Pure Imagination

Adam and Eve meet a couple of hunter-gatherers outside Paradise.

In one universe Cat Stevens will always be Cat Stevens...

So this one time I was at a salad bar with Travolta...

Every ghost story is a love story.

A newly incarcerated inmate at the Federal Prison Camp at Dadeland Mall adjusts to minimum-security life and pines for his sweet Maria.

Clerical workers for the Royal Centre of Dragon and Basilisk Preparedness feud with the independently contracted Knights of the White Rose.

Johnny Appleseed, Paul Bunyan, Pecos Bill, and Slue-Foot Sue navigate the treacherous passes of adolescence at Lone Star High and Our Lady of the Holy Cross.

An itinerant, busking bluesman helps an awkward high school senior write a love song for a Battle of the Bands.

The director of interns at a failing Midwestern circus tries to repair his relationship with a married trapeze artist and discover the truth about a workplace mauling.

Selected labors of Heracles, summer style tips from the three Fates, a commercially sponsored odyssey, and more modern myths.

It's Career Day at Grover Cleveland Middle School.

Santa experiences an existential crisis and glances through his spam email folder, and a couple's marriage is strained during the twelve days of Christmas.

A divorced mall oracle contends with a swarm of protesters upset with her prophecies.

A Stan in decline changes his name in an attempt to reclaim his former glory, a miller's daughter struggles to guess the name of a scheming, gold-spinning homunculus, and other stories.

The Little Mermaid visits Red Lobster, Geppetto carves Pinocchio a girlfriend, and Snow White confides in the Magic Mirror.

A recent high school graduate works for the Novelty Parking Enforcement Department and clashes with a Machiavellian tenant subletting a crawlspace in his parents' house.

Honest Abe Lincoln and the other assassinated presidents bide their time in the seventh circle of hell.

Old flames, new flames, and lost attendees of the Midwest Celebrity Impersonators Association's annual retreat convene at a ten-year high school reunion.

The Ex-President struggles to adjust to post-presidential life at a Polynesian-themed backyard luau.

Everyone's gone to the movies, now we're alone at last . . .