Synopsis
Each week, Matt and Chris get one attempt each at this Choose Your Own Adventure until they read every single ending. Will they ever choose every adventure? Will anyone listen?! Join them on their descent into a madness of their own design.
Episodes
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Ep. 232. Return to the Cave of Time: Week 8 Live. Laugh. Lope.
18/01/2023This week, Matt pretends he's a sleepy lil bear, Chris makes a bunch of forest friends, and there's only three endings left!
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Ep. 231. Return to the Cave of Time: Week 7 Coconuts Are Free
11/01/2023This week, Chris gets a nice little vacation during an epically long read, Matt discovers that the author may not have fully comprehended the time travel torture he created, and someone gets silly with the book only to have the book slap back.
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Ep. 230. Return to the Cave of Time: Week 6 Encino Tyrannus
04/01/2023Happy New Year! This week, Matt encounters a whole new nightmare of time travel that had not even occurred to him, Chris changes the life of one (undeserving) person's life, and it's time for some podcast resolutions!
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Choosemas V: K.I.
21/12/2022Are you ready to venture back into the mountains in search of the Yeti? And also your friend Carlos? Here's hoping cuz that's what's up! Join Chris and Matt and Krampus and Bongle the Awful Elf and all of your favorites for a winter wonderread!
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Ep. 228. Return to the Cave of Time: Week 5 Jupiter’s Famous Bread Spot
15/12/2022This week, Chris' nemesis tries to bring the pain but is ill-prepared for his two COUNT THEM TWO secret weapons, Matt gets an ending that makes no sense without the accompanying illustration - perfect for a podcast! - and wool pants are a fashion yes in any time period!
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Ep. 227. Return to the Cave of Time: Week 4 You Go Knowing
07/12/2022This week, Matt learns a dark legend about the cave of time involving scattered piles of bones, Chris' read takes a tragic and sudden left turn, and someone drowns! Twice!
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Ep. 226. Return to the Cave of Time: Week 3 Snou Ark!
30/11/2022This week, Matt learns how to be agoraphobic and claustrophobic at the same time as he whizzes through space in a coffin, Chris finds an ending that is a great setup for a movie, and the brothers have a very special Krampusnacht guest!
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Ep. 225. Thankschoosing 5: The Mother is On Him
24/11/2022Thankschoosing is upon us again! It's time for another journey into the worst day of your life. Can it possibly get more grim than last year? Oh, absolutely!
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Ep. 224. Return to the Cave of Time: Week 2 No 1 Will Die B4 Every1 Dies
16/11/2022This week, Matt finds Mr. Packard's grimdarkest vision of the distant future, Chris discovers Mr, Packard's most baffling ending, and there's a Finish It! Discord now! (Link's in the post!)
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Ep. 223. Return to the Cave of Time: Week 1 Crudely Fashioned Shorts
09/11/2022New book day! Return with the brothers to the place where it all started. And ended. And had all the middles. The Cave of Time!
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Ep. 222. Creeptobscare ’22: Haunted Halloween Party!
31/10/2022Matt is back! But don’t think that’ll stop the curse of Creeptobscare from rearing it’s mildly annoying head! The booo-thers engage in an apple juice power hour to accompany another journey to the worst Halloween party ever. It gets real sticky. Also, Matt brings his full confidence to a horror movie synonyms quiz and Chris […]
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Ep. 221. Creeptobscare ’22: Could You Be a Deer with Ty!
28/10/2022The shadow of Creetobscare grows long as Ty from Side Character Quest joins us to find out if we could be a deer! What could be spookier?! Three deer? DON’T BE RIDICULOUS! Ty gets stuck in deer Groundhog Day, rutting territory is disputed, and vegetation is munched. Also, Ty brings a homerun D&D style quiz […]
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Ep. 220. Creeptobscare ’22: Secret AgeNT Grandma with Escape This Podcast
19/10/2022The bells toll thrice for the third week of Creeptobscare! Dani and Bill from Escape this Podcast and Solve This Murder join to battle lizard people on a moving train as grandmas just keep popping up left and right. Also, we receive a visit from a very special surprise caller, brainstorm birthday/halloween synergy, and make […]
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Ep. 219. Creeptobscare ’22: Night of a Thousand Claws with Michael Jonathan Smith
12/10/2022On this second week of Creeptobscare, Michael Jonathan Smith from Cobra Kai and the upcoming Twisted Metal TV series joins the spoopy fun! Chris forces him to answer the age old question, how do you boo? Also, Chris challenges Michael to a round of Scary Movie Synonyms, and a bunch of crazy kitty cats cause […]
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Ep. 218. Creeptobscare ’22: Watch Out for Room 13 with Stephen C. James
05/10/2022Creeptobscare begins! This week, Chris escapes the cruel yoke of Matt’s talent and takes the incredible Stephen C. James for a bumpy journey through a very very bad first day of school. Also, Chris challenges Stephen to a round of Are you a Wimp or Do You Laugh at Fear?” and they uncover the dirty […]
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Ep. 217. Koopa Capers: Week 8 A Lovely Plumber Omelet
14/09/2022This week, Chris' adventure is violent yellow! Matt's is long brown! Why all the obfuscation? Because surprises! It's a real long one but it's a real epic adventure! With only two endings left, will they finish this book? YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE IT.
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Ep. 216. Koopa Capers: Week 7 You’re Cooked
07/09/2022In this week's episode, Chris finds Luigi doing math badly, and Matt develops a whole theory of choice-making based on solving puzzles and playing it smart and this freakin' book slaps him back down hard. Who does he think he is?!
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Ep. 215. Koopa Capers: Week 6 600 Degrees Fungusheit
31/08/2022In this week's epic episode, Chris accomplishes his mission but instantly regrets it, Matt swings big and HITS and also MISSES, and it's a triple segment bonus blast!
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Ep. 214. Koopa Capers: Week 5 Staring Into a Red Mouth
17/08/2022This week, Matt gets muffled by ectoplasm, Chris discovers a whole new color, and Luigi full on loses it while blasting monsters after his precious moustache is singed!
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Ep. 213. Koopa Capers: Week 4 Opting for the Low Road Once Again
03/08/2022This week, Chris uncovers a mysterious body hair grooming situation, Matt runs blindly into the darkness, and there are loops! Loops and loops and loops! Loops within loops! It is a nightmare!