Synopsis
This podcast takes a dive into the beautiful disaster that is reality show "Love After Lockup." Comedian Caitlin Ruppert is joined by Shannon Lee and Tanya Puig to bring to light everything you know you were already thinking episode by episode!
Episodes
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065 - Called You An Uber (Tom Myers)
08/10/2020 Duration: 52minCaitlin Ruppert has on Comedian and baseball announcer Tom Myers to talk about Season 3 Episode 5 of Love After Lockup. In this episode Destine reveals that she has had many female partners and plans to continue that and not tell Shawn, despite that she claims Shawn is a wonderful lover. Jessica feels out of place in all the places Maurice takes her because to her home is a quiet reflective place. Shavel is over having mama bear around and orders her an Uber to get rid of her. Tyrice hopes blue is Chandas favorite color as he dawns an all blue outfit for her prison release. Scott tries to have a family intervention with the department of corrections who still seem to want to treat Lindsay like a prisoner, how rude! Follow the whole show on Instagram: @ComedianTomMyers @CaitlinRuppert @PodAfterLockup
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064- Math Mishaps (Caitlin Ruppert)
27/09/2020 Duration: 42minOn this episode Caitlin Ruppert goes solo to dissect Season 3 episode 4 of Love After Lockup The usual pit falls of life after prison are popping up yet again, Kristiana is running late to the half way house because of a wedding she shrugged to and said "I do I guess" Scott enjoys a romantic cold steak with the limo driver, Tyrice has conveniently failed to mention his one true loves one true race, Shawn can't do math for his age or his kids...maybe he said 2 kids because that's how many he had at 36! And morose does the right thing and asks his PO to transfer him to be w his wife and when he says no decides to do it anyway! Follow Caitlin and the Pod on IG: @CaitlinRuppert @PodAfterLockup
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063 - Tube Tacos (Qi Ricks)
05/09/2020 Duration: 01h16minQi Ricks (Chef/plane expert) Joins Caitlin Ruppert to discuss Season 3, Episode 3 of Love After Lockup “Date With Destinie”! Tyrice gets help for his friend Tangy picking out clothing to fit a mf-in big a** Maurice is overjoyed by fluffy TP and planes. Scott buys steak for Lindsays return. Shevel is confronted again by her boo things lies. Shawn is disappointed with his investment and hopes a little makeup will get him his moneys worth. That and all the usual pearls of wisdom Qi has to offer! Follow the whole show on Instagram! @Qidunckachud, @CaitlinRuppert, @PodAfterLockup Youtube: https://youtu.be/n1bb-Qomu_I
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062- Hitchhike To The Halfway House (Elizabeth Lopez)
09/08/2020 Duration: 56minElizabeth Lopez (Comedian/reality show professional) Joins Caitlin Ruppert to recap Season 3, Episode 2 of Love After Lockup “Bad At Being Good”! Scott makes excuses for why Lindsey was selling meth while Lindsey explains it was so she could buy more meth. John pops the question and Kristiona has to either say yes or hitchhike to the halfway house. Morise and Jessica see each other for the first time in two years and the girls are out ready and raring to go. Queylon makes the ride extra awkward for Shivel and his mom by telling both opposite plans. And Shawn makes us all want to cry on Graceys behalf. Follow the whole show on Instagram! @Elocomedy @CaitlinRuppert, @PodAfterLockup
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061- Wings To Spare (Juan Carlos)
08/08/2020 Duration: 01h20minJuan Carlos, fellow comedian and show runner joins Caitlin Ruppert for this very exciting long awaited first episode of Love After Lockup season 3 “Stairway To Heaven”! Scott forces us all to imagine him knocking boots and ankle monitors in a vibrantly lime green room surrounded by Viagra bottles. Jessica stalks her own sister and is shocked when she spots her and an entire camera crew. John leaves us all feeling creeped out and fascinated with too many red flags to count. Shivel lets us know she won't be fooled into giving money to a record producer again because she's moved on to more trustworthy people, convicts she's never met. And Shawn just leaves us all saying "oh honey no". This Season looks like its going to be just filled with bad decisions and the makings of a lot of future therapy sessions for all those kids! make sure to listen every week and join the facebook group! Follow the whole show on Instagram! @JuanCarlosComedy @CaitlinRuppert, @PodAfterLockup
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060 - BONUS Bad Boys (Adam Nutter)
17/04/2020 Duration: 01h16minOn a podcast dedicated to exploring Love After Lockup a few questions about the law pop up, ok more than a few, a ton! Caitlin Ruppert has on comedian and former NYC police officer Adam Nutter of Words With Nerds to talk about cops, the job not the show. We delve into everything from, can you cry to get out of a speeding ticket to, can Clint and Tracie really get pulled out of their car just for sleeping in it? You're going to want to listen if you've ever wondered about the inner workings of what comes before Lockup. Follow the show: @AdamNutter @CaitlinRuppert @PodAfterLockup
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059- Biiiiig Daddy (Michael Harrington)
06/04/2020 Duration: 01h05minCaitlin Ruppert Skypes in Michael Harrington during this pandemic so he can convince us all he’s still in love with pig pen, oh and we review Episode 10 of Season 2 Life After Lockup, which is of course the Love After Lockup spin off we all miss. This episode is titled Who’s Cheating Who, starts off with my favorite fridge rule follower Tony, he has a Batchelor party that has us asking who do we feel worst for, the strippers or the crew that has to film this sad three person party? Next we watch Lacey play her usual game of trying to get two men to fight over her and Caitlin gets a new “Big Daddy” ringtone. Tracie reveals she’s had and un-had a pregnancy, after a clearly drug fueled fight she finally agrees to rehab. Amanda and Brittany have a heart to heart in the back of a truck and Brittany heads home to give Marcelino her Dr. Phil take on his behavior. Michael leaves Sarah to climb into Maria's vag till the next time he sees another victim (woman willing to date him). That and a fun collection of complete
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058- Is She Obulatin (Christina Galston)
13/03/2020 Duration: 01h29minCaitlin Ruppert is lucky enough to not have corona and have a Galston in the house specifically Christina Galston! She came all the way from Florida to review Episode 9 of Season Life After Lockup, which is of course the Love After Lockup spin off we all love. This episode is titled The Wife The Girlfriend and The Side chick. We open the episode with Sarah probably pregnant by Michael again, Maria thinking Sarah held Michael hostage and Michael trying to lie to producers. Angela sends Tony out with Tommy to go shopping for a suit and a new excuse to cheat on Angela in the form of a love lorn best friend. Brittany and Marcelino waste beer. Clint makes it clear why dog brother is the favorite. Lamar agrees to anything to get off a cold mountain. And Lacey makes It so none of us can watch this show in public! That and so much in this special long episode because none of us can leave our houses anyway! Follow the whole show on Instagram! @CaitlinRuppert, @PodAfterLockup @FreakinJewrican
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057- Flushed But Not Forgotten (Tiana Miller)
06/03/2020 Duration: 57minCaitlin Ruppert is joined by comedian, musician, and lover of trash TV, Tiana Miller! They review Episode 8 Season 2 of Life After Lockup, which is of course the Love After Lockup spin off we all love. This episode is titled Royal Flush but we’re suspicious how flushable goddess medicine is.In the episode, Michael is still confused about words on paper, but it won’t him from lying to Maria and spending the night at Sarahs, dear lord I hope she isn’t obulatin! Lacys dad and Shane put together a death trap trampoline. Andrea makes a convincing argument for why she hasn’t assaulted her husband who definitely has never worn a condom in his life! Tony surprises Angela and she surprises the world by demonstrating her love of ciggys and ability to smoke through an apocalypse. Tracie tries to get her drugs and possibly Clint arrested. Marcelino pays to have a woman tell him he sucks. Cheryl hides in the woods with her family while Josh has a new girlfriend, that and so much more! Tiana was a great guest who can iden
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056 - I Think We’re Alone Now (Tanya Puig)
28/02/2020 Duration: 01h12minCaitlin Ruppert is joined by former Co-Host returned to spill the tea on what she thought of Episode 8 Season 2 of Life After Lockup aaaand some of the stuff that’s been going on in previous episodes!! Love After Lockup continued and Pod After Lockup reunion! This episode is titled, Risky Business and I’m guessing its about the business of love…or something else honestly it could be about Tom Cruise who knows. Sarah and Michael go to therapy and for once Sarah has the upper hand. Lacey and John make out on some strangers couch. Tracey hates Clint which is fine because he looooves her, $5000 worth of love. Andrea finds Lamars penis balloons in his pocket and turns into an MMA fighter wed all bet on. Cheryl and Josh finally call it quits after three days of attempted bliss. And Marcelino doesn’t tell Brittany he’s low on cash but does tell a sexy stranger, scandalous! That and all the giggles and gaffes you know and love. Follow the whole show on Instagram! @CaitlinRuppert, @PodAfterLockup @PuigIsPuig
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055 - Maria Full Of Visits (Qi Ricks)
21/02/2020 Duration: 55minCaitlin Ruppert is joined by former cell mate Qi Ricks to recap Episode 7 Season 2 of Life After Lockup!! Love After Lockup continued. This episode is titled, Con-Fessions and things are starting to heat up! Sarah has a classic front yard melt down while Michael does his usual bobbing and weaving of any responsibility for his actions. Brittany finds out her creepy pedophile baby daddy was going to maybe get custody of their children at one point. Andrea wears the chocker to choke all other chokers while suffocating her relationship. Brother Joey reaches long and far for a chair and an excuse for why Tony does what he does and who he does. And Shane chooses the most inappropriate place imaginable to tell Lacey he boinked a chick right before their wedding! That and all the rants and bits you could possibly want in a recap! Follow the whole show on Instagram! @CaitlinRuppert, @PodAfterLockup @QiDunkaChud
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054 - Threesomes For Grandma (Pamela Rae)
14/02/2020 Duration: 01h01minCaitlin Ruppert is joined by Comedian and good friend Pamela Rae to recap Episode 6 Season 2 of Life After Lockup!! Love After Lockup continued. This episode is titled, Bonded And Ghosted. To start off the episode Cheryl when finally given the chance doesn’t smack the sh*t out of Tina. Lamar and Andrea go to the sex toy shop before storing their dildo in the glove compartment for prayer group, where Lamar schools a bunch of devote Mormons about their religion. Clint picks up his goddess from jail, so she can totally actually get sober this time. Brittany finds out the road to contacting her first two kids will be long and hard and paved with adoptive parents. Michael brings his mature female to his tearful reunion with his kids, who he is somehow NOT emotionally married to. And Angela sets up her own Newport fueled, to catch a predator. All that and the usual banter. Follow the whole show on Instagram! @CaitlinRuppert, @PodAfterLockup @PamelaComedy
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053 - The Holy Spirit Doesn't Pull Out (Christina Galston)
07/02/2020 Duration: 01h10minCaitlin Ruppert is joined by Comedian Christina Galston, who you have heard on a previous episode and seen on Comedy Central to recap Episode 5 Season 2 of Life After Lockup!! Love After Lockup continued. This episode is titled, Rules and Receipts. Michael is up to his same tricks of playing one woman against the other and as always poor Sarah is on the receiving end. John is out of jail already and just in time for Shane to reveal to Lacey that he’s cheated. Angela makes Tony a rule list and hangs in on the fridge, just like every teen showing his mom who’s boss he’ll no doubt ignore them. Andrea tells the kids Pricilla isn’t the child of Jesus but in fact another black man, the kids aren’t surprised. Tina smacks Cheryl, its actually shocking this hasn’t happened yet but they’re leaving us in suspense till next episode. Clint finds out the cost of love is exactly $5000. All of the story lines are just getting good! Christina and Caitlin predict the future of these couples and talk all the gossip in between!
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052 - What That Love Do (Eva Evans)
31/01/2020 Duration: 36minCaitlin Ruppert is joined by Comedian known for her appearances on BET, VH1, and currently working for Buzzfeed to recap Episode 4 Season 2 of Life After Lockup!! This episode is titled Between A Roc And A Hard Place…we’ll find roc’s hard place, and the meat of this episode, and also other meat, ok I swear I’m done. Sarah gets her face eaten by the only black guy in the whole bar while Michael gets a call from Lady because he clearly can’t keep names straight. Donna Fay might not be the hero we asked for but she’s the hero Angela needs dolling out wisdom like “Was he making you laugh when he was sleeping with all those hookers?”. Lacey tells Shane John is gone and Shane gets way too excited asking “dead?”. Cheryl is swallowing the bitter pill Tina shoves down her throat, in the name of love. Clint has learned literally nothing from the past year. Brittany makes us all cry and want to give her a damn hug. All this beautiful recapping plus Eva and Caitlin shoot the sh*t about relationships and prison! Follow t
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051 - Smack Smock (Dan Lamorte)
24/01/2020 Duration: 01h02minCaitlin Ruppert is joined by Comedian Dan Lamorte to recap Episode 3 Season 2 of Life After Lockup!! This episode is titled Wake Up Calls is all about setting up for all the conflicts getting ready to happen. We find out Johns alive, but locked up, who’s Lacey going to cheat on Shane with now?! Sarah hears the terrifying news Michael can just come get his kids when he wants but we all know he hates responsibility so shell probably be fine. Megan meets Michaels mystery guest, probably the hottest person he’s ever invited to a hotel! Cheryl tells her sister not to call her stupid for moving so her sister does what anyone would, calls her stupid. Tracey is back in jail and the clothing is NOT flattering. Brittanys mom moves closer and we all find out a little more about the effects of substance abuse on a family. Where are all these story lines going?! Find out what Caitlin and Dan thought of this episode and as usual title did bits about this weeks guest! Follow the whole show on Instagram! @CaitlinRuppert, @Po
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050 - Receipts (Oscar Aydin)
17/01/2020 Duration: 01h15minCaitlin Ruppert is joined by Comedian Oscar Aydin to recap Episode 2 Season 2 of Life After Lockup!! This episode is titled Manipulate The Manipulator which will also be the title of Michaels first book. We start off with the pontifications of Donna Fay, the best advice giver on the show, she tells Angela to dump Tony for good but will she?!? Marcelino tries to interview for owner of the company, which company doesn’t mater, he’s just that qualified! Lacey gives Shane a reason for the hissy fit that has been brewing all day. Lamar and Andrea discuss the safety of Utah vs LA which is clearly next to equal as long as you aren’t Dulow who gets “accidentally”, shot at 7 times. Michael meets Megans dad who will “accidentally” put a bullet in Michael if he doesn’t watch it, but don’t worry so will lots of dads as Sarah finds out from Michaels cash app and phone records with many many other dumb woman giving him money. Seriously bro, write a book. All this and a delightful look into the world of a NYC, Golden Girls
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049 - The Boop Heard Round The Trailerpark (Tracey Carnazzo)
10/01/2020 Duration: 58minCaitlin Ruppert is joined by Comedian and podcast goddess Tracey Carnazzo to recap Episode 1 season 2 of Life After Lockup!! This first episode is titled Skeletons In The Closet and boy are there! Angela is a boss telling Tony to high tail his now rather large butt to Brandys place, leaving him with a parting aggressive beep on the shoulder. Megans best friend B gives forehead a piece of his mind while Sarah puts on her best blackcent to pretend call baby girl as Michael. Marcelino and Brittany get a look at their new baby brought to them by super Puerto Rican sperm. Andrea reveals yet another reason her fame seeking butt should get the boot from the Mormon church and the prison janitors closet. Shane and Lacey meet with a baby doctor to talk about porn selection and, Shanes inability to understand anything about the female body except the holes he can put his pee pee in. That and the usual gossip sprinkled in between!! Follow the whole show on Instagram! @CaitlinRuppert, @PodAfterLockup @Trixietuzzini
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048 - Gold Loop Wishes And Tuna Can Dreams (Justin Perez)
03/01/2020 Duration: 01h02minCaitlin Ruppert is joined by Comedian and podcast regular Justin Perez to recap Episode 16 which is the Finale of Love After Lockup season 2 “Wedding Crashers And Cheaters”, Lacey and Shane get hitched on the Beach while John rocks his Lisa Frank tank top from a far but as we all guessed nothing dramatic happened. Glorietta catches Alex stepping out with another woman but Alex catches her moms fists and a water glass or two. Lizzie and Daniel call it quits and Theresa tried to call judge Judy on Lizzy and her ring theifin ways. Tony proposes to Angela then runs off to consummate the act with his “therapist”. Cheryl gets dumped on a wack ass castle cliff. Amber and Puppy win cutest couple of the season and a little look at where the couple are before the new season of Life After Lockup!!! Keep listening every Friday for the all new season with bigger guests and lots of Bonus episodes. Follow the whole show on Instagram! @CaitlinRuppert, @PodAfterLockup @TheFartBox
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047 - Break Ups A Brew-in (Kara Mia)
03/01/2020 Duration: 31minCaitlin Ruppert and Comedian and burlesque dancer Kara Mia recap Season 2, Episode 15 of Love After Lockup “To Con A Convict”, Dawn tattles on Alex but not without Alex as a very willing accomplice letting her know who his girl is not. Donna Fay tells Angela what she thinks of her sub-par sugar baby on a bike. Lacey proves it isn’t a day at the beach without a little girl on guy domestic violence. Josh’s mom suggests a better surprise for Cheryl than a proposal, breaking up! While Lizzy is spending her last few bucks on a thrift store wedding dress Daniel is spending thousands on his new sweet whip. Vince might be working out to the oldies but Amber is working out that she’s gay. That and the usual prison love talk! Follow the whole show on Instagram! @CaitlinRuppert, @PodAfterLockup @Karamiatnb
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046 - Cake Connoisseur (Elise Edwards)
13/12/2019 Duration: 01h11minCaitlin Ruppert and Comedian Elise Edwards recap Season 2, Episode 14 of Love After Lockup “Blinded By Love”, Lacey finds out she’s engaged to the cake boss. Cheryl makes sure to bring attention back to what’s most important in this relationship, Cheryl! Daniel can keep a secret about as good as a toddle and just like a kid tattles on himself to his mommy. Alex and Glorietta get into a very public fight that the public doesn’t care about. Tony claims there was only Michelle which Angela immediately accepts and moves on to giving him a present. Ambers grandma likes Vince which is good because Amber definitely still doesnt! Theres a lot of hot relationship gossip to be heard in this episode! Follow the whole show on Instagram! @CaitlinRuppert, @PodAfterLockup @Eliseanmchara