Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Not long until the milestone 100th Module eh? Just you wait. This week, the topics included kebabs, police officers' helmets and an apology, amongst other things. Steve got raucous (not at all raucous) after a night out and The Great Leader had cause to celebrate! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Two podcasts to get through in one week eh? How will you possibly manage. In Module 95, you can look forward to a story about a horse, a fact about time and a question about a burger. There's also some maths and a really big dog. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

SURPRISE! It's another double-podcast weekend and aren't you pleased? Today The Great Leader launched a brand new initiative (award) which he thinks you'll like. There's a Know-Biz special (no prizes for guessing who it's about) and Steve revisits the alphabet. Back tomorrow! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

It was a week for absolution this week. The Great Leader and Steve admitted their sins for all to hear in a slight departure from the traditional programming... "Sinner Winner" sounds a lot like "Dinner Winner" after all. There was a disgusting story about fingernails and Steve overheard some 'facts' in a coffee shop. Here we go! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

The Leader was disturbed by his own actions this week as he acted impulsively and doesn't know how to sort it all out. You'll learn about 'stone tape theory' and end up even more confused than you already are about the clocks going back next week. There's a very strange Dinner Winner and some facts about words too. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Today's podcast title is dedicated to the young man whom The Great Leader inadvertently told he was bound for hell. You're not Ethan! The condemnation of minors aside, todays Important Broadcast was flawless. Have you ever mistaken someone's identity and goosed them? Sure you have! Hear the Great Leader reminisce upon his sparkling career as an actor and bring yourself up to date with how everyone's Mum is doing. PLUS... Make sure you listen out for the secret "Peepo!" Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

This week, The Important Broadcast was looser, more relaxed, but just as much fun. Please note that it was NOT zany or wacky and there were definitely no 'skits'. Find out about the time Steve was haunted, what The Great Leader's impulsive spending habits have seen him purchase this week and consider the question, "how do bus timetables REALLY work?" Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Peepo guys! This week, The Important Broadcast is so broad and informative that you may not be able to handle it. Do you know what suet is? Do you want to hear how Steve's performance as "Best Man" went? Have you ever wanted to introduce Eastenders on BBC 1? All this and more, guys... All this and MORE. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Leave your shoes at the door of the podcast and relax. There... Isn't that better? This week, The Great Leader challenged a crow expert and Steve trusted you, dear listener, with an excerpt from his Best Man speech. There's a fact about crabs and some sort of mind exercise involving a flock of sheep. Just stick with that last one. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

The Important Broadcast sees itself as an institution, and you should too. This week, the squad dedicated themselves to shout-outs. Why not? There's a story about the beach, The Leader puts you in the Know-Biz and Steve gets confused about 'chins'. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Hello and Get Into The Music to you! This week saw the return of Producer's Travis and Alternative Joe to the Important Broadcast Squad in the absence of 'The Icon' Joe Attewell. In this week's Important Podcast, you can expect to hear about Steve's fly trouble, a mysterious call that came into the studio and find out what The Great Leader really thinks of you, the listener. A lot to learn this week, so get your listener pads open! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

The Important Broadcast asks the question - have you ever seen Freddie Mercury's face in a piece of pork? Well go on... Have you? This week, expect shocking bean news, another update on Paul Hollywood and find out what Steve thinks about real ale. You can also look forward to an edition of Tell Me Something I Don't Know that ends in tears. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

This week, The Important Broadcast puts you first. Sure, it doesn't want your opinion, but it will tell you what your opinion is! Expect to find out exactly what YOU like on your pizza. There's also a story about a lad who got sacked and a very one-sided round of Dinner Winner. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

What about that then? Two Important Broadcasts in one weekend! Neither more important than the other but both of great importance. The Great Leader spake of a woman with an octopus for a face, the problems faced by the middle classes and why men from New Zealand are licking pavements. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Whilst The Great Leader wishes for you to understand that this extra podcast is a gift, he also wants it understood that it is COMPULSORY LISTENING. It's no good having a whinge when you fall behind everyone else. Also, why wouldn't you want to listen? Didn't you hear about the return of the third best quiz on the radio..... OH YEAH. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

If you're about to the listen to this podcast and you aren't prepared to learn.... What on Earth are you thinking about? This particular instalment will explain what to look out for in a (very) damp house, detail the alphabet (in FULL!) and more particularly investigate which community the letter 'Y' belongs to. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Thanks to Carol in Chessington for this week's title! It was a textbook broadcast today: The Great Leader, joyous as ever to bring you more news of peafowl. You can also expect some 'mind-blowing' stories and make sure to look out for the parrot community getting it with both barrels. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Hello and Get Into The Music to you! This week, in the absence of Iconic Producer Joe Attewell, Producer's Travis and Alternative Joe joined the Important Broadcast Squad. You can expect to find out about Steve's new 'inventions', what Danny and Steve's finishing moves would be if they were wrestlers and you'll even hear an alternative to Dinner Winner. Get your listener pads open, there are a lot of notes to be taken! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

The Great Leader was buoyant this week upon Steve's return. You may recall that Steve celebrated a stag do in Dorking last weekend: Just WAIT until you hear how well the sports day went! On this episode, you can expect bird-attacks, Love Island (no good if you actually watch it) and a full-blown LIE in the midst of Dinner Winner! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

You've got the whole world to choose from... Where are you going to book a stag do? Dorking, of course. Steve was absent this week as he took in the sights and smells of Dorking. Meanwhile, The Great Leader was thrilled to have an insight into the various listener chambers; but do you REALLY listen in a cave??? There's also an orange seagull, a couple of Senior Listeners make an appearance and Google translate lets itself down. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.