Finish It!

It's New Book Week, so you know these doofuses are going to get the same read somehow... OR WILL THEY? It's Vikingtimes so Matt takes an "outwardly pragmatic" approach, and Chris plays it safe! Thrilling!

Happy Halloweeeeen! Dani and Bill are back IN THE FLESH to help the bros knock a couple more endings off the traditional final book of Creeptobscare. Fun was always on the menu, but no one expected a Halloween Miracle!

Covid can eat it! The boys are back and ready to make up for lost Creeptobscare time by tackling an entire plane of the MultiBumpsGooseVerse at once! It's a mind melter!

Creeptobscare is back! This week, it's poodle vampire time so cover that neck and prepare for spoopiness!

This week, Chris blows Matt's mind by revealing that there's only two pages left to find in this book! Could this be the final week of this essentially sharkless adventure?

This week, Chris finds an ending HE'S never found before, Matt manages to keep his read nice and short for once, and someone absolutely blows it!

This week, Matt whips brutally from childlike delight to good ol' fashioned despair, Chris discovers the secret behind why the book is called what it's called, and everyone yells FAT TUNA!

This week, Matt learns a completely unnecessary bit of heartbreaking animal family trauma, Chris tries to smile but can't, and someone gets referred to as pounds and pounds of meat which is fair tbh!

This week, Chris is lots of animals and hates every second of it, Matt has a strong brotherly moment in the book that reminds him of real life, and someone gets slapped with their own meat!

This week, Matt finds a hole! Chris gets some parenting tips that are fully n/a! Someone gets real sneaky with their read tease! A baby bear gets a tummy ache!

This week, Matt finds undeniable proof of something cool, Chris finds that something very important is missing, and someone dies—as a boy!

This week, Chris experiences a whole new feeling, Matt finally eats a human sort of, and the guys reveal their inner Animorphs! And they're stuck with them forever!

This week, Chris gets to be a whole bunch of critters, Matt kicks the can with a mouthful of someone's butt, and someone IS A SHARK! Will it be all that we hoped? Sure!

Happy new book week! This week, Chris feels rudely misled by the title, Matt's read is as short and brutal as the life of an actual wild animal, and both bros adopt special strategies to avoid making the same choices. Will it work? Maybe!

Happy Independence Day! The votes are in and we have a winner for our next read, but while we wait for it to physically arrive, let's start a July 4th tradition! Being sneaky for ol' Georgie!

This week, Chris gets taken to task by the author, Matt accidentally stumbles into something good, someone shows off their insane book-janitoring skills, and it's time to vote for the next book!

The brothers are back! But after such a long time away, they're not quite ready to dive back in with Indy. It's time for a summer diversion! Chris starts a food fight with blue eggs! Matt jams a crowbar in a gator's face! Basic camp stuff!

This week, Matt learns some new rules of mummy magic, Chris bears witness to a glorious feast, and cats are getting revenge all over the place!

This week, Chris goes left and adds another terrifying critter to his menagerie, Matt uncovers Dr. Salaam's super secret plan, and someone finally has their Sad Pizza Party! And it's gross!

This week, Chris discovers an alternate reality, Matt gets rescued by a cool gal from Cincinnati, and someone gets beaten again and again with their own scepter!