Please Don't Listen

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Blood Alley, The Headless Nun, Ghost Ships and more! The Boo Crew talks all the ghosts you can gander at in this late Halloween Special. Don't miss it! Send Us Pirate Treasure: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

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This up and comer, Jamie Lee Curtis... I think she's really going places! Like on a train! And just like all trains in film, it's coming through the screen after you next. Send us your unremarkable magic tricks: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

We're beginning to subscribe to the idea that spooky games were a lot better when the details were harder to see. Luckily, The Haunted PS1 team's got our backs with 25 of them. Tell us what we're supposed to do with the painting: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

We revisit the realm of Lusst'ghaa for more terrifying tales of love and violence. Recoil in horror at such tales as: The gun that wouldn't stop reloading! The Vanishing Guitar Pick! And run for your life from The Bloodthirsty Antiquesman! Listen if you DARE! Send us pricess coins for the phone booth: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

I liked Please Don't Cast before they changed their artistic direction. I think they may have been replaced with an identical doppelganger that doesn't do the stuff I like. You better believe I'm going to make it their problem. Send us your Mima's Room fan page links: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

The ball is the way of the past... the future IS... DISCS... Send your too-wide putts here: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Not to be outdone, our latest Hazardous Materials takes the Fatal Five concept and jacks up the numbers just enough to really make things extreme. Fifteen topics, three minutes each, no time extensions and one very special guest appearance. Contains light spoilers for NOPE and Metroid Dread Send us fifteen more ideas: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

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The accidental quest to complete every roguelike takes ur heroes to a distant planet in the third dimension... Send us your newt-based item deals: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

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The end of summer means it's time to come home from camp... in a COFFIN! Wait, let me try another one. Todays activities are canoeing, baseball, and DEATH. One more... they won't be happy campers for long... Send Fake taglines to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

This isn't day care! "Popsicle" is not an activity! Who wrote this garbage? Send us your summer tier lists: pleasedontcast@gmail.com Patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

If you're driving, and your girlfriend tells you to smash your ferrari into everyone on the road or else she's leaving you, you've got a very important decision to make. Unless you're playing Out Run 2006: Coast 2 Coast, in which case you gotta hit those cars. What is better in games, vibes or glory? Make your case: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

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We have five episodes due today! There's no way we can fit them all in the schedule! Unless... Give us 5 up top: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast