Crisco, Dez & Ryan After Hours Podcast

How did your mom embarrass you? "In a busy public restroom and she yells from like 10 stalls away: Honey are you pooping?!" "My mom told my friends I wet the bed until I was 14. It was a lie, and it was so embarrassing!" "My mom wanted to get into fitness buying a yoga ball and called the store to ask, "Do you have big red balls?"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The guys really dive into the NBA playoffs and the Timberwolves taking on the Golden State Warriors in round two of the NBA playoffs.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the real way you met your partner? "Through work! Although it would be frowned upon because I'm her boss." "I was his Door Dasher

Julie's selling her car online right now. She hasn't had too many offers yet. She has had one offer and it's a pretty major, but "unique" offer and now she's having an inner dilemma.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is Pidge dead and we're the only ones that can see him?! If we are the only ones that can see him, it's a shame you can't see what he learned he can do on this podcast!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We join in on the Wheel of Wes and please forgive us, for we get very distracted by the Conclave that's on the studio TV. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done at work? "I worked with a woman that was an awful human but the owners loved her. She was especially rude to me one day. Two days later, after hours, I dumped glitter on her desk and in her desk drawers." "At work I snapped one night and told the manager off loud and proud in front of everyone. Wow did that feel good." "I worked at a hotel and had unicorn on the table meant for folding towels." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chrissy's and her husband just moved into their new home, but now she doesn't know if she should accept her new neighbor's offer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes shares something only Wes would do. Who would be better for voicing a cartoon, Crisco or Dez? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

For the longest time, Crisco's been the only one allowed to share his shower thoughts on the show, and he's had some great thoughts! But, so does Dez and she finally shared her first Shower Thought on the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Why do people think you're a jerk but you're really not? "Unfortunately, I have resting B face." "People think I'm a jerk because I won't participate in the whole corporate culture... like, no I don't want to do a happy hour. I'd rather paint my garage than do that." "People think I'm a jerk because I'm honest, I work with a bunch of Gen z and younger teens, if they do something wrong, I tell them instead of coddling them, well too bad life's tough, get a helmet." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alyssa has taken issue with her husband's pen pal. But is her husband just being kind and compassionate? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Why did Wes's wife have an issue with the compliment he gave her and why is Crisco's jealousy really coming out?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How did your kids mistake cost you money? "Our daughter had to be put under anesthesia last month for a pea gravel rock in her ear. $1600 later. We put it on display in our home." "My son's mistake was breaking the law and ending up in Lino jail for a weekend. Parents have to pay for the jail stay and court cost." "Co-signed for our son on a business and after a year, he filed bankruptcy. We had to pay $84,000 to pay off the debt." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Art has a REALLY hot take that may (definitely will) tick a few people off! What he's saying about mothers vs. fathers, is there any validity to it?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Why are you saying F my Life? "The Wild game last night..." "FML: I cracked my phone screen this morning." "I put my baby's frozen breastmilk in my kindergartners backpack on the bus and had to scramble to his school to grab it before work and bring it to daycare, f my life!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Has Crisco really never been to a school dance?! Wes & Dez have plenty of memories from their glory days! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the family fight? "My husband is counting on me and me only for our retirement." "Not getting cards even on the birthday or holidays." "Me getting a divorce. I just cut my dad out of my life because of the vial inappropriate thing he said to my face - that I'm destroying my kids' lives ... I just can't believe it

Alex is wondering if he should shoot his shot with a married woman or is he reading the situation wrong? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We cover all the playoffs in the NBA and NHL and some NFL Draft news! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.