Crisco, Dez & Ryan After Hours Podcast

Have you heard of putting down a "Date Deposit" before going out with someone new?! Is this guy brilliant or a bitter jaded dude? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's the weirdest thing you own that you can't get rid of?! "My mom has been dead for 15 years, but I can't bring myself to get rid of her lingerie." "The tip of my daughter's finger fell off... Yes, we still have the tip of our daughter's finger." "My great-grandma's gallstones. They're actually really pretty!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jimmy’s best friend is getting married for some unknown secret reason that isn’t love! Does his fiancé have a right to know that?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ashley found out what her babysitter has been doing in her bedroom... is it enough to fire her? Even if her babysitter is her niece? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Who or what has your blind allegiance?! "Boy Scouts of America!" "Liam Hemsworth. Miley can shut it!

What do you do that makes other people uncomfortable?! "Dad jokes! Example; I heard music coming from my printer, my paper was jammin'!" "I am constantly making noises and singing songs on what I am doing." "I always say what everybody is thinking and it can make some people really uncomfortable!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy should’ve looked into who his neighbors would be before buying his house. Now he’s stuck between two people that make his life miserable and very expensive! But, can he sue them for what they’ve done?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco is quick to introduce Crystal to this podcast. We cover some "shocking" secrets from this morning to say the least and we hear what are quite possible the worst vows in the history of mankind. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Who did you bust and what were they doing?! "Busted my ex having an affair. He's a doctor and had an affair in his call room. Came back to the unit with his pants inside out." "I busted my husband's ex-wife lying to the court system about enrolling the kids in daycare so she could pocket more money from child support." "An employee was committing timecard fraud. It took six months to fire her because, well, unions." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joanne has strict rules when it comes to dating and this guy breaks all the rules! Could you overlook these red flags to stay with him?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco supposedly got a compliment about how awesome his car is this morning. This coming from the lips of Crisco, so who knows if it's really true. And what has Dez's stomach been trying to tell us?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Paige’s fiancé isn’t your typical groom! In fact, he wants to avoid every typical thing about getting married! But can you blame him?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you look back on and wish you never did?! "Getting a degree in photography. I now work in finance. What a waste of time and money!" "I wish I never would have signed up for social media. It's like crack and crack is bad for you." "Travis! Cheating man-whore!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan shares more interesting knowledge he learned over the weekend, Pidge ruined an entire contest and Crisco recaps his exciting birthday weekend. Plus, Crisco had a dream/nightmare featuring Dez and Ryan that must be interpreted! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you secretly play dumb about?! "My husband is dumb about EVERYTHING! Where do I put my shoes, laundry? What's laundry? Oh this cup goes in the dishwasher? What's a dishwasher? Where's my head? I can't find that either! EVERYTHING!" "I secretly play dumb that I forget to put the toilet seat down because my girlfriend never leaves it up for it. It works both ways!" "I play dumb about where all these packages come from. My husband is always like "damn honey you're ordering so much" and I'm like "no they always ship things in so many packages! so bad for the environment, right?" but secretly I do order so much!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Emma is a Step-Mom that is torn between honoring Bio-Mom’s strict rules and doing what she feels is right for her Step-Son!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you know about Crisco that we don’t know?! "He ghosted me on one of the dating apps." "You probably wouldn't guess I love running into Crisco at the gym. I definitely have a little crush." "Crisco and I were alone in a bathroom. He lets out the world's biggest fart and says "excuse you"!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

March 24th is Crisco's birthday. The big guy turned 39 and he's looking for anything he can get for free! He put together a list of restaurants & businesses that'll give him anything for free on his birthday. Listeners asked us to share the list, so here you go! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez has really been trying, and trying for years to win a lifetime supply of anything! We touched on it this morning on the show and suddenly she's realizing it may not be as great as she thinks, in fact, some of the stuff she's signing up for may be a scam. Plus, we learn the fascinating and unique way Lady Gaga is keeping people from stealing her powers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What food crimes have you committed?! "Stove top stuffing and salsa with kraft mac & cheese" "Food crime, my husband mixes tuna fish with mayo and then adds it to his Ramen noodles!