Bro Code For Parents: What To Expect When You're Awesome
- Author: Barney Stinson
- Narrator: Neil Patrick Harris
- Publisher: Simon & Schuster
- Duration: 2:34:05
Synopsis
The newest book in the New York Times bestselling “Barney Stinson” canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.
So you’re going to be a parent.
You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:
Will I be a good parent? • Will I be able to afford this? • Can I ever have sex again?
Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn’t mean your kid has to be as lame as you’re about to become. That’s why I’ve written this book—to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.
The Bro Code for Parents will help you:
Choose a baby name that won’t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker •
Interview and hire a smokin’ hot nanny • Teach your child instant classics like “The Boobs on the Bus” and “Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat”
With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you’ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.
Chapters
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BroCodeForParents 01 ThisProgram
Duration: 37s -
BroCodeForParents 02 ForMarvin
Duration: 10s -
BroCodeForParents 03 Disclaimer
Duration: 49s -
BroCodeForParents 04 Introduction
Duration: 01min -
BroCodeForParents 05 WhyIWrote
Duration: 02min -
BroCodeForParents 06 AboutThisAwesomeBook
Duration: 01min -
BroCodeForParents 07 Part1
Duration: 04min -
BroCodeForParents 08 AreYouFinancially
Duration: 03min -
BroCodeForParents 09 SelectingAMate
Duration: 02min -
BroCodeForParents 10 TheScience
Duration: 02min -
BroCodeForParents 11 Timing
Duration: 03min -
BroCodeForParents 12 GettingLucky
Duration: 02min -
BroCodeForParents 13 TellingPop
Duration: 03min -
BroCodeForParents 14 HowDoYouKnow
Duration: 01min -
BroCodeForParents 15 Unexpected
Duration: 02min -
BroCodeForParents 16 Complications
Duration: 03min -
BroCodeForParents 17 Part2
Duration: 01min -
BroCodeForParents 18 Babymoon
Duration: 02min -
BroCodeForParents 19 Announcing
Duration: 02min -
BroCodeForParents 20 Diet
Duration: 01min