We'll Just Tell Your Mother We Ate It All

It's like big ice walls that surround the planet. Then we talk about Slackers for a bit.

We are trapped in a prison of our own making. Hanging out and talking is fun but we are not film critics and our opinions are usually "I like it" followed by quoting a line and hoping that's enough. Lol just kidding we still like making the podcast and watching the movies.

Wanna hear an in depth analysis of Jawbreaker? I don't think anyone does.

As per usual we're supposed to talk about the 40 Year Old Virgin but spend a lot of time discussing the Sydney Comedy Scene and brag about the fact that some of us were state finalists in a competition a number of years ago.

We talk about what would make the perfect board game for this podcast and decide that it would have to be a horny board game, like Twister.

Ben debuts his new characters, they're a bit of a left turn from the wacky silly comic we all know and love. We also dig in to Pitch Perfect, the snack quotient and Jamie debuts his first instalment of Andrew Hastings fan fiction.

We keep talking about Avenged Sevenfold on this one. Did you know one of them is called Zacky Vengeance? That's incredible. Anyway we watched Clerks and talk about retail work, our ideal fan fiction pairings and the sweet kimonos we'll be wearing for Andy's bucks night

M. Shadow slowly walked towards Dean Winchester. Dean was sweating from wasting two demons. "We'll Just Tell Your Mother We Ate it All is a great podcast" said M. We talk about the movie How High, come up with a strategy to make Andy even funnier and do fan fiction.

The very funny Sam Taunton joins us and punishes us by choosing a movie we all hated and then not even bothering to watch it. He makes up for it by being very good and very nice.

We talk about Waiting, which if you like you're a far right monster and if you don't like you're a lefty socialist that can't take a joke. We also list some books we read because we're very well read and intelligent.

Andy talks us through his past week, which seems nightmarish but also a combination of some of our favourite teen sex comedy movies. We also learn a lot about his WWE 2K19 character.

A few weeks ago we had Steph back on to do Dazed and Confused, and we were supposed to do The Night Before afterwards but we were having so much fun with Steph we decided to abandon our conceit that we feel trapped in. So this one Hastings finally apologises to Steph for his treatment of women. We also mention Waywards Comedy coming back but it got cancelled for being too good a room.

We talk about the Sonic movie and then 200 cigarettes. But that movie sucks, it certainly didn't have Metal Sonic.

It's Christmas time so we have a holiday themed episode. We watched the night before and also expose the rotten Junkee.com.au for its inaccurate list about what the best Australian comedy podcasts are.

Returning favourite Steph Broadbridge joins us to talk about Dazed & Confused.

We watch a movie that is Groundhog Day with busting one. Thanks for coming back after the Playlist episode. We actually do bits in this one instead of just listing songs. I don't know why we thought it was a good idea but we were legitimately excited about it. Anyway back to basics, and what better basics to back to than a movie all about jizzing in your pants.

We make a playlist of the best teen sex comedy songs and talk about a big mistake made over the weekend by some of our so called "friends" Listen to the playlist on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/1239235190/playlist/5oGdUurvs3MnVKY34ypXeN?si=JRx8VUPPQFy24wzNP5m8gA

Welcome to an episode where we talk about Jackass. Tom Walker returns to tell us about seeing a skeleton crew of Jackass live. It's just as sad as you expect. Also an interlude about nunchucks, and Hastings has a necklace now.

Manevolent as I've ever been, head is spinnin' This medicine's screamin', "L-L-L-Let us in!" L-L-L-Like a salad bowl, Edgar Allan Poe Bedridden, shoulda been dead a long time ago Liquid Tylenol, gelatins, think my skeleton's meltin' Wicked, I get all high when I think I've smelled the scent Of elephant manure—hell, I meant Kahlúa Screw it, to hell with it, I went through hell with accelerants And blew up my-my-myself again Volkswagen, tailspin, bucket matches my pale skin Mayo and went from Hellmann's and being rail thin Filet-o-Fish, Scribble Jam, Rap Olympics '97 Freaknik How can I be down? Me and Bizarre in Florida Proof's room slept on the floor of 'da motel then Dr. Dre said, "Hell yeah!" And I got his stamp like a postcard, word to Mel-Man And I know they're gonna hate But I don't care, I barely can wait To hit 'em with the snare and the bass Square in the face, this fuckin' world better prepare to get laced Because they're gonna taste my— [Chorus] Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum And I'm not kn

Ok so the Chess Joke is like this. There's 4 moves then you get checkmate, and it's the same as Andy reaching climax. Then there's the bloody Inbetweeners right bruv? Fancy a pint guv? Blokes, birds, lagers. Tom Sanderson joins us to talk about everything apart from the movie, mostly the chess joke.