Keys Bartender

Jim and Papa Joe are joined by a fellow bartender, Josh. They open with a whale's vagina, Jim's Passport photo looks like a Russian Hitman. A customer brings his own pen to sign a credit receipt only after he leaves do we learn what he was up to. What if Jeffrey Dahmer was a guest on a podcast?

Jenna brings up a young woman's dramatic misspelling on a birthday cake. The British use this word all the time but Americans use it sparingly. See You Next Tuesday shows up in the gang's conversation and they seem to love the word. Jim thinks his superpower is- getting the big picture. Sea level rise comes up. We dive into what makes words taboo with the 7 dirty words. We learn that Jenna's f-ing Gloria was Belly Dancer. Jim likes to make shit up to make the day go by.

In this extra long Episode Jim, Jenna, Papa Joe and Andy cover deep issues. Those would be public masterbation, if women can pee their names in snow, cursing parrots among other things. Jim talks appearance on the WTF Florida Podcast with John Kirby. Here is the link to the show WTF Florida. https://open.spotify.com/show/6uDc2sjtb3WMSnn6vaK8eH?si=4045AQQfSsuFV8SkKyMXHA

Jim shares some of the sex drive affirmations with Papa Joe and Jenna. A discussion of the rise of Memes in Pop Culture breaks down to a political symposium. The technological advancements of the beginnings of the Internet Porn are seen as magical. Jim is shocked by the information that something very large can be shoved up a man's pee hole. It's not that people would do it, of course, someone would, but that it can be done.

Jenna notices the porn store is busier after daylight savings time. Jim was a foreperson in a murder trial. Papa Joe knows a lot about guns. Among other things the gang goes into weird injuries people have been inflicted with.

Jim gets some trim. While sitting in the barber chair Jim gets involved in a tedious conversation which leads him to think that there are more people with Asbergers Syndrome than reported. As per usual, the gang (Jenna and Papa Joe) break down the topic with the top 10 signs in relation to people they have met. We delve into the Terminator getting older, not the genre or even the actors but the Terminator as a character. Why would a robot get older or be designed that way? And can you make a career out of making Arnold Schwarzenegger heads?

Jim and Papa Joe delve into the Key's reputation as a party location and some people taking it too far. Jim speaks to the journey in life that brought him to the Keys. Joe opens up about the challenges he had faced and how he decided to come out.

We talk about the handling of news of an acquaintance's death. Jim and the gang discuss things you shouldn't do when you are ill with diarrhea. We recall a female astronaut's wild ride. We wrap up with movies filmed in the Keys from 1975.

Jim and Jenna discuss different views of nudity in reference to Fantasy Fest. We delve into the outrageous behavior people feel free to conduct while at Fantasy Fest, glory holes come up then leads to a discussion concerning movies made in the Keys.

Jenna tells the gang about a Cuban friend's nickname that means Little Bug in most versions of Spanish but is very offensive to Puerto Ricans. Papa Joe and Jim talk about how to handle situations that are about to turn violent. The gang finds out that it isn't being oogled or approached by gay men that upsets Jim but something much more shallow. Finally, can true love be found in Bars.3m2aSNI9e1fID3vmWyn7

Jim reacts to an​ incredulous patrons reaction to his invitation to speak to a class of Coral Shores High School Seniors. Papa Joe and Jim discuss radical forgiveness and how that concept lets people move on. Jehova Witnesses are invited into Jim's house, he goes into the statistics of Salvation, let the hilarity begin. The perils of speaking a foreign language are seriously funny.

Jim, the Keys Bartender is asked to speak to a class of High School Seniors and it goes shockingly well. Jenna and Jim go in-depth​ on the over 40 days of flooding that some neighborhoods in Key Largo have been experiencing.

Jim and Papa Joe talk about a small listener sampling of Gay Guy, Straight Guy Reviews. A discussion ensues concerning the anti-gay mentality lingering today. Jim relates a stressful day at the restaurant and how a friend seems to not appreciate the situation. Later on Keith the Mechanic comes in to the mix. A listener comes in for a visit to the Bar and Jim wonders what she could have learned about the Keys . Papa Joe has second hand knowledge and recounts the story about a woman who shaves her pubic area while driving. A software engineer relates how people seem to want change your travel plans after they hear about your plans.

Mexican coca-cola is different from American Coca Cola we learn in this episode. Jim and Papa Joe disagree about the consistency of Soylent Green, Its's made from people. Joe recounts a personal moment with former Vice-President Joe Biden. We wind up discussing the differences between traitorous​ and treacherous behavior​.

Jim, Papa Joe and Jenna cover topics in this whirlwind episode cosmetic surgery alternatives, sports team loyalties, large Xmas Trees to name a few. Then Jim prompts Papa Joe to give his assessment on the attractiveness of certain actors. The listener is left confused about who is gay and who is straight.