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It's the time of year when you might be visiting someone with cable, so the crew Ice road trucks over to the 2000s to take in some of that standard definition goodness. Send us your two-syllable streaming service name: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

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Sorry for the late Halloween Uploads. Would you buy it if I said we all had amnesia? Send us your tragic french backstories: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Be our victim... as we design our own slasher with the icons of the 80s and 90s in mind! Shiver at the tales of THE INCHMAN and THE LOCAL. Then join us for a discussion on the buzz in the alley with Candyman. Send us your car door hook hand sightings: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

It needed another week in the oven due to audio issues and fighting game tournaments, but don't worry. We're going to catch up soon. Send us the longest fake nails you can find: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Please Don't Listen Your Soul Depends On It! HELL-O-SCREAM Monthster Terrorsodes of Fright: SIX OR TREAT begins with a heartwarming story of friendship between two old guys who like to go to the movies. Also, uh, a demon got into the audio on this one. sorry. Send us jars of blood: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

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CYBERTEMBER begins with a blood and oil soaked mecha masterpiece! For optimal enjoyment, put on your pilot suit and goggles. Oxygen mask optional. Send us your explosive mech designs: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

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