Girls Gotta Eat

Ahhh the age old question -- How can I get this guy to commit to me/be my boyfriend/stop sleeping with other women/marry and impregnate me? We tackle it from all angles -- tough love to techniques to last ditch efforts. We also recap Rayna's Mexico trip/plague, Ashley's new international man, and introduce a hilarious (and inspiring?) new game: PSYCHO or POWER MOVE. Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Twitter @Girls_GottaEat, and check our website for show dates and merchandise. Thank you to our partners for supporting Girls Gotta Eat: Fabletics: Get two pairs of leggings for only $24 by visiting Fabletics.com/gge. Scentbird: Go to scentbird.com/gge and use code GGE for 50% off your first month. 

Gather round, y'all! In this nonstop-laughs episode, we talk with actress/comedian/best-person-on-Instagram Heather McMahan about her thriving long-distance relationship and why it works, sexy pics gone wrong, coping with the loss of a parent, and so much more. We also recap a ridiculous shopping experience, and introduce a new game that incites a fiery passion in everyone. Enjoy! Follow Heather on Instagram @HeatherKMcMahan. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for live show dates and merchandise. More episodes available at Patreon.com/GirlsGottaEat. Thank you to our sponsors for this episode: Addyi: Learn more at Addyi.com/gge. Lola: To get 40% off subscriptions, visit MyLola.com and enter code GGE.

Comedian (and DANCER) Nikki Glaser joins us for a hilarious, no-holds-barred talk about surprising turn-ons (ie. wanting your boyfriend to hook up with someone else), loving yourself, loving anal, not fucking guys until they earn it, Dancing With the Stars, and more. Ashley also shares her latest dating app experiment, and Rayna recaps a family milestone. Enjoy! Follow Nikki on Instagram @NikkiGlaser and find tour dates and more on her website. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for live show dates and merchandise. More episodes available at Patreon.com/GirlsGottaEat. Thank you to our sponsors for this episode! Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, visit Buffy.co and enter code GGE. Living Proof: Get a free sample of the award-winning dry shampoo with your purchase at LivingProof.com/GGE and use code GGE. Scentbird: Go to Scentbird.com/GGE and use code GGE for 50% off your first month. 

Strap in (or strap-on) for this one! We're joined by hilarious comedian and actress Emma Willmann (Netflix, Colbert, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) to talk about the Lesbian Hunger Games, being in the closet in high school, sex toys, dating apps, bisexuality, and more. We also play Is This Weird? with one of our most bizarre sexual scenarios yet, and Rayna analyzes Ashley's latest Hinge encounters. PLUS we announce new upcoming live shows! Find all things Emma on her website and follow her on Insta @EmmaWillmann. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for show dates and merchandise. Thank you to our sponsors for this episode: Addyi (Learn more at Addyi.com/GGE.) ModCloth (For 15% off your order of $100 or more, go to ModCloth.com and enter code GGE at checkout. One-time use only, expires 2/2/19.)

Our early Christmas present to you: BONUS EPISODE! We're discussing being single over the holidays and giving advice for dealing with family pressure, the dreaded judgmental questioning, and general loneliness while everyone around you is coupled up and (seemingly) happy. We also share tips and tricks for hometown hookups, reveal our best/worst gifts from our exes, talk about soup for way too long (apologies in advance), and do a holiday-themed Is This Weird? Enjoy!  Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for upcoming show dates and merchandise!  More bonus content at: Patreon.com/GirlsGottaEat. 

Holidays, families, gift stress, weird traditions....there's so much to consider (and so much that can go wrong) when it comes to dating someone during "the most wonderful time of the year." We discuss all these tricky topics so you don't end up with a Blue Christmas. We also recap our Chicago trip (including an awkward hotel incident), and uncover another shocking reveal about Rayna during a festive round of Fuck Marry Kill. Enjoy! Follow Girls Gotta on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, check our website for show dates and merchandise, and THIS JUST IN: Bonus episodes at Patreon.com/GirlsGottaEat! 

Should you date an ex-con? We brought in ConBody trainer and "formerly incarcerated individual" Derek Drescher to discuss dating when you have a record, and share his inspiring transformation from inmate to marathoner/keynote speaker/overall awesome dude. Other topics include Cheetos, dick measuring, Ariana Grande, keeping socks and boxers on during sex, and more. Enjoy! Follow Derek on Instagram @DerekDrescher. Follow Girls Gotta Eat @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for show dates and merchandise. 

It's Seany Time! Get ready for another side-splitter with our hilarious friend and comedian Sean Donnelly. He opens up about his divorce, life after it, and whether men can survive without women. Also on the agenda: Dogs, dating (and dating dogs), comedian life, a shocking food confession from Rayna, and a controversial round of Is This Weird? Enjoy! Follow Sean on Instagram and Twitter @SeanyTime. Follow Girls Gotta Eat @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for live show dates and merchandise. 

In the spirit of Halloween, we're telling our very own HORROR STORIES about what happens on the scariest night of the year (but even scarier -- the next morning). We also chat about what's been happening in our love lives lately (creeps and ghosts everywhere), then dive into a convo about shame and regret and how to move past that self-loathing feeling when you've done something regretful. And we end this "just us girls" episode with a VERY special "Is This Weird?" Enjoy! Follow along on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for upcoming show dates and merchandise. 

How does matchmaking work? And more importantly, DOES it work? (Spoiler alert: it does.) We brought in Maria Avgitidis, founder of the highly acclaimed Agape Match, to chat about the art of the set-up, what makes a successful couple, time limits/drink limits/sex limits for dating, if opposites attract, and much more. We also recap our Atlanta and Nashville trips, AND announce our next NYC show (slay bells ring...are you listening?). Check our website for show dates, merchandise, and more. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and follow Maria @MatchmakerMaria. 

When should you define the relationship? Are breaks ever a good idea? And what should you be focusing on instead of landing a man? We brought in our friend, fellow podcaster, and dating guru Lindsey Metselaar from We Met at Acme podcast to offer her no-bullshit outlook on all these important topics, and loved what she had to say. We also introduce a new game -- What Would You Do? Enjoy! Follow Lindsey on Instagram @LindzMetz and @WeMetAtAcme. Follow Girls Gotta Eat @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for show dates and merchandise. 

Is Sam Morril a Positive Influence (ie. the title of his recent Comedy Central special)? We brought him in to find out, and chat about all things dating -- Are women always trying to change men?, What's the secret to not cheating?, condoms (yay or nay), critical mothers, lost loves, and more. We also play an explicit game of Is This Weird? (ass play anyone?), and Rayna and Ashley chat/rant about fall activities. Enjoy! Check out Sam's special streaming now on Comedy Central. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, subscribe/rate/review, and check our website for tour dates and merchandise.  

Out-of-the-blue breakups, ghosting, exes resurfacing just to disappear again -- we discuss the situations that leave you wondering WHAT THE FUCK?, and how to work through them. What is closure exactly? Do you really need it? And how can you get it? We also chat about a bet Rayna won and Ashley's recent dating hellscape, make some special announcements, and play new themed rounds of Fuck, Marry, Kill. Enjoy! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, subscribe/rate/review, and check our website for merchandise and upcoming live shows. 

We brought in the big guns to take our deepest dive into sex yet -- renowned sex therapist and author Ian Kerner. We discuss unbalanced sexual desire in a relationship (ie. being frustrated AF) and how to deal, all things porn, the female orgasm, sexual cliteracy, and much more. We hope you find it as eye-opening and informative as we did! For more, buy Ian's book She Comes First. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for upcoming show dates. 

Dating in the workplace: Fire.....or fired? We discuss the age old question of whether it's a good idea, give tips for how to do it right if you're gonna do it, and share our own experiences with getting off at the office. Then we bring in Jared Freid and Jordana Abraham of U Up? podcast (one of our faves) to play a very special round of Is This Weird? Rayna and Ashley also give updates on their quests for men in uniform. Listen to U Up? wherever you listen to podcasts, and follow them on Insta @UUpPod. Follow Girls Gotta Eat @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for upcoming live show dates! 

Enough of the hetero relationship talk, we're mixing it up this week with the hilarious Mehran Khaghani. We chat about his open relationship and how they make it work, coming out, tops vs. bottoms, psychic dick-reading abilities, the challenge of knowing who's gay these days, and much more. And we play Fuck Marry Kill with some extra special themes. Ashley also gives an update on meeting dudes in Montauk, and we continue the countdown to cuffing season. Enjoy! Follow Mehran on Instagram and Twitter, and check out his show every Monday at Pink's in NYC. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Insta @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for tour dates (upcoming: NYC, Atlanta, Nashville, Chicago). 

Are...you...ready...to...RUMBLE? We got down and dirty with Rumble Boxing founder Noah Neiman about starting from the bottom to build a successful brand, how he handles dating when the hustle never stops, DM slides, dog parks, dick pics, and more. Ashley and Rayna also share their upcoming relationship goals, discuss cuffing season, and continue to hate on things other people love. Enjoy! Follow Noah on Instagram at @NoahDNeiman (don't forget The D), Rumble @Rumble_Boxing, and Girls Gotta Eat @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. **Upcoming live shows in NYC, Atlanta, Chicago, and Nashville -- check our Insta and website for info**

We could not love this episode/guest more. Katie Sturino of The 12ish Style joins us in studio (bearing gifts for our sweaty summer bodies) to chat about body confidence, breaking the fashion blogger mold, fearless dating tactics (including how she met her fiancé), the secret lives of Insta-famous dogs, and more. We also play a round Is This Weird? with a brain buster that silences the room, Rayna endorses public transit, and Ashley gives an update on the guy she went out with/wants to pass along to her friend. Enjoy! Follow Katie on Instagram @The12ishStyle, and follow Girls Gotta Eat @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. Shop our apparel and accessories at GirlsGottaEatPodcast.shop. 

Friends With Benefits sounds fun, but is actually just a total disaster? We discuss the positives and pitfalls of f*cking your friends, and share our experiences with it. We also talk about our recent dates (Rayna's was a surprise; Ashley's was over in record time), and play another round of Is This Weird? with some of the most hilarious questions and answers yet. Enjoy! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and shop our apparel and accessories at GirlsGottaPodcast.shop. 

It's our first female guest and we couldn't be more excited! Kelley Knight is a psychic medium, tarot professional, owner of the amazing Modern Mystic Shop, and intuitive life coach (and also Ashley's personal life coach). We cover so much interesting ground in this episode -- tarot and astrology, Kelley's chats with dead people, her unique journey to find her husband, and a wealth of relationship advice. If you're frustrated in dating and wondering "What am I doing wrong?" or "WHERE IS HE?", we think you'll find a lot of helpful info in this one. And at the end of the episode, Kelley does tarot readings for our relationship futures. Enjoy! Follow Kelley on Instagram at @ModernMystic_Tarot and her shop @ModernMystic_Shop. Follow Girls Gotta Eat at @GirlsGottaEatPodcast.