Knitters Uncensored

Episode #1: Socks on a BeachOur first episode!We introduce ourselves, talk about the birth of this podcast, how we started to knit.What's on our needles? Elemm helps you decipher those German ball bands. Ms. B talks about Bread and the squishiness of it all. Cashyie shares her Stash Enhancing eXperience tips.There are yarns to be won.WWKIP-Day, come and join us in Munich on 9th June 2007Music produced and sung by Ms. B and her DH. As well as Deirdre Flint's "The Bridesmaid Dress"!You can find the show notes under the following URL: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com/2007/05/episode-1-socks-on-beach-show-notes.html

Episode #14: We're not Worthy! (part 2 of 2)This is the second part of the episode. Sorry it took me so long to get this out, spinning has taken over my life. We are with the Wollmeise again and she reveals some interesting details about her life. Don't want to give anything away, you just gotta listen. Ok, one teaser - did she say something about a sock club??? Also, we reveal the contest answers and who the winner is!Music: "The Last of the Superheroes of the 1970s" by American HeartbreakCheck out our blog at: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com or write us an email at: KnittersUncensored (AT) gmail (DOT) com, or check out our group on Ravelry called "Uncensored Knitters"Detailed show notes and polls can be found at the following URL: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com/

Episode #14: We're not Worthy! (part 1 of 2)This session was soooooo long that I had to break it up into two parts. We have a special guest today - the Wollmeise! She was kind enough to take a break from her busy schedule to sit with us and chat. We also have a short interview with Miriam Tegels - the world record holder for fastest knitter! wowowowowow!Check out our blog at: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com or write us an email at: KnittersUncensored (AT) gmail (DOT) com, or check out our group on Ravelry called "Uncensored Knitters"Detailed show notes and polls can be found at the following URL: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com/

Episode #13: Lucky Number 13Sorry for the huge file size and length, but you know us, we can talk everyone's ears off! We haven't recorded in awhile, so this one is a whopping 1 hour and 45 minutes. It is filled with all kinds of information like what we're knitting, hot German actors and nudists, Wollmeise colorways, spinning Q&A and a fun contest!Check out our blog at: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com or write us an email at: KnittersUncensored (AT) gmail (DOT) com, or check out our group on Ravelry called "Uncensored Knitters"Music: "Famous" by The Lascivious BiddiesDetailed show notes and polls can be found at the following URL: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com/

Episode #12: The Catch-up SpecialWe're baaaaack! This is an episode that gets you caught up on what we did on our break. Ms. B went to the states and bought lots of yarn. Elemm bought a spinning wheel and worked. Cashyie started knitting socks and joined Ravelry.Check out our blog at: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com or write us an email at: KnittersUncensored (AT) gmail (DOT) com, or check out our group on Ravelry called "Uncensored Knitters"Music: "Tom Cruise Crazy" by Jonathan CoultonDetailed show notes and polls can be found at the following URL: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com/

Episode #11: Scotch-flavored Condom Filled ChristmasMs. B is enjoying her vacation too much and took a loong-ass time to edit and get this out. We were hoping to get this out BEFORE Christmas, but well, we're a little late...Opening by Ms. B's son. You may or may not understand what he is saying. It was too cute to NOT include it.What's on or off our needles and Cashyie shares her condom storiesCashyie gives out Christmas gifts wrapped with unusual wrapping.Life in Germany - Christmas markets!German Terms - Elemm deciphers more Wollmeise colors!Cashie tells us about her potential dates and has a contest for our listenersWe turn the podcast into a debate about getting tested or not, join in the fun!Check out our blog at: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com or write us an email at: KnittersUncensored (AT) gmail (DOT) com, or check out our group on Ravelry called "Uncensored Knitters"Music: "The Greatest Xmas Song Ever Written" by American HeartbreakDetailed show notes and polls can be found at the followi

Episode #07: Fun Filled With Fibre Factoids!Woohoo! Another episode with our nonsense! :-pWe started off by Cashyie trying to eliminate Elemm from the show with high percentage alcohol.And we have to talk about Tyrolean Mankitten.Have you been Xlaxin' lately?!Give you votes on our show notes!!Thank you to Dharmafey from Socks in the City Podcast. And go listen to Knit Therapy!What's on or off our needles?Keep yourself fit while knitting: Go knit at the gym!Elemm and Ms. B started spinning and Elemm is now hooked on it!Cashyie had been secretly dyeing yarn with hair-dye.Learn what "Ass Antlers" are and get those Wollmeise colourway names right.Ms. B talks about Life in Germany: Working, vacations and holidays here.Rock Star Husband makes his second appearance on the show for the quiz and he also tells us a story!Ms. B got some Malabrigo to pet.Announcements: Benediktbeuern (last announcement), Ms. B's Taste of GermanyCashyie reads from her secret blog and we talk about our photo shoot with a glossy magazine.Ch

Episode #06: Jaeger ... Spun Out of ControlOK, extra long episodes are now our trademark. Another long one and we laugh a lot and talk over each other a lot. Sorry!Thanks to scout for the special yarn dyed just for us called South Tyrolean Mankitten in Lederhosen. We also discuss customs strategies.What's on (or off) our needles? We all have Montego Bay Scarf Madness!German termsLiving in Germany - continuation about life as an expat - bills and exercising while knittingOur special guest - Rock star Husband joins us!A discussion about how much should you charge for hand knitted goods.Announcements: Benediktbeuern, Secret of Chrysopolis Mystery Scarf KAL, Taste of GermanyCheck out our blog at: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com or write us an email at: KnittersUncensored (AT) gmail (DOT) com, or check out our group on Ravelry called "Uncensored Knitters"Closing Music: "Effeminate Boyfriend" by bluDetailed show notes can be found under the following URL:http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com/2007/08/ep

Episode #05: To Dye For, DahlingAnother extra long episode where we talk and digress and talk and digress even more. We are a week late because of a certain book that came out on the same day as we were planning on recording.We talk about the special book and why we are lateIs knitting only for grandmas?Elemm talks about his interviews with German publicationsWhat's on (or off) our needles?Living in Germany - living in apartments and platform toilets!German termsCashyie has a marriage proposal!!!Elemm and Ms. B dyes their own yarn for the first timeAnnouncements: Benediktbeuern, Passioknits and we announce the winner of the toilet drops contestWe have a special guest podcaster - Christine from the Pointy Sticks podcast and she talks about her adventures in Germany.Check out our blog at: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com or write us an email at: KnittersUncensored (AT) gmail (DOT) com, or check out our group on Ravelry called "Uncensored Knitters"Closing Music: "Places where people hide their money" by

Episode #04: The Trouble with TreberWoohoo! Finally episode #04 is here!!! Extra long to make up for the lateness (thanks to Ms. B) *LOL* This episode was greased up with the help of treber grappa as usual. ;-)Shout-outs and Thank yous: Damknit, Knit Europe, Holly (Blogless), Peech Purls, Andy in Amsterdam, ScoutJ, Sheepaints, Das SchneeschafElemm had some serious S.E.X.How did the Knitters Uncensored ended up in Germany?What's on (or off) our needles?Ms. B talks about Life in Germany: They don't know "The Sound of Music", transportation in GermanyElemm recounts his numerous dates...and one particularly horrific oneMs. B gives you a "Taste of Germany"Cashyie philosophises about the appropriate length of hand-knit scarvesElemm reveals his tricks to getting some stunning photos of yarn pornAnnouncements as usual: Benediktbeuern, Kocherlball, Billy Reid KAL, Hank Wanking Tutorial, We Love Annie ModesittContest! Tell us your best bathroom story or tell us why you deserve to win a bottle of Toilet Drops and some g

Episode #03: The One Which Must Not Be NamedIt's time for Episode #03!!! Welcome to our (drunken) banters! :-pElemm got progressively drunk during the show, but we had great fun recording (and re-recording *Elemm's fault*)Thank you: David Reidy, Brenda Dayne, Jenny & Nicole, DharmafeyWe digress and talk about toilets and toilet-drops *LOL*One more weird fact from each of usWhat's on our needles?Life in Germany with Ms. B: German TV & going to the movies in GermanyCashyie goes Dirndl ShoppingAnnouncements:Benediktbeuern: Last-Call!!!Hank Wanker Group on FlickrKnitting socks for Billy ReidMusic:Opening Music: Ms. B and her DHClosing Music: "One More Year at Hogwarts", Billy Reid (http://www.verytasteful.com/)You can find the detailed show note under the following URL:http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com/2007/06/episode-03-one-which-must-not-be-named_18.html

Episode #02: Coffee, Cakes & KolenyasEpisode #02 is here!!!! We had great fun (with help from alcohol and junk food)! We digress a lot, as usual. ;-)We thank all ye podcasters who have mentioned usWe tell you something weird about ourselves....(Ricky, please get in contact! *LOL*),Find out what's on our needlesGet your men to wear purrrrdy lace shawls!Life in Germany with Ms. B: Yarn shopping dilemmaKnitting "auf Deutsch" with Elemm: yarn content and basic knitting termsCashyie reveals what she does for her day-job. And so the winners of the contests are announced.We talk about current knitting events in Europe:WWKIP-Day: Munich crowds, we're meeting at 11.30 a.m. this Saturday (9th June 2007) at the "Feldherrnhalle" on OdeonsplatzBenediktbeuren Textile Market: Come to meet the Wollmeise, Sock-Workshop with Yarnissima, PJ-Knit-Party!!! - This is an open invitation to all!!!Ms. B's going to Ally Pally in London: Knitting & Stitching ShowYou can find detailed show notes to this episode at the following URL: