Gargling Satan's Cock / About The Most 90s Thing I Can Think Of / A Middle To Upper Class Cult / A Freemason Rosicrucian Secret Society Sex Magick Thing / Sirius Business / One Hundred People Is Enough Fuel / You Can't Just Drug The Kids, You Gotta Kill Them / Definitely Unhinged Obviously

Four Shots Too Many On The Ride Of Life / Speak Truth To Power / What You See Is Not What You Get / Shit Dude Taste / So Many Teeth / You Son Of A Bitches! / Think Like A Broad / Fat Depp / Tonetta - Lots And Lots Of Drugs / Gotta Shed This Flesh Prison / Conspira-Sea Cruise / Stephen King Jamz / The Truth About Things Conspiratorial / An All-You-Can-Eat Conspiracy Buffet / Seminars / Joey Korn Founder Of Korn / Too Far Over The Edge  

Guest Starring: Charles The Heckler! A Big Machine That Does Energy Stuff / Fucking Loaded With Occult Symbolism Right Now / Too Far Down The Nazi Path / Famous Crypts Of The Hapsburg Empire / Aliens Can Be Catholics Too / Devil Law / Remember The 22nd And 23rd Of September / Illuminati Duality / Kid's Cartoons Of A Certain Type / Crazy Moment Of Synchronicity / The Transfiguration Of The Antichrist / Licks And Kicks

Guest Starring: Coby Shelbras! When The Walkenry Starts To Fade / Two More Hirtlers Please / Shelby Versus Electronics / Fantasy Beer And Illuminati Wine / Podcast Town Shoutout(?) / The Circle Of The Bell / The Elixir of Eternal Life / A Mythical Lump Of Clay Formed Into A Human Shape Bent To The Will Of Whoever Puts The Word Of Truth Inside Of Its Head / Dark Homunculi Shit / How Is Babby Formed? / My Dudes! / Sarah's Dad Crush Of The Week / A Great Comedy About Dead Children / A Temporally Questionable IllCon Exclusive / Interesting Pairings / Clearly From The Internet / Hamburger In Paradise (Hold The Cheese)

Mic Check One Two One Two / Shelby and Otis / M.A. in B.S. / Budapest Chat / Hair Rituals Of The Metal Elite / Kitschy Catholic Relics / Vienna Chat / A Scale From One To Depp / Habsburg Sarcophagi / Hologram Opera / A Bit Of A Stake In The Country / The Saturn Moon Matrix / Booq Piqqs 

Podcasting Is A Dirty Business / Weird Mysterious Alien Virus / A Really Long Night On The Pole / Makes Ghosts Hard / Blue Powerade / Free And Loose Out On The Streets / To Force The Dead To Reveal The Secrets Of The Unseen World / The Faustian Tale / Don't Bring Your Boyfriend Shopping (Sarah's Al Rant) / Full Femme Fatale / The Pac-Man Moon Theory / That's Shit Dead / Full On Double Saxophone / Lady Superstitions / Siqq Piqqs: Rifftrax / Edgar Winter In The Summertime

Guest Starring: Charles The Heckler! I can't even describe this one, you guys. We tie all the threads together. Just listen. We go deep.  

Jerry's Finger / Homemade Cum Wine / Butt Cleavage / First Known Recordings Of IllCon Radio / DORITOS / Erik's Terrible Dumb Ideas / Gogglebox: Social Control Programming, Every Sunday On Channel 4 / ScrotumTumor.com / Jesus's Foreskin / Zac Baggins Is Synchronistically Communicating With Me Through His Ouija Board / Don't Do Anything Important At 3AM / A Walken Role / On The Internet, No One Knows You're Leonard Cohen / All The Holes That Have Turned Into Eyes / Philly Ray Cyrus / No Poo Movement / Shave Your Face, Ladies / Evil Dead Nerd Rant

The American National Anthem / The New Illogical Contraption Theme Song / That Scene Where Tom Hanks Bangs Amelie In The Basement / Whoops I Put In A Sin / Smash It To Get Her Off / Big And Just Waiting To Be Husked / Semi-Hard Evidence / A Reasonable Number Of Holes / Worshiping Satan With Every Swing / Too Many Black Balls / Acacia Nightz / DMT Brew / Doing A Dead Chick Is A Symbol For Rebirth / Decapitating Shoppers With Their Giant Swords / Sarah's Awesome Dude Crisis Segment / So What??

Guest Starring: Charles The Heckler! Topics: Flat Earth, Hollow Earth / Guccifer / Email Hacking of the Rich and Famous / New York Times Nuclear Threat?? / Occult Numerological Timing / Nostradumbass / My J'ncos Are Not Aligned With the Stars / Scientology Corner / UKUSA / Actual Real Economic Discussion About the Potential Dissolution of the Eurozone (an IllCon first!) / Talking Shit on the French and the Scottish / Talking Shit on Google and Burning Man / Are You Ready?

American Pride / Slash Slashers / British Garishness / Tartan Bling / Arizona Lesson / SF Bitchin' / Nine Eleven Jimmy Buffet / True Bad Boy Hair / Strippers Running From Dinosaurs / Yabba Dabba Don't / So We Eat Him Who Fell / Aliens Are Like Lightning / Real Or Not So Real / Just Turn Into Your Dad If You Want Attention / Braff Facts / Like She's Never Soared Before

Creating Freemasonry Conspiracy Theories; The America Dream is Luciferian; Cola Commercial Psy Ops; IllCon Low Lights; Activating Your Eight Circuits; Siqq Piqqs!  

Scientology update! Ghost update (doors closing on their own)! Stress tests! Mad Max! Poltergeist! Sarah discovers a new genre of horror! Questionable memes! Adult Big Butt Kids! Holy shit you guys, podcasting, how do we do it? No seriously. We have no idea.

In this one, we discuss all things Australian, Sarah's girl crushes, What Women Want, the owl / alien / demon continuum, our apartment ghost, hallucinogenic mold, dumb SF, really badly reviewed movies, and loads of freaky UK snacks!

Computer Malfunctions! Mars! Baraq u Bamah! Clear Windows! Past Lives of IllCon Hosts! Ser Robert Jorts Fights The Jerry Bear! Snack Chat! Jean Commercial Jams! Siqq Booqqs! Wow! That's a lot of content! Wow! This episode is amazing! Wow!

Winter has turned again to spring, which means it's time to sacrifice one hour of your precious time to us while we discuss Beltane, fire festivals, Bohemian Grove, Belizean Grove, Burning Man, Wicker Man, and all the other groves and all the other mans. Please, won't you, please. No, do.