Keys Bartender

Reminiscent of a former PBS show Jim tries to engage Jenna and Tyler in a round table discussion on various topics. First topic is the uproar in the Upper Keys Community over the use of the Public Boat Ramp and Beach on Indian Key Fill. Jim explain his appropriate age dating formula A(1/2) +9= D* *A-represents your age (min 14yrs), D represents your partner.

Jim prepares for his family trip to Poland and reflects on being in the position of being the tourist. Jenna reveals some of their experiences and Tyler believes that all Pine Trees are in fact Xmas Trees.

We start out with a disgusting public behavior but become much more palatable later on. A local roofer is a perfect guy for certain commercials. 2 separate pairs of older stoners try to help each other while ordering a special order salad. Join us for the honesty you can only get from your bartender!

A possessive man lets​ Jim know that his woman is off the market. We discuss the need for some people to be over protective. !!Price alert!! a Craig's List bargain mobile BJ offering in the Upper Keys. Discussion about a Podcast from Iowa "Welcome to my Podcast and the Hostess Michele. The subject of Dick Pics pops up and why are they so in your face.

Jim speaks with Margaret Mary Stein(Peggy) his Irish Twin(same birthday a year apart). He counsels her on attempting to sound sane. Peggy insists on being called the Lady of the Lake even though the lake referenced was a creek. We delve in her distracted nature and her penchant for poisoning family members.

It's so hot! Jim and his co-host Jenna take a break from the heat to talk about exactly how locals deal with the heat. It's easy to spot tourists in town because of their extreme sunburns and their love of riding around in their rented convertibles with the top down! Join us for a lesson in the development of AC and how in the world we can survive in this heat!

Jim and Jenna talk about the real world issues that face workers in the Keys. Jim also spends some time correcting past mistakes so you know what he says that you have to ignore. What do you really​ need to make to live in the Keys? - we're talking big money! Pop open a cold one and join us!

Today Jim and Jenna go there! Yes, they are talking about private parts. We all treat ours differently and some get more use than others, but the one thing we can all agree on is that you should wash your junk regularly!

Jim and Jenna discuss the crazy questions that they get asked when people find out that they live in the Keys. People assume that everyone who lives here is an avid fisherman, boater or a diver, and that may not always be the case! Listen in to learn more than you ever wanted to know about living in the Florida Keys!

Jim and Jenna cover several important topics in today's episode. They are captivated by the news of the traffic jams on Mount Everest, which of course, brings to mind some really gross extremes people have to go thorough in those extreme conditions. Then we're on to discussing how we want to be buried, composted or otherwise disposed of after we are gone! Think about the carbon footprint! Jim confuses The Deerhunter with with Apocalypse Now.Of course, we get back around to male enhancement - because we can't stop talking about it. You ladies will appreciate it too!

Jim and Jenna kick off the discussion trying to figure out who sent a random chocolate penis to her house. Then they move on to share some real asshole moves by the Memorial Day tourists - whatever you do, don't be THAT asshole!

Jim begins with a tale of obsession we end up with cut rate dildos, butt plugs, etc.

Jim and Jenna begin with thoughts about the similarities and dissimiliarities of challenges that Air Crews and Service Workers have on the Job..

Special episode with Steve a friend of Jim's and the owner of Key Largo. We attempt to get the verbose Elizabeth(wife) to speak.

Join Jim, Jenna, and Amber for advice from the Keys Bartender to the Class 2019. We delve into the abortion debate and learn the true definition of choad.

Jim,Jenna, and Tyler begin with a critique of the popular "reality" show. We ask how much clothes do men need to take off at the urinal.

A friend of the show Amber joins Jim and Jenna for some laughs. Jim explains how he behaves while he sits next to sober passengers.

Unsolicited advice is given on what a person needs to know to bartend.

We are joined by local listener who tells us how guinea pig got washed by a feminine hygiene product. Jim gives tips on quitting smoking and drinking while enjoying a beer.

We discuss Tyler's trip to Disney and go off the rails from there.