Pump Talk: A Consideration Of Vanderpump Rules

It's Girls' Night In at SUR, so grab your Vanderpump Rose, throw on your #OOTD, and buckle up for this week's dose of unnecessary drama.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

This week we get a glimpse of what the future holds for the Witches of WeHo. James has an intense conversation with Lala.  Scheana has a Bachelorette style date and the Tom's prove, yet again, that they cannot follow instructions.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

Nastariana makes their debut, and we discuss the MAJOR drama going down on Twitter. FYI Episode breakdown starts at 36 min. We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

Lisa has a tough decision to make, will she fire James? Or will she let Katie walk away from SUR? We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

PRIDE is over and all has NOT been forgotten.  Katie seeks revenge on James and so does everyone else. Poor Raquel is stuck in the cross fire and Scheana is excluded completely.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

There is no Hope for James Kennedy this episode as Kristen looks to take him down. Jax begs for his job back at SUR, though we all know he's making bank on those protein powder instagram posts, and Raquel, she still needs to pee. 

In a SHOCKING turn of events, that no one saw coming, Jax proposes to Brittany! We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

It's the end of Summer, but it's still hot at SUR! Kristen finally spills the beans about Jax, Scheana reveals her new hit single and Tom Sandoval gets revenge.  We also gloss over both reunions... We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

Stassi systematically seeks revenge in the lead up to the season 2 finale.  Nothing can stand in the way of her hand meeting Kristen's face.   We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com coerces

Pandy plans Scheana's proposal and Shay shows up for it.  Kristen flees to Michigan to decide the fate of her and Tom's relationship and Jax spends a long weekend in jail.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com coerces

Stassi decides to take the drama surrounding her birthday into her own hands. She coerces Jax into admitting that Tom and Ariana hooked up, made out, held pinkies..? She tells Kristen who then drinks ALL the tequila. Pirate ships are taken over, relationships are destroyed, ultimatums are made. Happy Halloween Everyone! We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com coerces

We were off last week so we are coming back with TWO re-caps, S2 E9 and 10! We see not one, but TWO disastrous dinner parties.  We hear Scheana's latest song and head to Cabo for Stassi's 25th Birthday.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

Stassi is on a hunt for the truth about Kristen and Jax and no one can stand in her way.   We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

It's Peter's 30th Birthday and there are plenty of drinks, lap dances and drama to go around.  Tequila Katie makes an appearance and secrets are spilled. Thank god for drunk texts.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

It's PRIDE and the SUR crew is gearing up with ANGEL WINGS! Everyone is there...except Kristen who is holding down the restaurant.  Jax doesn't have cancer, but his experience has him chasing down a ballerina and Stassi is not pleased.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

It's Guillermo's Birthday and Lisa wants to make it memorable! Katie and Stassi prepare a performance for the big event and Scheana picks up the cake.  Kristen is slowly unravelling while Tom and Ariana get flirty in a costume shop...oh and Jax might have cancer?  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

Watch out! There's a new girl at SUR and she is HOT! Ariana's presence has everyone questioning Tom and Kristens strength as a couple.  There's good reason for it too, Sandoval and Ariana's chemistry is off the charts.   We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

Jax has to jump through yet another hoop to get back into Stassi's good graces, he must make it past Dayna (AKA MILF MERMAID). Sandoval and Kristen are mending their relationship after Tom forgets to buy face wipes on his way home from band practice. Can everyone get it together for Pierce the Arrows epic performance? We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

Scheana's munchausen syndrome is gaining momentum as she hobbles into another fight with Stassi. Jax makes Stassi a permanent part of himself in an attempt to get her back. Scheana ruins Schwartz's chances of working at SUR, all while Tom Sandoval  attempts to put together an IKEA coffee table.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Check out our twitter, Facebook, and Instagram -- @talkpump.  Email us with corrections, comments or pump stories at talkpump@gmail.com

It's season 2 of VPR, Stassi has made up with the other witches of WeHo leaving Scheana on the outs.  In an attempt to turn things around Scheana seeks out Pandy and Lisa as allies.  Kristen's life has taken a turn for the worst, she's been suspended from SUR and her relationship with Tom is rocky at best. BUT most importantly, wtf did Katie do to her hair?!