Finish It!

This week, it's time for a whole new book so get ready to be rocked with magic and mystery and dragons and wizards and treasures! Also, Chris updated the "You Did It" song and it now sooo long and fast! New book, let's do it!

The God Bunny is back again, so it's time for some light-hearted fun! Sure, the guys only read this book once a year and, if the worst were to happen and they got the same read, that would add an ENTIRE YEAR to finishing this book, but what are the chances of that happening? Also, let's VOTE FOR THE NEXT BOOK!

Hold on to your cloacas! This week, the brothers are down to the very last ending - but who's winning the book, you ask? IT'S A TIE! This final read could make all the difference… Unless they both get the last ending in which case it's down to who saw the most dinos! THE STAKES HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HIGH OR WHATEVER!

This week, Matt leads his party to Sabrecraft and safety, Chris abandons his party to die in a volcano explosion, and OH WOW YOU GUYS there's only 3 endings left! Will this be the penultimate episode of Dinosaur Island?

Happy Fey Day! Join Chris "Magic Wings" and his brother Matt "Twiddle Foots" as they take their first ever journey into a magical new adventure. Hold on to your tiny, magic hats because they're about to be blown right off!

This week, Chris' read gets dark on a level he was not expecting, Matt is viciously punished for being a child who would like to look at dinosaurs, and Arturo just keeps getting scarier. Join us for a seriously traumatizing week on Dino Island!

This week, Chris gets an ending in which a volcano absolutely wrecks a helicopter and a boy. Also, Matt gets an ending in which a volcano absolutely wrecks a helicopter and a boy. Oh no! Did they get the same read? Will Matt have to do two sad pizza parties back-to-back? Oh, also, Matt reveals his sad personalized pan pizza party and it's disgusting. Enjoy!

This week, the Yules are joined by the internet's very own uncle Asterios Kokkinos from the extremely good and extremely cyberpunk podcast, Jacked! Get ready to run a hardline to the mainframe because the year is now 2098 and all of your cybers are about to be hacked!

This week, Chris is helpless in the face of a terrifying non-dinosaur threat, Matt looks on helplessly as children watch adults die in horrible ways, and yes we can make choices so we're not totally helpless but there's only so much you can do. It's a fun-time show!

This week, Matt uncovers LeBeau's amazingly weird and insidious plot, Chris can't remember what happened to him, and it's time for dino drinks!

This week, Chris has an epic adventure on an island full of dinosaurs. Meanwhile, Matt gets to make a whole, entire, single choice over the course of reading 12 thrilling pages of text! Was picking a 13-ending book a mistake? No way! WOO NEW BOOK DAY!

This week, your boys are graced with the dang delightful presence of Bill and Dani, the creators of Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder, to continue our adventures in the land DOWN UNDAH (woof sorry). Plus, find out what books YOU get to choose from for the Yuleses' next journey!

Enough, already! This week, the boys are marathoning the ENTIRE REST OF THIS BOOK in a single, epic episode! But will they be able to find the remaining 10 endings PLUS the hidden 11th? Here's hoping! Also, there will be Yeti crabs!

This week, Chris meets some folks beneath the sea and immediately bails on them, Matt meets some folks beneath the sea and refuses to bail them out, and someone feels the need to Quest-Out a Live Read!

This week, Matt's adventure is a total fluke, Chris goes all double-oh-seven for the Nodoors, and you are definitely not ready for RANDYMAN!

This week, Chris is TOTALLY BETRAYED, Matt finds a whole new storyline MAYBE, and the guys are celebrating the new year with a couple of REAL positive attitudes. Happy New Year, dear Users!

Krampus Days are here again! Your favorite child-eating Xmas monster returns for another year of Yeti-searching. He's brought a brand new challenge, and the surprise guest you'd least expect. Oh, and it's up to the Yule boys to SAVE CHRISTMAS!

This week, Chris crushes all previous Read Tease jangles with his new piano playing skills, Matt might have found a whole new branch of stories, and another narrative loop is discovered. Is this book never-ending?! No! It just feels that way!

This week, Chris leaves his last page to read live because he thinks it could be "one of the greats" (it is not) and Matt discovers an infinite loop so we can keep this underwater party going FOREVER, BUDDIES!

This week, Chris gives up his human form! Matt does the unthinkable! Someone gets eaten by a fish! But was the fish big or not very big? Find out now!