Keys Bartender

Jim and Jenna talk about the horrible exchange rate at the family enertainment. Taylor Swift falls prey to one of the near Keys finest criminals and we remember Charles F. DuPont

Jim and Jenna talk about the creepers, texting during dates, someone who wants a to return half a drink and more.

Jim and Jenna discuss the various accents we run into of our Keys guest. Backed up with a graph Jim proposes his theory that online booking has changed travel habits. We end with the bizarre story of German Emigre Karl Tanzler's obsession with a beautiful Cuban-American woman back in 1930s Key West. Special guest tonight are Papa Joe, Damon, and Tyler.

Jim starts by himself and Jenna are joined by Damon, Tyler, and Papa Joe. We discuss the current college admission scandal. Jim's martini rule is questioned and we trash talk litterbugs.

Jim and Jenna are joined by Damon and Tyler. A discussion begins with customers obsession with size. We touch upon Alexa's chat function's intelligence, silly questions, time-share condos, a friend of Jeffrey Dahlmer interest in overalls, and wrap-up with the gangs of the Florida Keys.

Jim is confronts his left-right confusion. Jenna's co-worker in deep shit after a sewage main break. Damon and Tyler join in discussion about keeping the homeless happy.

Jim and Jenna talk about two stange late night guests. Then are joined by Damon where discussion works around to Jim's grooming regimen.

Jim and Jenna talk about closing time customers with an update on Amado Guere, the materbating walker who was impatient.

Jim is Joined by Joel, Jack, and Arthur discussing the stereotypes of vocations, favorite lubricants, whether Joel is a time traveller, and Modium Cheese

Jim is hanging out with 2 seasonal residents Joel and Jack at Vacation home. Joel is a retired Psychologist and Avant-garde musician. Jack a still working Dentist and Air Force veteran that provides his services to low income families. Both are funny guys.

Jim, Jenna, and Tyler review the skills necessary to walk and pleasure yourself. Some people are not as smart as mice in a simple maze.

We discuss a horrible wardrobe decision and politics not mixing. A new trick is learned by Jim to be used sparingly. An impatient young man shows off his multitasking skills.

The subject of ED Medication pops up somehow and Jenna tells Jim how she tortures her Mother, Gloria, with gifts.

Jim and Jenna cover Jim's misogynistic tendencies, Pat McGeehan's comments, and more.

Jenna shares a horrendous work incident with us. The Keys Bartender gives advice to people looking for love in all the wrong places and then begs for good reviews.

Jim and Jenna discuss Valentine Day history, experiences, and some facts. The Keys Bartender gives the guys out there some advice about how to treat their objets d'amour.

Jim narrowly escapes being crushed under a truck carrying coffins and we get more news from the Keys.

Jim and Bill speak with Friends Martha and Dan from Connecticut. We send our best wishes to everyone going through the Polar Vortex event up North.

Jim, Jenna, and Tyler discuss babies/children in bars and assholes we worked with. There is mention of the search for the infamous Skateboarder "Moby Douche". We learn I am 1/200 Eskimo but only know 1word for snow.

Jim, Luke and Bill share or feelings about celestial events.