Please Don't Listen

This week our heroes collect trading cards and work in a convenience store, battling robots on the side with OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes! They also dig into the crappy cartoons and toys that shaped them, as well as digging up a few new nightmares! Can our heroes survive the frustration of youth long enough to enjoy it? Find out on this week's episode!

Our Heroes survived an entire year! This calls for a celebration, and maybe a few changes, as they return to the beginning to start a new era...

Enjoy a smooth ride, easy listening to help you relax, study and chill, from the fine folks at Please Don't Cast and HOMESHAKE. Feat. the worst rap intro ever, Spotify shaming and more. Don't miss it.

On this mega-sized double feature our heroes face down the Coen's original snowy black comedy, and the TV thriller it inspired! They also get into the ranking of states, an Ex-congressman's filthy condo and more! Who ends up in a wood chipper? Who is the long-teased special guest? Listen to find out!

Our heroes hit their top speed in their extremely sexy robot suits while they play 2014 MMO Warframe! They also dig into their favorite power suits and design their own with the hottest features you could ask for! Don't miss it!

While our heroes brace themselves for Warframe, they took the time to recap some of the things that have been keeping them occupied this winter! They talk Alita: Battle Angel, Apex Legends, Anthem, Resident Evil 2make, Pokemon Gun and everything else!

This week they watched The Sopranos. Come on, really? What kind of revelations are you gonna have there?! Forget about it! The show also descends into madness this week as they foolishly try once again to classify things. This time, as """"Prestige"""" or not! Examine their heads in this introspective episode!

This week our heroes take on capitalism AND modern cinema with Boots Riley's Sorry to Bother You! During they first segment they recount their adventures doing stupid things in the minimum wage mines, and read off some of YOUR experiences as well! Is their union strong enough to make it through? Find out, on this week's episode!

This podcast reaches a fork in the road as our heroes discuss the recent Black Mirror interactive film Bandersnatch! And in this world, they Program and Control reality to allow you, the listener, to have a say in how the episode goes! Choose to listen!

This week our heroes get distracted by their phones and advertised to with modern mobile game Marvel Strike Force! Can they handle playing a video game on the phone? But that's supposed to be a text machine! As a bonus, in the first segment they describe in detail times they were the suckers who bought fake stuff with microtransactions! Give us fifty dollars, or listen for free right now by using your campaign energy.

Author's note: Please stop leaving mean comments on this fic!! If u dont like it MAKE YUOR OWN Chapter 41: The Don't Cast crew find themselves staring down the barrel of loaded fan works, and they can only blame... themselves? Who will be destroyed by their discoveries? Who survives? Listen in to find out!

Our heroes find a bunch of impressionable little plants and decide to use them as a portable army for their own sick purposes! They're talking about the 2001 Nintendo game Pikmin, and all the other games that stress out their motherly instincts. Can they handle the pressure? Find out on this week's intense episode!

In a rare double post, our heroes take the time to gush about Into the Spider-Verse before it leaves theaters. They go on long, and they get really nerdy, but really, what else do you come to this show for? Join them on the web for this exciting episode!

Disturbing. 9 This week on Please Don't Listen to This Your Life Depends On It, KK has a surprise for us.

Hope you liked readin' that title, stranger. It'll be the last sensible piece of information that enters your head for a long while. Our heroes find themselves in the present day, discussin' Buster Scruggs and Red Dead Redemption 2 at the behest of the guest, Sydney! Can they shoot their way out of this one? No.

What do you mean the holidays ended two weeks ago?! Our heroes battled tirelessly to bring you this first episode of GUEST-MAS! Or maybe Guest-uary? They'll have to work on the name, but not before digging deep into 1995's Man of the House, with special guest Allison of Rough Night Movie Podcast! All that, plus Sega trivia, blurry 90's memories, and more! Don't miss it!

Our heroes may have taken a break from posting, but they never stop recording! Marvel at hazily remembered scenes of late night cartoons, coupled with their thoughts on what might be the most insane piece of animation to ever air on television! Download it now, chomsky honks!

While our heroes are wrangling guests or editing monster bonus episodes, they bring a distant transmission from the past! Listen as they battle against each other to create the best menus with limited time, and tell us who you think won at pleasedontcast@gmail.com

Our heroes discover the beauty of driving sideways while listening to eurobeat under George's teachings! Can they prove their worth on Akina, or will the Night Kids embarrass us all?

This week our heroes dug up the Sam Raimi classics Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness! Can they remember the words, or will they be dead by dawn?