Reel Phonies

As we enter the spookiest month of the year, these three wimps face our fears and watch a bunch of scary movies. First up this year, a home invasion horror with an extraterrestrial twist and some generally fantastic production quality. Join us as we talk about this Hulu exclusive horror/thriller: No One Will Save You.

The last remnant of a DC universe gone by, The Flash brings back some familiar faces, young and old, to anchor this time-traveling adventure. But does patchwork franchise starring a problematic lead justify its big gamble? Or was this record-setting box office flop a little better than its reputation?

One of the most beloved additions to the Star Wars universe, Ahsoka Tano finally makes her live-action debut in an epic adventure to stop a threat to a burgeoning republic. Does this new series recapture some classic Star Wars magic? Or is Disney just adding more padding to justify their streaming service?

The turtles are back and more teenage than ever! This star-studded Seth Rogen reboot brings new life to familiar characters as the turtles  venture into the human world and wrestle with how they fit in it.

We're catching up on as much post-strike news as possible including the reunion of the Coen brothers, Guillermo del Toro's next classic monster movie, Fantastic Four casting retractions, and trailers for Ahsoka, Ridley Scott's Napoleon, and Loki season 2.

In honor of the greatest double feature of the decade, we're doing a special double episode for two of the most different movies imaginable, Greta Gerwig's Barbie and Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer.

We join Indy on one last adventure as he once again battles hidden Nazis for control of the ultimate weapon: Time. But has Indy's time already passed? And how does the franchise hold up without the influence of its creators?

In anticipation of the new last Indiana Jones film, we revisit the last last Indiana Jones movie, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. It's got Tarzan vine swinging and some retrospectively questionable casting decisions but it also has more in common with the first 3 than you might think.

We're catching up on some of the latest Hollywood news and rumors including whatever the heck Sony is doing with all the Spider-Man villains, a Lord of War sequel, and trailers for Martin Scorsese's new flick, Disney's Haunted Mansion, and Dune 2.

Miles Morales is back for a visually spectacular, character-rich thrill ride in this virtuosic follow-up to the first Spider-Verse film. We can't even pretend to be on the fence about this one but help us count the ways in which Across the Spider-Verse is the best superhero movie of 2023. 

The Next Generation is back for one more hurrah and 2/3 of this podcast is very excited about it! Picard and all his buddies face new and familiar foes and numerous inconveniently-timed transporter malfunctions.

The Guardians are back for one big finale! As James Gunn writes the swan song for his galactic misfits, we talk highlights/lowlights, see how this entry compares to the other two volumes, and discuss how this reflects on Gunn's big move to DC.

If you like fantasy, action, comedy, and one of the better Chris's, then you'll love the Dungeons & Dragons movie. We talk about whether the brand name helped or hurt the box office, suss out some nods to the game, and try to figure out how we can get a sequel going.

We're catching up on all the news this month including a live-action Moana film, a full (familiar) cast for the Scott Pilgrim anime, trailers for TMNT, The Marvels, and Wes Anderson's latest, and lots of Star Wars news straight from the bantha's mouth.

Ant-Man is back and smaller than ever! Does this entry make the Ant-Man series the best trilogy since Star Wars? No. Is it a serviceable action-adventure flick for the whole family? ...Maybe?

HBO's latest phenom has come and gone and left us only with our feelings. We take a look at the highs and lows, compare and contrast with the source material, and try to figure out who the bad guy was. (...it was David)

What's the world of Star Wars like when you're not the chosen one? This week we tackle Andor and view life in a galaxy firmly under the authoritarian boot of the Empire. But is more grounded Star Wars better?

Our favorite adventuring party returns to get their keisters roasted by a bunch of dragons. We delight over the manifestation of our favorite story lines, discuss some of the highs and lows of the series, and apply the most critical eye we can muster for a beloved series.

James Gunn has assumed the DC throne and is making bold proclamations of DC movies and TV shows to come. We're getting a new Supes movie, Booster Gold, Batman AND Robin, and many more. 

Join us as we take one last look at the best movies of 2022 and peek forward to the most exciting releases coming out in 2023.