Fortynothing

This week, Carla reveals she may want to start dating again... Dylan reveals details about his time as class president in college, which leads to an idea that Carla and Dylan should stage a live episode of FortyNothing in central Pennsylvania. Plus, Jennifer Garner gives some great life advice. Spoiler alert: JGarn isn't actually on the show... but, ya know, she could be...if she wanted to be. fortynothingpod@gmail.com http://www.facebook.com/fortynothing http://www.instagram.com/fortynothing  

This week, Carla and Dylan share some strong opinions about what's going on at the Unites States border. The whole separating children from their parents and forcing them to sleep on concrete and denying them soap or toothbrushes is not sitting well with them-- or, ya know, most Americans with half a brain. But it's not all serious stuff, you guys. Plenty of laughs to be had as well. So listen up! fortynothingpod@gmail.com www.instagram.com/fortynothing www.facebook.com/fortynothing      

Carla is on Cape Cod. Dylan is in New Jersey. It's Father's Day as they record this episode, and that gives Dylan the perfect opportunity to bemoan the concept of gift giving. Naturally, that leads to a discussion about Burger King's latest ad campaign, which purports to deal with mental health. Both Carla and Dylan feel BK did a somewhat clumsy job of doing so, but for drastically different reasons.  Comments, questions suggestions: fortynothingpod@gmail.com www.facebook.com/fortynothing www.instagram.com/fortynothing    

This week Carla and Dylan explore the idea of getting married (or staying single) and actually... wait for it... NOT having children. Reminder: Dylan has two rugrats; Carla has zero...so far... she froze her eggs. Plus, fresh from his work trip to San Francisco, Dylan reviews his first time hanging out at a proper marijuana dispensary and lounge. Shout out to the fine folks at Barbary Coast Dispensary! fortynothingpod@gmail.com http://www.instagram.com/fortynothing http://www.facebook.com/fortynothing    

This week, Carla and Dylan discuss the moments in their lives that helped shape who they are today, for better or for worse. It's going to make you introspective AF! Plus, Carla tells us all about her hot new fainting condition! And more! Comments, questions, topic suggestions go here: fortynothingpod@gmail.com http://www.instagram.com/fortynothing http://www.facebook.com/fortynothing  

Carla and Dylan very seriously consider conducting a hot dog eating contest with FortyNothing listeners. They also make a pretty strong case for the Netflix show Nailed It, which they agree is one of the best shows on TV. Plus, Carla and Dylan take the Myers-Briggs personality test. You'll either be amazed by the results or totally not amazed! fortynothingpod@gmail.com http://www.instagram.com/fortynothing http://www.facebook.com/fortynothing  

On this rollicking and fun-filled episode, Carla explains why she's maybe, sort-of in the midst of perimenopause, which Carla and Dylan believe would yield a great FortyNothing mascot- Perry Menopause. And Dylan announces he's the frontman of a new band, in addition to the one he's already in. Because, he totally has time for that! Plus, Carla reveals her profound hatred for... well, you'll just have to listen. Email for show ideas and any comments: fortynothingpod@gmail.com www.facebook.com/fortynothing www.instagram.com/fortynothing          

Carla and Dylan welcome veteran television journalist Juliet Huddy to FortyNothing. You may know Juliet from her many years on Fox News, that is, before a messy sexual harassment lawsuit derailed her future as a TV host. Juliet gets super personal about that experience. But more importantly, Juliet opens up to Carla and Dylan about how, at the age of 49, through some pretty tumultuous times with family and friends, she's happier than ever. There's tons of great insight, advice and laughs on this one. Check it out! fortynothingpod@gmail.com http://www.facebook.com/fortynothing http://www.instagram.com/fortynothing    

***TRIGGER WARNING*** This episode contains content wherein the topics of depression and suicide are discussed. If these are things to which you're especially sensitive, you may want to skip this episode. When is a negative Internet content not just a negative Internet content? When Dylan takes it as an affront to the concept of mental health awareness. That's when! After he's called "whiny" in an iTunes review, Dylan opines there's a much larger problem than his "need for Carla's therapy." Then, Carla and Dylan discuss the never-ending search for life balance. And, get this. They totally figure out the formula! JK LOL. Everything's still a mess, you guys.   contact us at fortynothingpod@gmail.com http://www.instagram.com/fortynothing http://www.facebook.com/fortynothing   

You think you know what "mansplaining" is but do you, really? Has the term "mansplaining" been stripped of all meaning due to overuse? Does it even matter? Will Carla and Dylan eventually get into a bit of a heated conversation about it? All of these questions and more are answered on this episode of FortyNothing. fortynothingpod@gmail.com http://www.instagram.com/fortynothing http://www.facebook.com/fortynothing 

Carla and Dylan welcome human behavior scientist Jon Levy to FortyNothing! Jon has done an incredible amount of research on everything from dating habits, to the search for happiness to the importance of adventure. He's literally written a book about the science of adventure called The 2 a.m. Principle! Plus, Carla and Dylan sort of get into a fight about mansplaining. So, that's fun! Contact Carla and Dylan at fortynothingpod@gmail.com if you want to suggest any guests, want us to talk about anything specifically or just want to tell us how much you love/dislike us. Visit us at http://www.facebook.com/fortynothing and http://www.instagram.com/fortynothing  For more info on Jon Levy, check out http://www.jonlevytlb.com/

In this giggle-filled episode, Dylan bemoans the state of job search sites. Spoiler alert: They all stink. Also, Carla desperately attempts to convince Dylan that his past entrepreneurial projects haven't been a complete waste of time; she also tries to encourage him to keep writing and demands he stop getting in the way of himself in any future creative endeavors. And more!

Carla and Dylan draw some heavy, psychological connections between their inability to properly conquer math in high school and life in their 40s. Carla sort of apologizes for that time she told you guys how easily she makes friends. Dylan makes it clear that no girl has ever broken up with him. This episode sponsored by, like, an entire jumbo-size thing of Cheetos. http://www.facebook.com/fortynothing Instagram: fortynothing

In this very special episode, Carla and Dylan welcome Guster percussionist Brian Rosenworcel to FortyNothing. The far-ranging chat covers everything from how Brian balances his relentless touring schedule with being a married dude with three kids; how, at the age of 45, he's making more of an effort to make new friends; how his views on masculinity have changed, and much more! http://www.facebook.com/fortynothing - fortynothingpod@gmail.com 

This one time when Carla was enjoying some dinner at a newly opened restaurant in NYC, Mike D of the Beastie Boys sent her some selfies. Sort of. Dylan talks a bit about how he balances being in a Metal band as a 41-year-old husband and father of two. Plus, one size does NOT fit all, you guys. https://www.facebook.com/FortyNothing/

Carla is just back from a Mexican vacation, where she spent time lounging on the beach and checking out the local pharmacy scene. Plus, Dylan learns all he ever wanted to about foot ailments and shopping addictions. https://www.facebook.com/FortyNothing/

After many years with the same therapist, Carla seriously considers breaking up with her shrink. But like the song says, "breaking up is hard to do," you guys. And Dylan thinks everyone should break up with the Catholic Church and the Boy Scouts.

Carla and Dylan tackle the long-raging Brunettes v Blondes battle; Dylan gets in trouble for posting an Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez meme and Carla and Dylan find out how gay they are! Email Carla and Dylan at fortynothingpod@gmail.com with your comments and topic requests.

Carla introduces Dylan to the world of mukbangs, wherein folks film themselves eating large amounts of food to the delight of viewers who find comfort and joy in the sounds of eating. Dylan has a pot adventure with his mom. And Carla and Dylan review their newest Netflix obsession. 

Carla attends Skirt Club, an all-female sex party! Dylan has many (so many) questions. Carla and Dylan (but mostly Carla) have issues with Netflix show Bodyguard. Dylan has issues with Law & Order: SVU.