Intercepted Imperial Transmissions

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Synopsis

I'm just a Star Wars Fanatic with a dollar and a dream. Stand by for my musings on Star Wars, Sci fi and living in a place called "Shaolin".

Episodes

  • Intercepted Imperial Transmissions S4:E5

    19/01/2024 Duration: 01h19min

    In today's episode, The Adjudicator hangs with a Soprano. The "double standard" of living la vida loca within the DCEU versus the MCU. The trial of Johnathan Majors, "The Kang is dead, Long Live the Kang!" Has Rey Palpatine been backburnered forever? She-Hulk...defeated by an unsustainable seasonal budget. Who ultimately lost more, Depp or Heard? Aquaman drowns in the theater. The echo chamber of Echo. What if...we reviewed the first episode of "What if...?" The eclipsing of Rebel Moon. Deconstructing "The Creator". So grab yourself some AI ale, a cybornetic crumpet and enjoy.

  • Intercepted Imperial Transmissions S4:E4

    15/12/2023 Duration: 01h22min

    Greetings all, and Happy Holidays! In today's episode, The Adjudicator starts a new phase in his life. The numerous Star Wars shows on the horizon. The major problems Johnathan Majors has found himself in. Snow White gets down n dirty with the Brothers Grimm. The double standard of living La Vita Loca with Disney -vs DC. In the Main Event we FINALLY discuss our final thoughts on Mando Season 3, Andor, Tales of the Jedi, Visions 2 AND Ahsoka!  Whoot! See the Redemption of Anakin (Christensen) under the watchful eye of Filoni. See Grand Admiral Thrawn fall victim to one of the classic blunders: Never get involved in a land war with Space Wizards! So grab a mug of mulled wine, an Ewok shaped suger cookie, and enjoy.

  • Intercepted Imperial Transmissions S4:E3

    09/10/2023 Duration: 01h26min

    In today's episode, The Adjudicator gets Blunty with Bud Bundy...AND Cheech Marin! Can the Librarian truly be thankful for a Thanksgiving furlough? Has Snow White been put to sleep...permanently? Ahsoka, through Episode 4!  Through the eyes of the eyes of the Librarian! Some subtle and not so subtle differences between animated Ahsoka and Sabine and their real life alter egos. The Librarian thinks that some Ahsoka prelude was needed...The Admiral thinks that the Librarian is reading too much into the show. As Sabine moves through her training we see the Revenge of the Midichlorians! So grab a pot of herbal tea, a plate of arrowroot cookies, and enjoy!

  • Intercepted Imperial Transmissions S4:E2

    03/08/2023 Duration: 01h29min

    In today's episode, Gabe breaks the internet (Good going Adjudicator). What does it take to scare the Sith Librarian? The slow, agonizing death of cursive and Roman numerals. The Adjudicator wishes all the baby attorneys good luck on the Bar. Has Kevin Feige been told to go to jail and not pass go? Where in the World is Kathleen Kennedy? And, in the Main Event, we discuss the SAG-AFRA strikes: The future of theater release -vs. streaming What will AI contracts consist of? The uploading of the "Beautiful People". The films that won't be coming out anytime soon. Does anyone want to see a new film with Audre Hepburn? Wayne Wayne? Pee-Wee? So put on your VR googles, grab a virtual Mai-Tai and enjoy!

  • Intercepted Imperial Transmissions

    23/06/2023 Duration: 01h24min

    Welcome back, it's Season 4! In today's episode, we discuss Star Wars rumors, passings, and the Uni-Bomber. We posit the ideas for better DC films...and question the continued existence of Ezra Miller. How did Disney manage to create a $5,000 cocktail, which in reality should be a $5 shot of "Camel Piss". Is George looking to make a steal by buying back the corpse of Lucasfilm? A "new" Beatles album with an AI generated John Lennon.  Now all we need is an AI George Harrison to quit the band again and it will be perfect. In the "Main Event", the Sith Adjudicator takes us all on a tour in the Land of Legalese.  He suggests some new tracks and takes us on a ride through the two-tiered Justice system in the United States. So, grab yourself some popcorn and a pack of Red Vines, it's Showtime!

  • Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: Season 3 Finale

    24/02/2023 Duration: 01h09min

    Hello, and welcome to our Season Finale!  It's been a wild couple of years, but we gotta take a break so Admiral "Scott" Ackbar can bring home the bacon during tax season. In the Season Finale, we discuss Wakanda Forever and the wonderful tribute to Chadwick Boseman. How X-Men break the Universe, again! Some of the issues that Aquaman, Namor, and Ocean Master might face by "destroying the surface dwellers". Does T'Challa need a constant supply of Heart Shaped Herb, and isn't it available at Vitamin Shoppe? Wakanda markets Namor fish sandwiches? The MCU ushers in new characters, but will this cause issues in Quantumania? Grab a boozy milkshake at the Alamo Drafthouse, an unlimited bowl of popcorn and enjoy the Season 3 Finale!  **Intercepted Imperial Transmissions WILL Return**

  • Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E55

    10/01/2023 Duration: 01h22min

    In today's episode, are Dick Clark and Nicolas Cage vampires? What did Jeremy Renner do with a Snow Cat, and how bad was it? We discuss our thoughts about the new season of Star Wars: Bad Batch. We take a moment to discuss the childhood movies of Quentin Tarrantino and the Sith Librarian. What "IS" film, and is film only an alternate version of streaming? The question is raised of whether it's "Bitcoin", or "Halfwit-Coin", and what is the status of the Imperial economy. A lively discussion over the "Inceptionization" of the DCEU, and the truth of trailers. So, grab a mug of smoking bishop, a mutton sandwich, and a piece of holiday pudding and enjoy.

  • Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E54

    09/12/2022 Duration: 01h12min

    In today's episode, the sexiness of Pat Benatar and her induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. The boys start watching Andor....more coming in upcoming episodes. In the Main Event, Tales of the Jedi.  Six animated stories revolving around Asoka and Count Dooku. Did ToTJ look to the past in order to create a more continuity friendly timeline? Our old friend, Karen, provides some much needed knowledge. The Charasmatic Trio posulate the possibility of a Dooku series. And we close with a lively discussion on whether villians get equal screentime when it comes to stand alone movies and TV series. So grab a tequila sunrise, a bag of pork rinds and enjoy.

  • Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E53

    11/11/2022 Duration: 01h08min

    In today's episode, the inevitable passing up of holidays and leaping to Christmas. The Librarian drops some knowledge, and Bruce Wayne is slumming it in Shaolin. Believe it, or not, we don't have any Star Wars to discuss....SOME people haven't caught up with Andor.  :) We pass on some closing opinions on She-Hulk...did K.E.V.I.N. sink its own ship? Wait, I was mstaken, we discuss how Andor's reviews seem to show the series is doing poorly. The Librarian's work peeps get mentioned on a old TV show....you like us, you really like us! The Librarian passes on a theory and Kathleen Kennedy is asked by Disney to stop announcing Star Wars projects BEFORE they get the green light. So, grab some Shaolin Mac n' Cheese, a cold Weißbier and enjoy.  

  • Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E52

    04/09/2022 Duration: 01h23min

    On today's episode, we discuss a famous "Green" character. Frank shows us his briefs...his legal briefs, and provides some music trivia. Fear and Loathing on Sesame Street. The Librarian REALLY doesn't know his modern music. In the Main Event, we take She-Hulk: Attorney at Law to court, what will the verdict be? Finally, are the Charasmatic Trio influencers? So grab a neat scotch, some cocktail peanuts and enjoy.

  • Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E51

    19/08/2022 Duration: 01h15min

    In today's episode, Frank talks Law School Alumni...hint, it's Judge Judy. WTF is wrong with the DC?  Batgirl Cancelled?  A multiverse in peril? The Librarian tells DC to not try to take on Neil Gaiman....although he loves their optimism...films scheduled into 2025 and beyond? Brilliant! The MCU releases their Phase 5 lineup, and the Librarian is equally impressed with their optomistic appraisal of the world stage. So, grab some suds, a bowl of cocktail peanuts, and an empty barstool and enjoy.

  • Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E50

    08/07/2022 Duration: 01h08min

    On today's episode, we reminisce about Mission Impossible. Andor gets a release date of 8/31/2022, watch for the surprise return of K2-S0. The Disney Mouse plays Issac the bartender on the new "Disney Wish" KENOBI!! The Sith Librarian has a new Star Wars philosophy, and we suspend our disbelief during the Star Wars Magic Carpet rides. So, fill a jelly jar with your favorite cognac, fire up the BBQ for some Kobe burgers, and enjoy the summer festivities.

  • Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E49

    17/06/2022 Duration: 01h34min

    Today we go a little long...when the boys discuss The Boys, things get whacky! In today's episode, Ezra Miller pulls a Richard Kimble or: What do you do with a groomer co-star? Joby Harold brings his Karmic justice to the DC Universe. And, in the Main Event, we look at the first three episodes of "The Boys"!  We joke at how they poke fun of popular super hero culture, and how a charcter from Season 2 makes a comeback and lends a hand. So, grab a frosty glass of Weißbier, a pretzel, and come along for the ride.

  • Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E48

    10/06/2022 Duration: 01h06min

    In today's episode, the Adjudicator makes a new friend. Thoughts on ambush interviewing Kathleen Kennedy. We talk about the new "He-Man" series, and question whether Teela, Mistress of the Universe will be there. And, in the main event, imagine if a writer, who's apparently never seen Star Wars or understands the mythology of the characters, is given the responsibility of being the head writer for "Kenobi".  You don't need to imagine, cause that's what they did.  Listen as we describe a writer who thought it would be a novel surprise to tell Kenobi that Anakin was still alive!  What, you say, water is wet and the sun rises in the east!!!  I never knew that! Finally we queston that, with these blazing errors in continuity, omniscient characters, prop issues, and just "are you kidding me?" moments, we look at the number of people on the crew, both behind camera, in front of the camera, and in the wings and ask, "What did they know, and when did they know it?" How could Ewan McGregor, who was in the film where h

  • Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E47

    03/06/2022 Duration: 01h21min

    In today's episode, A little ditty 'bout John & Amber Two American kids slinging acusations in the courtroom John, he's gonna try to salvage his career Amber's gonna drop a deuce next to his ear. Hello There! Kenobi's in da house!  Welcome to the "Little Leia and Ben Show" The Adjudicator remnds everyone that "DC Sucks"...now an ITT soundbyte! The Librarian points our the myrid of problems that Disney has created in the fabric of Star Wars space/time. Reva, the All-Powerful, All-Knowing...soon to find herself on the receiving end of Vader's razor-sharp wit...and lightsaber. And, a possible Clone Wars cameo! So, hail down Teeka the jawa, buy your last flask of Juri juice and enjoy!  

  • Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E46

    31/03/2022 Duration: 01h31min

    In today's episode, the Librarian talks about "Reintegration". Is the Price Right?  Disney issues an apology, and we take to the friendly skies with the first reviews and impressions about the new "Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser Hotel".  We bounce around some ideas for a better resort experience....especially when you're paying +$5,000 for a 2-day experience. We find a secret gift for The Adjudicator, and finally discuss "Spider-Man: No Way Home".  Will MJ learn Peter's terrible secret?  Who were those figures at the end? And, finally, we impress upon you our final thoughts of the Book of Boba Fett and anxiously await May 25ths release of "Kenobi" So grab some blue milk, put your sexiest Max Rebo vinyl on the turntable, and enjoy.

  • Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E45

    04/03/2022 Duration: 01h22min

    In today's episode, The Return of Sharp Chedda! Scott and the Librarian finally see Spider-Man! Mo Taxes equels Less Time! The MCU makes a Moon Landing. Ben Kenobi lands on Star Wars Day! More issues with that double sun exposure? Exactly how old was Anakin Skywalker: Lava Skin Care Options Rosario Dawson, role thief? And in the Main Event, The Book of Boba Fett, episodes 3 and 4. Grab a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and enjoy.

  • Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E44

    04/02/2022 Duration: 01h16min

    In today's episode, Scott is pissed off because of *Spoilers*. The Adjudicator compares our podcast to a slow cooker, while we discuss the 99 problems with spoilers, and what Star Wars shows were put on the deep back burner. We recall more of the recently deceased, and Scott posits that Harry Potter is really Star Wars in a wizard cloak. Wait?  How long did you think Boba Fett was in the Sarlaac? More Star Wars cultural references and the Librarian tells a "Tall Tale about a Tall Toy." So, grab a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, find a seat to prop up your mortal remains, and enjoy.

  • Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E43

    14/01/2022 Duration: 01h29min

    First order of business, we apologize for the occasional "hiss".  Shaolin had its first dusting of snow, which cause the recording to lose something during transmission.....it is Intercepted after all. In today's episode, we celebrate 2022 as the "Year of Soylent Green". We mourn the passing of Betty White, 18 days short of her 100th birthday. Our thoughts regarding Black Widow and Shang-Chi, and how we all agree Awkafina steals the show. We discuss some more issues that occur when the re-blip occurs in the MCU.  40,000-foot in-air reappearance anyone? Who Watches the Watchers, and we paint a Bullseye on Hawkeye. The Trio lament about the trial and tribulations of trying to see "No Way Home" in a world of COVID restrictions. And, in the Main Event...our impressions of the first episode of The Book of Boba Fett. So shoo the Jawas away from your beskar armor, grab a blue milkshake over in Mos Espa, and enjoy.

  • Intercepted Imperial Transmissions: S3:E42

    19/11/2021 Duration: 01h21min

    Black Panther 2 and Rogue Squadron delayed? A "new" Star Wars standalone film on the horizon? In today's episode, the Chrasamatic Trio presents a potluck of interesting topics.  With no real Star Wars rumors or Marvel movies to break down, we circle the globe of various topics.  From Aaron Rogers and Covid to Knuckletown, USA, and Alec Baldwin, we pick apart the most current news available to us.  Oh, the Sith Librarian gives his impression of the new Dune film versus the old, and whether it's worth the 2 1/2 hours for the first half of a duology. So grab a can of Tiger Lyte and meet us in the square circle...if you don't get it, get down to Knuckletown, USA.

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