2 Fools Rushing In.

So this is where a new live play episode would normally be. Well, we're in the middle of a brief change in preparation for Dylan to run a one-shot and give Raymond a break for the holidays. With that in mind, we were talking about the Golden Girls and D&D, and some of our upcoming ideas for characters for the next adventure.  Don't worry, though, we're not finished with the kids just yet. We'll get back to them.    Enjoy the madness, and tip your host.

In the first of two arbitrarily split episode halves, the guys are letting off some steam and screwing around with Borderlands 4, and its "delightful" drop rates.    Be excellent to each other. 

Welcome back to Azmodendak's, now with even more adult-sized children fighting likely people traffickers on a potentially stolen watercraft.    ***Just a reminder that we have our annual job fair coming up in a few weeks. The food vendors this year have assured us we will not have a repeat of the cannibalism incident from last year, though we have imported some barbecue from the Golden Wastes far to the south. We're told it's to die for and that the meat is literally falling off the bones. See you all at the job fair.***

The guys were just messing around with some Borderlands 4 and railing against injustices in the world. Or talking about stuff they watched. Either, or, really.   Be excellent to each other. 

The kids are determined to keep their boat, and they have a plan. Do the dice finally cooperate? Enjoy the Madness.   ***If the payment for your resurrection fees is more than you can handle, consider some of our more extreme guide positions. Successful performance can shave 10s of gold from that balance with only moderate risk to life, limb, and general well-being. So come on down to Azmodendak's and bring the whole family.***

For Thanksgiving or something.    Be excellent to each other. 

Picking up where we left off, the crew has gotten themselves into something that may be bigger than any single level of the dungeon. It remains to be seen if they're in over their heads just trying to do the right thing.   Enjoy the madness.    ***Azmodendak's is currently running a 25% off special on cursed amulets and intelligent, possibly bloodthirsty weaponry of all types. They make great gifts for that special someone in your life.***

In the 2nd part of a conversation that took place a couple of weeks ago (because we've been playing Dungeons and Dragons again and trying to get a stockpile for y'all), the guys discussed something that I've honestly forgotten about.   Be excellent to each other and check out the returning forays into Azmodendak's.

WELCOME BACK TO AZMODENDAK'S!! **We're currently running a special on resurrections. Buy 2, get 1 and of course terms and conditions apply such that you might not end up being entitled to any ressurections but it's still a pretty sweet deal. Just come on down to Azmo's.**   Picking up where we left off in August, but not having played since August, decisions were made. That said, the crew has stumbled onto something in one of the darker corners of Azmo's. But as always, where there is adversity, a plan takes shape, and the team sets about a very dangerous course of action.    Surely the dice must cooperate...right?   Enjoy the continuing madness, and we're so glad to have you back. We missed it too. 

In the first of a clearly not a two-part show being presented in two parts, enjoy (assuming you do) more of the usual.   And as always,   Be excellent to each other. 

Another bit of previously recorded conversation.    This means that we'll be doing some Dungeons and Dragons content in the very, very near future.    Be excellent to each other.

The other half of the conversation from 10/15/25, when 3 out of 4 Two Fools didn't know the recording was still going on, mostly because Jeff took a mid-show nap. Life's been rough for the fools lately, so if you've stuck around, thank you for your patience.    And as always, please be excellent to each other.

The first part of a long recording from 10/15/25.   Be excellent to each other. 

Recorded 10/8/25 after a most disappointing Con on the Cob.   Be excellent to each other, folks. It's getting scary out there. 

Recorded 10/1/25, prior to Con on The Cob.   Be excellent to each other. 

Recorded 9/24/25.   We have more stuff coming, but we're not quite ready to ramble on about it just yet.   Be excellent to each other. 

All the fools, now with full audio for everyone. So...there's that. Recorded 9/17/25.    Be excellent to each other.   More D&D is coming. 

Chad finally returned. Unfortunately, the newly tested audio configurations, while making things sound better this week, were set up in such a way that Jeff is missing entirely, so you'll be getting 3/4 of a conversation, which should be "great".   Be excellent to each other an know that we're trying to make something better here. Better than we were and better than before. We'll get there. 

Hopefully, we should be just about back to normal. This episode is again without Chad, but we're pretty sure he'll be around on 9/10/25.    Be excellent to each other, and thank you for your patience while we work stuff out on our end. 

The guys, minus Chad, still out of town, played some more Borderlands 3. The audio is a little wonky.    Be excellent to each other.