Movies N Sh*t

(To be read in the voice of Bobcat Goldthwait) The podcast has started! Not really, we just wanted you to scroll to Movies n Shit to make sure you didn’t miss anything.  Hey! We’re podcasters and this is a movie we watched with John Cusack and Demi Moore called One Crazy Summer! This movie has all the stuff that normal movies have (and more).  Everyone loves it (sort of) and you’ll love every minute (maybe)! By the end of the movie, you’ll feel like you’ve grown as a viewer personally.  You’ll feel a little bit better about who you are as a viewer. Okay, let’s press play... it really is a commentary for One Crazy Summer!!

(To be read in the voice of Bobcat Goldthwait) The podcast has started! Not really, we just wanted you to scroll to Movies n Shit to make sure you didn’t miss anything.  Hey! We’re podcasters and this is a movie we watched with John Cusack and Demi Moore called One Crazy Summer! This movie has all the stuff that normal movies have (and more).  Everyone loves it (sort of) and you’ll love every minute (maybe)! By the end of the movie, you’ll feel like you’ve grown as a viewer personally.  You’ll feel a little bit better about who you are as a viewer. Okay, let’s press play... it really is a commentary for One Crazy Summer!!

30 episodes!  Welcome to the club, man(s and womans)!  In honor of this milestone episode, we bullshit for a good 10 minutes before diving into Movies We’ve Seen (10:42) since last time where we bullshit even more about drive-in theaters, the tone of old favorites in new sequels, social media addiction, the shortcomings of American legislation, and more!  We rattle off some TV Talk (51:18) that includes new stuff and some not so new stuff, just to keep it interesting.  Entertainment News (1:08:47) features recent losses, bitching about Star Wars, the future of casting via Artificial Intelligence, and underwhelming new trailers.  This week, Movies n Shit presents a special James Bond edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:31:29).  No Hidden Gems OR Lord of the Rings news this week, but we do wrap things up with a critical discussion about The Matrix (1:41:00).  You won’t want to miss it.

An Austin Powers endorsement of capitalism jump starts the conversation this week and launches the fellas into the impassioned dialogue you’ve all come to expect.  This week’s shooting the shit includes discussions about Movies We’ve Seen (3:12) featuring Kelly’s problems with An American Pickle, his fascination with Money Plane, and even more talk about Swordfish!  TV Talk (27:23) includes an in-depth examination of Amazon’s Hunters series, which may or may not have ripped off one of Patrick’s un-produced, un-optioned, unwritten super-spy scripts, described in detail in the 2nd-ever installment of Patrick’s Pitch (44:02)!  Entertainment News (51:50) includes the newly announced opening of AMC theaters around the country, the stunts of Mission: Impossible, Star Trek trouble, fortuitous run-ins at In-N-Out Burger, and the latest trailers of upcoming flicks.  And this week’s Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:14:39) revolves around the complex films of Christopher Nolan.  As always, the

Goodness Gracious, great balls of Fire! If you feel the need for speed, if you’re asking us to take you to bed or lose you forever, if you’ve had your fly-by request denied because the pattern is STILL full... then put on your day time shades and pull up an elementary school chair in whatever empty aircraft hanger you happen to be sitting in. It’s the greatest Naval recruitment tool ever produced on videotape.... Top Gun

Goodness Gracious, great balls of Fire! If you feel the need for speed, if you’re asking us to take you to bed or lose you forever, if you’ve had your fly-by request denied because the pattern is STILL full... then put on your day time shades and pull up an elementary school chair in whatever empty aircraft hanger you happen to be sitting in. It’s the greatest Naval recruitment tool ever produced on videotape.... Top Gun

Patrick’s jump starts the convo this week with an emboldened defense of Forrest Gump (2:06). Then, hold onto your butts for a Movies We’ve Seen (15:44) segment featuring analysis of 1989’s Kickboxer, a deep dive into the first of the 1970’s James Bond films - Diamonds are Forever, and more.  Enjoy another brief conversation about TV (35:02) with a focus on the future and world building of the Star Trek franchise.  In a stunning move, books are discussed (41:13) and a few podcasts are recommended before the latest Entertainment News is covered (49:40) with tributes to some legends we’ve lost since last time [fair warning: it gets dark], the state of the latest theatrical releases, and movie cars you could own.  The latest segment of Guess that Rotten Tomato Score features the misunderstood films of M. Night Shyamalan (1:05:19).  Then enjoy a few Hidden Gem recommendations (1:30:51) for the continued quarantine.  Shout out to 2000’s Reindeer Games and all the real life Space Cowboys pus

This commentary exists in a world beyond your world. Providing insight that you can only fantasize about. Like driving stick shift for the first time with a hail of automatic gunfire reigning down, nothing can prepare you for (one of) the best movie(s) of 2001. Earrings, pencil-thin goatees, techno music, computer hacking montages, expensive boobies, flying buses, cinematography blanketed in green tint, and a bank heist that puts Dog Day Afternoon to shame. Prepare yourself for the misdirection of... Swordfish.

This commentary exists in a world beyond your world. Providing insight that you can only fantasize about. Like driving stick shift for the first time with a hail of automatic gunfire reigning down, nothing can prepare you for (one of) the best movie(s) of 2001. Earrings, pencil-thin goatees, techno music, computer hacking montages, expensive boobies, flying buses, cinematography blanketed in green tint, and a bank heist that puts Dog Day Afternoon to shame. Prepare yourself for the misdirection of... Swordfish.

This week’s special edition podcast kicks off with a passionate discussion about the brilliance of stupid comedy.  Then, hold onto your butts for a Movies We’ve Seen (5:34) segment that has it all — thoughts about Kurt Russell’s haircut in 1994’s Stargate (10:51), cinematic time loop theories (22:46), and movies that just don’t get made anymore…or at least not as well.  Enjoy a brief conversation about TV (38:42) with some recommendations that will keep you up at night, followed by the latest Entertainment News, featuring shout outs to some legends we’ve lost since last time (42:50), the content issues with re-opening movie theaters, and the excitement of redband trailers.  Finally, Movies n Shit presents an Andy Samberg edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (59:27), and a couple of hidden gems to get you through those cold, lonely, COVID nights. Big shout outs to Patrick’s childhood friend, Spencer Dail, and also his mom and dad.  And as always, thanks for listening, everybody.

Great Scott! Traveling thru time ain’t like dustin’ crops, boy! Without precise calculations, you could end up listening to a couple of clowns from 2020 talking about two friends from 1985 trying to survive a Wild West town in 1885... boy, this is heavy.

Great Scott! Traveling thru time ain’t like dustin’ crops, boy! Without precise calculations, you could end up listening to a couple of clowns from 2020 talking about two friends from 1985 trying to survive a Wild West town in 1885... boy, this is heavy.

The Movies N Shit Independence Day Podcast Special begins with the greatest Presidential speech ever delivered, and it’s all downhill from there.  The boys are back, and after a brief discussion about quarantine life and the state of the world, they dive right in to what they’ve seen since last time (7:30)… spoiler alert, they’ve seen a lot of stuff.  So strap in for some quick reviews, recaps and welcomed digressions that include — bitching about JJ Abrams, the quality of drive-in movie theaters, and the future of stage shows available for streaming.  TV Talk (49:06) leads to Entertainment News (1:02:03) where notable losses, movie theater updates, Michael Keaton’s return as the Dark Knight, and the many talents of Jamie Foxx are all discussed.  The episode wraps up with Hidden Gems (1:21:21) and Guess That Rotten Tomato Score - Patriot Edition (1:24:40), where Patrick unapologetically rides for the supremely underrated 1991 classic, The Rocketeer. The Producers would like to apologize f

It's coming!  Actually, it's here... Podcast Commentary #5 brings F5 sized laughs and entertainment.  If you like Pepsi, caravans, open fields, broken relationships, Philip Seymore Hoffman dialed up to 11, traumatic childhood experiences, consequence-free break-ups, confusing ensemble casts, drinking out of hamster straws, or just a lot of shit flying through the air, then this commentary is for you.  Take a trip back in time to 1996 and enter the suck zone (it's not what it sounds like...we're pretty sure) as we present to you, at least the second most famous movie ever to feature a tornado.  Strap in and enjoy the mayhem.

It's coming!  Actually, it's here... Podcast Commentary #5 brings F5 sized laughs and entertainment.  If you like Pepsi, caravans, open fields, broken relationships, Philip Seymour Hoffman dialed up to 11, traumatic childhood experiences, consequence-free break-ups, confusing ensemble casts, drinking out of hamster straws, or just a lot of shit flying through the air, then this commentary is for you.  Take a trip back in time to 1996 and enter the suck zone (it's not what it sounds like...we're pretty sure) as we present to you, at least the second most famous movie ever to feature a tornado.  Strap in and enjoy the mayhem.

A quarter of a hundred episodes in and still going strong!  Episode 25 begins with a brief discussion about laughter — something we all need right now — and a brief discussion about James Bond — something Kelly and Patrick both want right now.  Movie talk picks up (10:50) with brief digressions into the choices of actors and how perfect or perplexing they can be, along with separate reassessments of Sandler movies and the Abrams Star Trek flicks.  TV talk picks up (30:37) with special emphasis on Space Force… both the new Netflix show and the force of the latest installments of the Star Wars documentary series, Disney Gallery: The Mandalorian.  Entertainment News (55:41) includes weather reports, shuttle launches, over editing, youtube karate, and (hopefully) upcoming theatrical releases.  Kelly drops an all-time Hidden Gem (1:14:57) that may change your life, and everything wraps up with another edition of fan favorite - Guess that Rotten Tomato Score, Alien Edition (1:21:02). 

Like Indy, we hate Nazis.  But we LOVE commentaries.  So we're at it again!  The boys with the mics are back to talk you through the 3rd (and best) installment of the Indiana Jones trilogy.  Get ready for a thrilling quest, a race against evil and the ultimate father & son sit-com, all rolled into one... featuring scout troops, circus trains, motorcycles with necessary sidecars, Zeppelins, unnecessary camels, and a whole shit-load of rats!  Have the adventure of a lifetime keeping up with the Movies n Shit boys! This one is specially dedicated to Patrick's dad, Tim Finan, who took him to the movies and introduced him to Indy... and to Nick Grishkoff, who urges your hosts to stay on topic during these commentaries.

Like Indy, we hate Nazis.  But we LOVE commentaries.  So we're at it again!  The boys with the mics are back to talk you through the 3rd (and best) installment of the Indiana Jones trilogy.  Get ready for a thrilling quest, a race against evil and the ultimate father & son sit-com, all rolled into one... featuring scout troops, circus trains, motorcycles with necessary sidecars, Zeppelins, unnecessary camels, and a whole shit-load of rats!  Have the adventure of a lifetime keeping up with the Movies n Shit boys! This one is specially dedicated to Patrick's dad, Tim Finan, who took him to the movies and introduced him to Indy... and to Nick Grishkoff, who urges your hosts to stay on topic during these commentaries.

Like the incomparable Kobe Bryant, this episode is really something special.   The show opens with a brief discussion about Michael Keaton (2:02), the GOAT of all Batmans, and why you’re wrong if you can’t see that.  Post-Keaton, the guys get into what they’ve been watching in isolation, what they think of Tom Hardy, and re-watchable flicks — how to watch them, and why it’s worth it (5:49).  They fulfill their contractual obligation to talk about Star Wars and give mad props to Richard Linklater’s Before Trilogy before diving head first into TV talk (41:52).  Highlights from TV include modern masterpiece Dave, a Last Dance retrospective, and a total dismissal of the latest Seinfeld special.  Entertainment News kicks off at 57:44, the guys say goodbye to some late, talented greats and cover the reimaginings of sci-fi greats: Space Jam and Star Trek, before discussing a potential return of the movie theater experience.  As always, Patrick crushes Guess that Rotten Tomato score (1:1

An alien enema never looked so good! We’re back for the third in our trilogy (so far) of commentaries.  If you love movies but don’t understand evolution, then THIS is the movie for you! Join us as we talk you through the hilarity and hi-jinks that frankly, just wouldn’t be allowed anymore. This one has it all - meta Fox Moulder, the guy from the 7up commercials, and Academy darling - Julianne Moore, like you’ve never seen her before. Until next time, happy viewing everybody...