Obligatory Podcast With Kermit & Myke

On this episode: It's summer again, and of course that means SUMMER CAMP IS BACK! KERMIT goes over his torturous first week of camp. MYKE hosts for comedy great JON REEP who the boys later find out is a KARAOKE KING! KERMIT picks on MYKE'S (lack of) fashion sensibility. Parking lot racism? Tourists have a SHOCKINGLY good time at UNIVERSAL STUDIOS' VOLCANO BAY water park! A disappointed shopper at WALMART? All this and MORE... On another desperate attempt of The Obligatory Podcast with Kermit & Myke.

On this episode: MYKE discusses his string of one-nighters throughout Florida. KERMIT educates us on unusual pooping procedures. MYKE gives an in-depth review of Disney's new live-action Aladdin. **SPOILERS**. KERMIT talks about what it takes to get out of debt. MYKE rambles about his fear of buying a new car. All this and more on another passable episode of The Obligatory Podcast with Kermit and Myke.

Hey Now!  On this episode  We Recap on Nerd Utopia Megacon 2019, performing stand up comedy with the Geeks of Comedy.  Kermit hangs out with Bryan Callen from the Goldbergs and The Fighter & the Kid podcast. Myke seeing zig zags not sure if he's going to make it....He'll be fine. Game of thrones is finally over and now we have to face the fact...there's no reason to keep HBO subscription. As always Follow & Share. Thank you  

On this episode: THE BOYS discuss their past week of shows with the amazing JOSELITO DA PUPPET. MYKE opens up about his fear of needles. THE BOYS discuss piercings. KERMIT talks about what it was like to DJ one truly HOT wedding. MYKE becomes a CRUISELINE COMIC? Pennsylvania man racks up $186,000 in unpaid tolls. KERMIT gives us the inside scoop of  THE GREAT CHUCK-E-CHEESE HEIST OF 2005. Would KERMIT and MYKE had survived living in the Wild West? All this and MORE... On another slightly-amusing episode of The Obligatory Podcast with Kermit and Myke.

On this episode: MYKE had his 5-year-old and 8-year-old sons to himself last weekend. How did they survive? KERMIT talks about the downside of HAIR SPRINKLING. Was Kevin Costner's WATERWORLD really that bad? KERMIT gives a detailed breakdown on the story of PINOCCHIO and discusses SNEAKING SNACKS into movies. GOT OMG #SPOILER ALERT. ALEXANDRIA OCASIO CORTEZ gives a speech on diet and physical fitness. All this and MORE... on another thrilling episode of The Obligatory Podcast with Kermit & Myke! See The Boys Live! 5/2 - 8pm The Orlando Improv w/ Joselito Da Puppet - Orlando, FL 5/5 - 8pm Sidesplitters w/ Joselito Da Puppet  - Tampa, FL 

On this special EXTENDED episode: COMEDIAN and POT-STIRRER extraordinaire PEDRO LIMA sits in with THE BOYS. The crew shares their EASTER experiences. KERMIT makes friends with a VIRAL BUNNY who turns out to be a FELON. MYKE writes a joke that only TRUE Game of Thrones fans will get. The gang discusses COSTUMED CHARACTERS on the streets of LAS VEGAS and NEW YORK. MYKE AND PEDRO eat enough TWIX to give a whale diabetes. All this...AND MORE! On another exhilarating episode of THE OBLIGATORY PODCAST WITH KERMIT & MYKE. 

On this episode: The boys finalize their show schedule with THE GEEKS OF COMEDY at MEGACON. MYKE updates KERMIT on his progress with ANGER MANAGEMENT. A man sues his parents for $87,000 in damages after they destroy his PORN COLLECTION. KERMIT talks about his younger days of being a jealous ex. MYKE talks about the time he followed a girl to Iceland, and it did not go well. KERMIT gives us a blow-blow of how to (maybe) survive a street-fight. All this...and MORE! On another exciting episode of THE OBLIGATORY PODCAST WITH KERMIT & MYKE.

On this episode: MYKE finally seeks help in dealing with his ROAD RAGE. KERMIT is going blind. The BOYS discuss GAME OF THRONES as MYKE attempts to binge-watch all 7 seasons in a week. The BOYS answer questions submitted by listeners. All this and MORE!!... On another exciting episode of THE OBLIGATORY PODCAST WITH KERMIT & MYKE! See The Boys Live! April 12th. 8pm. BONKERZ COMEDY CLUB @ The Boardwalk Entertainment Center. Orlando, FL April 13th. 7pm. BONKERZ COMEDY CLUB @ The Boardwalk Entertainment Center. Orlando, FL

On this episode: KERMIT discusses the benefits of signing up for The Obligatory Podcast's Patreon account. MORE MOTORCYCLE MADNESS! KERMIT challenges MYKE to a physical altercation. MYKE further shows his lack of knowledge when it comes to financial matters. THE LAST BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO! Does PEPSI cola really bring your ancestors back to life? All this...and MORE... On another amazing episode of THE OBLIGATORY PODCAST WITH KERMIT & MYKE!!!

Kermit decides not to father ANY children! Myke looks to make trouble with a biker gang for hogging up the roads and how much chicken is too much on a sandwich? This and more in episode 57 of The Obligatory Podcast! 

On this episode: THE BOYS try to figure out the difference between racism and prejudice. KERMIT becomes the unofficial workout guru of the ORLANDO COMEDY SCENE. MYKE is in the market for a firearm and a therapist. THE GUYS show their limited knowledge of the COUNTRY MUSIC genre. To view this and our other episodes visit us on YouTube.Com/StandUpKermit Subscribe to our Patreon so we can continue to push these episodes www.patreon.com/TheObligatoryPodcast

On this episode: MYKE gets the flu and then gets rejected by NBC not once... but TWICE in one week. KERMIT'S questionable DJ skills almost get him attacked at a MMA event. KANGAROO attacks MAN. JAGUAR attacks WOMAN. KERMIT introduces MYKE to the wonderful world of TAPAS. Man lives off TACO BELL PACKETS for five days! All this, and so much more, on another exciting episode of THE OBLIGATORY PODCAST WITH KERMIT & MYKE!

On this episode: Magician ROBERT MORELAND is in studio hanging with the boys. KERMIT channels his inner JOAN RIVERS to critique the RED CARPET at the OSCARS. The guys discuss the possibility of FLAT EARTH. KERMIT talks about his experience in a less-than reputable MASSAGE PARLOR. DOG shoots MAN? LUCKY-CHARMS FLAVORED BEER? All this...AND MORE...On another exciting episode of THE OBLIGATORY PODCAST WITH KERMIT & MYKE!

On this episode the boys discuss the fake news of actor/artist Jussie Smollett.  Myke taps into his archery skills and decides to teach his kids to become the next Robin Hood's.  And our president decides to address the nation in nursery rhymes and much more. 

On this episode: KERMIT'S CORNER! KERMIT gives us a play-by-play of an MMA match he attended over the weekend. The boys discuss BLACKFACE and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION. Why's WILL SMITH blue? SINBAD-SHAZZAM, SHAQ-KAZZAM! VALENTINE'S DAY! KERMIT gives the inside scoop on his time at CHUCK-E-CHEESE. All this and MORE on this exciting episode of THE OBLIGATORY PODCAST WITH KERMIT & MYKE.  

On this episode: THE BOYS discuss SUPER BOWL LIII. MYKE gives KERMIT some tips on what to expect when expecting. KERMIT shares his recent experience at the gun range. The Girl with the tiny grill tattoo. McAfee 2020? KERMIT experiences some technical difficulties.

On this episode: MYKE shines a light on the shady world of PINEWOOD DERBY RACING. KERMIT can barely contain his excitement at the announcement of a TACO BELL CANTINA in Downtown Orlando. The boys discuss the epic fail that was the FYRE FESTIVAL. Close-talkers, loud eaters, bad hygiene... The boys ask "What really irks you?". All this and MORE on the 50TH EPISODE of THE OBLIGATORY PODCAST WITH KERMIT & MYKE!!!

On this episode: The boys premiere their new opening theme music from SAMANTHA IVEY! MYKE discusses a SEMENLY incredible medical experiment. KERMIT explains why CARDI B is his favorite news source for all things political. Is GILLETE really the best a man can get? KERMIT calls MYKE out on being a COCA-COLA aficionado, and challenges him to a blind taste test! All this and MORE on yet another thrilling episode of THE OBLIGATORY PODCAST WITH KERMIT & MYKE!

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Annnnnnd We're Back! On this episode the boys return after a two-week hiatus! Different Year. Same Show! Kermit and Myke go over how they spent their holiday vacation. An audience member has a heart-attack during the boy's show in Ocala, and that person still had a better night than KERMIT. Full review of THE ROAST OF SANTA at The ORLANDO IMPROV. The boys save Christmas with a special late show. KERMIT and MYKE question the status of their relationship. Thanks to KERMIT'S help, MYKE is back on track with his goal to be a healthier-happier asshole. KERMIT gets a huge gift from a famous fan.