Movies N Sh*t

An alien enema never looked so good! We’re back for the third in our trilogy (so far) of commentaries.  If you love movies but don’t understand evolution, then THIS is the movie for you! Join us as we talk you through the hilarity and hi-jinks that frankly, just wouldn’t be allowed anymore. This one has it all - meta Fox Moulder, the guy from the 7up commercials, and Academy darling - Julianne Moore, like you’ve never seen her before. Until next time, happy viewing everybody...

Like the incomparable Michael Jordan, this episode is really something special.   The show opens with an inspirational clip to keep you all going during quarantine.  Then Kelly sits back and allows Patrick to rant passionately about classic, cinematic masterpiece, Rocky (1:30), why it’s the GOAT of all sports films, and why you’re wrong if you can’t see that.  Post-Rocky rant, you’ll find reviews of movies like Extraction and Iron Eagle (15:11) a definitive ranking of Hollywood Chris’s (18:41) an endorsement of the Newcomers podcast, discussions about the structure of the Star Wars trilogies and how you can spend your May the 4th/Star Wars day this year (26:57), the eye brows of Rachel Weiss (36:20), and Patrick’s greatest fears (39:42).  TV talk kicks off at 43:13, and after a brief discussion about Hollywood’s take on Hollywood (54:00), the guys examine the hottest new piece of entertainment — 1998 Chicago Bulls documentary: The Last Dance (59:25).  Entertainment news topics (1:15:4

(Sung to the tune of the teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon opening credit song) Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! It’s Nic Cage, free masons, and Sean Bean! Diane Kruger uses lemons, so they can read, Exposition’s handled real well, while stealing documents from Harvey Keitel! Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! Jon Voight thinks they’re pregnant like they’re teens! Urban Outfitters supplies our hero’s jeans, Nic cage plays it straight but that’s cool, Made up facts, cooler than what you learned in school! Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! (Note from Kelly: sorry ya'll about Patrick's less than awesome audio this week. We're working on it.....should be even better than normal next week!)

(Sung to the tune of the teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon opening credit song) Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! It’s Nic Cage, free masons, and Sean Bean! Diane Kruger uses lemons, so they can read, Exposition’s handled real well, while stealing documents from Harvey Keitel! Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! Jon Voight thinks they’re pregnant like they’re teens! Urban Outfitters supplies our hero’s jeans, Nic cage plays it straight but that’s cool, Made up facts, cooler than what you learned in school! Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! (Note from Kelly: sorry ya'll about Patrick's less than awesome audio this week. We're working on it.....should be even better than normal next week!)

This week’s episode begins with an important documentary clip about the current state of the world.  The guys then springboard into the old stuff they’ve been watching in the absence of much new stuff (4:34) with an enlightening digression into the 90s fascination with Tarantino, desert settings, and coin operated, vibrating hotel beds.  The (good) Terminator films spark a brief discussion about sequels, cut scenes, and commentaries (20:14), before TV talk begins (29:33), and the guys gush over how surprisingly great Dave and 80s cop movie references are in the landscape of modern television.  The entertainment news segment (38:03) includes iconic losses, cinematic leaps in technology, projected dates for theater re-openings, and more.  This episode’s Guess that Rotten Tomato score (55:17) includes the sub-genres of Nicholas Cage and Star Trek flicks.  And it all wraps up with this week’s Hidden Gems (1:12:13).  As always, thanks for listening and keep washing those hands! 

Cowabunga, dudes and dudettes!  Fire up your Netflix account, grab an extra cheesy slice, and enjoy the first-ever Movies n Shit movie commentary.  We asked, you voted, and the results were more bodacious than Bee-Bop and as radical as Rock-Steady, so here it is -- more fun than a 9 year old with a Ninja Turtle pizza thrower... by listener demand, Kelly and Patrick talk you through the 1990 mega-smash hit: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Cowabunga, dudes and dudettes!  Fire up your Netflix account, grab an extra cheesy slice, and enjoy the first-ever Movies n Shit movie commentary.  We asked, you voted, and the results were more bodacious than Bee-Bop and as radical as Rock-Steady, so here it is -- more fun than a 9 year old with a Ninja Turtle pizza thrower... by listener demand, Kelly and Patrick talk you through the 1990 mega-smash hit: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

It’s quarantine time, and everybody is bored to tears, so here it is - Episode 21, as long as Dr. Sleep but guaranteed to keep you awake and entertained while you’re stuck at home alone.  This is prime movie watching time, so grab your popcorn, sit back and enjoy as Kelly and Patrick reflect on how oddly comfortable they both are to just sit at home and watch movies and shit.  Discussions include - streaming flicks (10:15), Kelly’s movie theater watching binge before theaters closed their doors, and a plethora of google hangout movie parties.  The guys dive into the Bond series (21:32) so Kelly can brag about being a member of stitcher premium before he highlights the very best stuff he’s seen under quarantine (27:55). Patrick finally gets a little one-on-one time with the listeners (35:35), then starts down a Stanley Kubrick/Shining rabbit hole that gets curiouser and curiouser.  By popular demand, the TV discussion (54:30) focusses on the incomparable Tiger King - the laughter, the consp

We kick off our 20th pod in perfect harmony.  After a short musical number and a quick catch up, we talk about the few flicks we’ve seen since last time (4:43) with a special emphasis on the undiscovered classic, Mr. Right (11:54).  We explain David Lynch to everyone (23:31), talk TV (28:01), and the latest in entertainment news (38:44) — Bond songs, Indiana Jones directors, and more! We attempt to discuss trailers (57:24) before Skynet does everything in it’s power to stop us (1:00:52).  But we regroup magnificently when Kelly tries, unsuccessfully as always, to stump Patrick in “Guess that Rotten Tomato Rating” (1:01:48).  As always, shout outs and hidden gems are delivered (1:09:04) and as always, Kelly fails to deliver on his promise to discuss the upcoming Amazon Lord of the Rings series with Patrick.  Lots of singing in this one.  Thanks, as always, for listening.  And please RSVP if you’d like to come with us to Point Break Live!

It’s the 2020 Oscar/1-Year Movies n Shit Podcast Anniversary Special!!  We kick off this week’s pod with our pre-show Oscar predictions (4:00) and brief tangents on the nature and backlash of rating movies (8:20) before time-traveling - Kelly’s favorite - forward for our post-Oscar wrap-up (15:34).  Non-Oscar talk kicks off (at 18:25) with a discussion of the shit we’ve seen since last time, a short and confusing TV recap (35:47), and notable entertainment news (39:51) including the death of Hollywood icon, Kirk Douglas, and unapologetic love of Hollywood icon, Nicolas Cage, before Patrick guesses the Rotten Tomato scores of various films chosen at random by Kelly (at 47:00).  Our post-Oscar recap and reactions to the 92nd annual Academy Awards ceremony can be found at the 53:53 mark.  Finally, in a move as bold as awarding an international film Best Picture of 2019, both Kelly and Patrick provide recommendations of hidden gems that neither of them have ever seen (1:10:48).   No

We’re back and older than ever!  We ring in the new decade with a live gift presentation, then seamlessly transition into our regularly scheduled movie talk, beginning as we often do, with a (final?) deep-dive into Star Wars (6:05) before reviewing all the other shit we’ve seen since last time: Uncut Gems, Richard Jewell, Cats, 1917, Dark Waters AND Underwater among them (30:01), then congratulate Kelly on seeing 100 movies in theaters in 2019 and celebrate by talking TV: Mandalorian, Star Trek Discovery, and Medical Police, as well as others (54:23).  Other highlights include — the latest entertainment news, Oscar talk, and recent trailers (1:13:44), as well as the debut of a new segment where Patrick guesses the Rotten Tomato scores of various films chosen at random by Kelly (1:32:27).  Finally, we define a decade in film by giving our definitive picks for the best films of the 2010s (1:35:43) before slowly descending into madness.  As always — please like, subscribe and rate us wherever

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and May the Force be with you all as we deep dive into Star Wars and other shit to close out the millennium’s adolescent years.  This episode kicks off as all great holiday episodes should — on a note of death, honoring recent entertainment losses and divorces (4:53), then lightens up considerably when we tackle the stuff Patrick’s seen (6:46) and the stuff Kelly’s seen (13:32) with an in-depth discussion about Motherless Brooklyn (22:32).  In this week’s Trailer Talk (34:40), we discuss Ghostbusters, Wonder Woman 1984 and the power of nostalgia, before presenting listeners with another Live Trailer Reaction to the upcoming Bond flick, No Time to Die (41:48).  In the true spirit of the season, we cover some holiday flicks we’ve seen this year, as well as some all-time holiday classics (49:17), then Kelly mentions Star Wars (1:00:18) and we slowly descend into madness with discussions ranging from the magnificent Mandalorian (where Patrick debunks the reincarnate

We’re back and phatter than ever!  This week, we warn everyone about the dangers of technology, specifically - terminators and smart phones (2:48).  We recap what we’ve seen since last time - the wonderful Jojo Rabbit, the high frame rate of Gemini Man, and many more, with just a brief digression about subtitles (10:14).   We cover entertainment news - death, promotions, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and HBO stuff (23:51).  And during this week’s trailer talk, we debut another new segment…our first-ever Live Trailer Reaction! (37:31)  Then, just like the Force, listener feedback guides us back into a thought-provoking discussion about the quality of the movie-going experience outside of LA (49:47).  All that and more as we fulfill our contractual obligation to mention Star Trek, and Patrick confesses his inability to differentiate one Batman blonde from another.   Shout out to Page Avenue, you will be missed.

This week, Kelly doesn’t even tell Patrick he’s recording, and the results are magical… The guys talk Joker and all it’s magnificent darkness (4:09), Judy and faulty theater projectors (11:06), Demi Moore, books in general, and the value of one narrative medium vs. another (18:18).  They tackle entertainment news, upcoming shit, movie lots and free alcohol (26:58).  During this week’s trailer talk, they debut a new segment - Patrick’s Pitch - in which Patrick pitches his own idea for a movie or a reworked version of an already produced flick (43:46); then Kelly pours gasoline on Patrick’s fiery passion for magic rings and long walks (59:42).  All that and more as we fulfill our contractual obligation to mention Star Trek and Harrison Ford, explain frame rate to all our faithful listeners, provide a hidden gem for your viewing pleasure and discover that Patrick is incapable of pronouncing the word “spoiler” on his first attempt after drinking any amount of alcohol.   Lots of endings to this

We open this week’s episode with a clip from the undisputed greatest television show of all time.  Then, we discuss a mutual affection for Rambo (2:20) and a lack of affection for other movies like It: Chapter 2 and Ad Astra (7:33) before diving head-first into the latest movie and Los Angeles real estate market news (22:23).  We transition seamlessly from movies to television to talk talk Emmys (31:09) - our picks for what will win and what should win (prior to the broadcast), then return after the show for an in-depth recap and response (50:18).  All that and more as we fulfill our contractual obligation to mention Star Trek and James Bond and provide our faithful listeners with 2 hidden gems - one for small screen and one for the big screen.  Surgeon General’s Warning: Tons of spoilers in the movie section.

We open with a brief discussion about the incomparable Galaxy Quest, grandparents, movie endings, and the word blasphemy.  From there, we dive straight in to what we’ve seen since last time (11:35), make wonderful use of spreadsheets as we talk and rank TV (28:57), discuss James Bond movie titles (35:00), cover the latest movie news - Marvel, Star Wars, Joker, and all the latest trailers (45:09), then seamlessly segue into hands-down the best listener feedback we’ve gotten to date.  Shout outs to many of Kelly’s friends and family before Patrick closes us out with an all-time great, dinosaur-themed, hidden gem.  (Contractual obligations to discuss Amazon’s Lord of the Rings series delayed until our next podcast)

On this week’s special Vegas edition of the Movies N Shit podcast, we fulfill our contractual obligation to discuss Star Trek, their fans, and character artwork (1:31). As always, we cover what we’ve seen, with special discussions regarding The Lion King, Jason Statham’s automotive themed filmography, false memories of movies that didn’t happen (7:28), and a deep-dive discussion about movies for people like us, or more specifically, Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood SPOILERS (23:01). In news n shit, topics include: top grossing films, 007 casting stupidity, dope trailers, similar trailers, and nightmare-inducing trailers with people dressed as cats (37:06). All that in just over an hour with a hidden gem recommendation from Kelly and special shout outs to both sharks and Scott Bean.  Qq8EBr4jrcKBA7cEBxPb cb1sOmOcVJiZ3WYPgPtE

This week, we crack a couple of Dominic Toretto’s favorite beers and kick things off with the most woke movie acting clip of all time.  Highlights from our first ever outdoor podcast include: talk about upcoming flicks (7:28), stuff we’ve seen and stuff Patrick’s mom has seen (18:29), an in-depth discussion about the acting techniques of Nicolas Cage and Charlie Sheen...but mostly Nicolas Cage (31:03), horror movies and what we think of them (42:29), thoughts and stories about Kiefer Sutherland (55:26), and our rules for critiquing movies (102:56).  All that plus the greatest collection of movies featuring airplanes ever mentioned in one podcast.  It’s as relaxed as Harrison Ford behind the propeller so grab a beer and enjoy. 

We open our perfect 10th episode by drinking whisky and discussing self-discovery.  Then we lower the bar by talking Batman and even casting our own Batman movie based on our good friend Tyler’s criteria (5:34), delve into the filmography of Jack Black (13:30), talk about shit we’ve seen since last time - highlights include: stand-up comedy flicks, Jim Jarmush zombie flicks, and Will Smith-less Men in Black flicks (17:12), cover James Bond, the news, and the latest James Bond news (36:20), uncover a shared respect and fear for the greatest of all Keanu Reeves films (44:11), and mourn a botched night at the New Beverly Cinema that we’ll never get back (52:20).  Kelly closes with a personal hidden gem recommendation.  Personal shout-outs to Patrick’s friends - Grant, Grayson, Debbie and Jessica, Kelly’s friends - Clay and Michelle, and their only mutual friends - Tyler and Marianne.   All this and more in just over an hour of fun for your earholes!  (Contractual obligations to discuss A

We begin today’s episode by talking cowboys, cigarettes and the meaning of life, then seamlessly transition into a discussion of Rocketman, Aladdin and other shit we’ve watched since last time (8:00).  Other topics from this episode include -  how to effectively produce female characters in modern day films (22:30), the totally original foreign cult classic - House, and why certain off-beat films work and others don’t (32:51), recent movie trailers and our experiences with the Terminator franchise (41:30), celebrity talk and stories (43:51), contractually obligated updates on Reindeer Games and Star Trek, as well as a hidden gem for this week’s listeners to check out (50:32).  All that in less than an hour with an amazing and sporadic Hans Zimmer style background noise mashup.