This Is What Democracy Pods Like

We speak with Craigslist replier Paul Glart (Spencer Novich), who saw our ad offering a gift certificate to anyone who was apolitical and willing to talk to us. Guest hosted by Billy’s high-school out-of-school improv friend Nicole Bench (Haley Hepworth).THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY PODS LIKE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/type/current/

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Trump family historian Marshall Chesterton (Christine Bullen) stops by to talk about his riveting work archiving official Trump pharmacy receipts and grocery lists, while also finding time to regularly attend countless major music festivals.THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY PODS LIKE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/this-is-what-democracy-pods-like

GOP Congressman Calvin McHuellyworth (Mano Agapion) stops by to explain the importance of family values and why it couldn’t have been him seen sucking off three dudes at Coachella.THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY PODS LIKE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/type/current/

Cate returns from Coachella/the emergency room to join our conversation with Ashley Piss (Anna Drezen), the presidential campaign manager for Rep. Eric Swalwell who certainly didn't take the job just because he looks like a walking golf shirt you wanna stuff right up inside you.THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY PODS LIKE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/type/current/

Cate is filled in for by Billy's Aunt Margie (Andrew Farmer), who is currently staying on his couch while visiting Los Angeles. She joins a conversation with the latest Democratic 2020 contender, Tawny Ouggggge(sp?) (Sarah Pappalardo), who shares her sparse platform while almost certainly dying of radiation poisoning.THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY PODS LIKE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/type/current/

Cate's out of town, but she's filled in for by an observer from the Western Non-Visual Broadcast Administration, Jackie Gundle (Nicole Conlan). Jackie then joins our conversation with proud Minnesotan and everyday person Susan Lundgren (Emily Schmidt) about what sparked Susan's interest in politics and why she posts so many memes on Facebook.THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY PODS LIKE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/type/current/

We devote the whole hour to our biggest guest yet, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom Theresa May (Langan Kingsley), who talks Brexit, the Toys R Us Times Square ferris wheel, and the ethics of paying improvisers.THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY PODS LIKE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/type/current/

After quickly disregarded the Mueller Report report, we speak with Felicity Houseboat (Laci Mosely), the most powerful woman in DC you've never heard of. Have a scandal? Need to hide a body? Just page Felicity or call her on her rotary cell phone, and she'll meet you in the nearest gas station bathroom. It'll be like it never even happened...THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY PODS LIKE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/type/current/

After a three week hiatus, Oscar returns for our conversation with Robert Beauty (Bowen Yang), the former ambassador to Gay Micronesia who has strong opinions about butt chugging and has died thirteen times.THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY PODS LIKE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/type/current/

OSCAR IS MISSING - WHAT A SHOCK. In his absence, we talk dating and the Dem presidential field with relationship expert and podcast host Mandy Torch (Nicole Conlan). CEO of Correct Living/Good Planet, Taylynn Green (also Nicole) then stops by to explain how the answer to global warming is "nothing."THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY PODS LIKE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/type/current/

Once again joined by Craigory (Mike Spence), we discuss the proper sexual objectification of Michael Cohen. Then we're joined via Skype by Deffery Doyle (Henry Melcher), co-founder of Salmon Media and embedded reporter, who is currently embedded in his New York apartment.THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY PODS LIKE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/type/current/

Without Oscar (SHOCKING, we know), we're joined by our intern Craigory (Mike Spence) who tells us about his new girlfriend of dubious origin. We then interview Senate candidate from Massachusetts and train enthusiast Doug Muffin (Nick Packard) about his plan to bring rail and odd jobs back to America.    THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY PODS LIKE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/type/current/

Normally we resist, but normally we're not in a state of national emergency. Therefore, for this week only, we must stand behind President Donald Trump as he protects us from the immigrant horde. Later, we're joined by political journeywoman Joan Doodian (Rachel Wenitsky) who is, well, random!THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY PODS LIKE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/type/current/

Our overly eager intern Craigory (Mike Spence) fills in for the absent Cate and joins us for a frank, timely, and horrifying discussion of race with embattled Virginia Governor Ralph Northam (Lou Wilson). Listen with headphones, then throw those headphones away.THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY PODS LIKE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/type/current/

Oscar got himself sick William Henry Harrison-style, so it's just Billy and Cate making do and fending off sexual diversity complaints from Forever Dog CEO Chad Putter. For the interview we're joined by analyst, opinion farmer, secret son, BUT NOT JOURNALIST, cnn.com's Glen Stubbs (Barry Hite).THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY PODS LIKE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/type/current/

As die-hard resistors, we (read: Billy) could not be more excited about Howard Schultz's 2020 campaign to take this country back. We're then joined by TIWDPL listener Dean Kunker (Henry Gammill), a career undecided voter.THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY PODS LIKE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/type/current/

Back in November, Oscar painted a (premature) memorial of Cate on the wall of the Forever Dog studio. Unfortunately, that wall belonged to Charon (Lauren Holt), the business owner next door, so we have her on to make amends. We also get a special surprise visit from Forever Dog CEO and true ally Chad Putter.THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY PODS LIKE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/type/current/

Due to the partial government shutdown, This Is What Democracy Pods Like's National Endowment For The Arts funding is currently frozen, leading to limited content in the first half of the show. In the second half, we speak with liberal gun advocate Arlise Billish (Allison Bills) about how she has embraced firearms, thanks largely to her mysterious lover Sergei.THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY PODS LIKE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/type/current/