Empire Wreckers

The scam is afoot. After losing their home on Taris, the Empire Wreckers have become pirates, seeking fortune and glory among the stars.In their quest for riches, the crew of the Slippery Swallow have begun to take jobs for the failing Republic, working as privateers against the galaxy's nefarious forces.But the Outer Rimmer pirates have nefarious plans of their own, and have set into motion a plan to steal a hidden vault of immense value....Support the show

The spoils of war are ripe. After abandoning their life as bar owners on Taris, the Empire Wreckers joined up with the Outer Rimmer pirate crew and began a new life of pillage and plunder.Seeing an opportunity for a steady income, the crew of the Slippery Swallow joined the failing Republic as privateers, hoping to earn the trust of their employers.After recovering a shipment of ore from a pirate haven on Rishi, the Wreckers now take their treasure to a hidden Republic storehouse on Takodana....Support the show

Money comes with a cost. After fleeing their home on Taris to pursue a life of piracy, the Empire Wreckers lost out on an ancient treasure and have signed up as privateers for the Republic to pay their bills.Engaging in acts of colonialism, the Wreckers and their Outer Rimmer pirate crew have begun to earn an honest living, making themselves an enemy of the Sith Brotherhood.After dispatching of an Echani Sith Lord seeking to turn his home sector into a fascist patriarchy, the Wreckers now return to the Republic to receive payment and replace what was lost....Support the show

It's a privateer's life for the Empire Wreckers. After losing out on a major treasure, the Outer Rimmer pirates aboard the Slippery Swallow have resigned themselves to legitimate business to stay afloat.Taking a vote to determine their new course of action, the Wreckers decided to throw in with the Republic, expecting them to lose the war and not prosecute them if they pull any scams.After successfully interfering in a proxy war on Malastare, the government stooges return to Devaron to receive payment, and their next job....Support the show

The war has changed. After escaping the outbreak of conflict on the planet Taris, the Empire Wreckers took to piracy, and began searching for a long lost treasure.Racing against galactic rivals, the crew of the Slippery Swallow eventually discovered the treasure on the planet Zakuul, and nearly took control of its ancient Eternal Fleet.Beaten out by the Sith Lady Githany, the Wreckers then retreated home, while a new power rises in the galaxy....Support the show

Treasure awaits! After embarking on their new life as galactic pirates, the Empire Wreckers traded the spoils of their first plunder to an old spacer in exchange for a piece of an ancient map.As the crew of the Slippery Swallow accumulated more pieces of the treasure map, the allure of riches began to draw the attention of rivals, including the forces of the Republic and the Sith.With the completed map in their possession, the gang now prepares to claim their reward, whatever it may be....Support the show

X marks the spot! As the pirates of the galactic underworld search the stars for pieces of a mysterious treasure map, the crew of the Slippery Swallow closely guard their own collection of cartography.From the palace of Aquilae to the Underworld Exchange, the Empire Wreckers have scraped together four pieces of the map, making numerous enemies along the way.With a prison riot on the planet Belsavis behind them, the Wreckers prepare to take one last piece, which they hope will lead them to the treasure of a long dead space emperor....Support the show

The hunt is on. After setting out for the stars aboard their Star Galleon, the Empire Wreckers and their crew of Outer Rimmer pirates acquired a map piece purported to lead to a long lost treasure.Seeking additional map pieces, the crew of the Slippery Swallow delved deep into the dark side of the Force, using ancient techniques to find that which has been hidden.With three pieces of the map now collected, the pirates are coming ever closer to uncovering the long hidden treasure of a forgotten Emperor....Support the show

The Empire Wreckers are in turmoil. As they traveled to the Gran homeworld of Kinyen, a malfunction aboard the Slippery Swallow led them to the mysterious world of Haruun Kal, where they encountered their own deceased doppelgangers.Their arrival also heralded an invasion by the Sith warlord Daiman, who had tracked the Wreckers to the planet hoping to recover a shipment that the dead doppelgangers had failed to deliver.To satisfy the Dark Lord's whimsy, the Wreckers were forced to fight for their lives against his champions, and were spared his wrath - free to continue their search for the next piece of their ancient treasure map....Support the show

Turmoil has engulfed the galaxy. As Sith factions fight each other for control of the outworlds, the Republic has receded into the core, spreading thin the Jedi Army of Light.Among those worlds lost to darkness is the border system of Aquilae, and its Princess and her General have fled the Sith occupation aboard a chartered pirate ship.Seeking greater riches than just a job well done, the pirate crew of the Slippery Swallow are planning to bid farewell to their passengers, and continue on their journey towards unknown treasures....Support the show

Fortune favors the bold. After fleeing Taris, the Empire Wreckers have settled on the outer rim planet Sicemon and joined the Outer Rimmers pirate crew.Aboard their ship, the Slippery Swallow, the Wreckers pillaged and plundered a ship belonging to the Czerka Corporation, stealing several canisters of precious Tibanna gas.Rather than selling their ill-gotten gains for money, the neophyte pirates traded their cargo to an old man for a mysterious map and 30 grams of weed....Support the show

It is a new beginning for the Empire Wreckers. After accidentally instigating a war on the planet Taris, the former bar owners have fled their home and relocated to become pirates on the outer rim.Settling on the planet Sicemon, the gang has agreed to work under their former servant Maz Kanata, as she takes over ownership of her uncle Gilb's brothel and pirate crew.After fending of a gang of rival pirates, the gang has at long last had a chance to rest, and take the first steps on their journey to fortune and glory....Support the show

The galaxy is ablaze with war. The fractured Republic has been reduced to a handful of Core Worlds, while warring Sith factions battle to control the rest of the galaxy.Mobilizing their fleet in the aftermath of a devastating terrrorist attack, the formerly neutral Revanite Sith have officially declared war on the Republic, and expanded the galaxy's battlefronts to include once peaceful worlds.Escaping in a stolen Jedi galleon, the Empire Wreckers have fled Taris and are on their way to the Outer Rim world of Sicemon, where a new life of piracy awaits them....Support the show

War! After decades spent on the border between the Galactic Republic and the Sith Empires, the planet Taris has been engulfed by conflict.After a devastating terrorist attack accidentally perpetrated by the owners of the Empire Wrecker, the Republic cruiser Steadfast has laid in wait, hidden within a statue memorializing the tragedy.With its presence finally revealed, the Revanite Sith under the leadership of Darth Vexis have begun their assault on the Cruiser, and the lowly tavern owners responsible for its arrival are seeking their escape....Support the show

The Empire Wreckers are in danger! After coming into posesssion of the deceased Count Orlok's mansion, the lowly tavern owners decided to turn it into a brothel staffed by remote controlled pleasure mechs.Requiring more holonet bandwidth to bring their Golems online, the gang infiltrated Sith Intelligence headquarters, hoping to hijack its military connection.During the heist, Al Mond revealed the Republic's infiltration of the planet, and made an enemy of the world's ruler, Darth Vexis....Support the show

Sex sells! After accidentally destroying an enormous skyscraper and killing an Umbaran noble, the Empire Wreckers have come into possession of his somber estate.Unable to deal with the cost of upkeep, the impoverished bar owners hatched a scheme to monetize their mansion by turning it into a brothel.Seeking out the aid of the lecherous Squatto, the Empire Wreckers took possession of the Toydarian's little black book, as well as his sticky brick-and-mortar storefront....Support the show

We're in the money! Following a chance encounter with the Umbaran Count Orlok at an underworld garden party, the Empire Wreckers inadvertently killed the nefarious noble when they brought down the skyscraper hosting the event.Dodging responsibility for the destruction, the gang laid low, eventually discovering that the memorial erected in place of the building secretly held a Republic Cruiser within.As a reward for informing the Sith of the Republic's hidden weapons, Darth Vulptex, one of the rulers of  Taris, assisted the Wreckers in taking ownership of the deceased count's haunted mansion....Support the show

Hidden threats are lurking on Taris. Following the collapse of one of the megacity's enormous skyscrapers, the tower of debris has been cleared away and replaced by a memorial statue gifted from the Revanite's vassal worlds.Unbeknownst to the Sith but knownst to the Empire Wreckers, the statue actually houses a dangerous secret - a Republic starcruiser lying in wait for its opportunity to strike.After rescuing a Cathar duchess, the malcontent bar owners deposited her at the Sith Embassy with knowledge of the Republic's hidden fortress and orders to spill the beans....Support the show

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Taris is rebuilding. Several weeks after a devastating terrorist attack attributed to the forces of the Republic, the still smoldering mountain of debris is beginning to diminish.News of the attack has spread across the galaxy, turning neutral worlds towards the allegiance of the Revanite Sith, and away from the Republic and its Jedi protectors.With the Republic denying responsibility for the attack Revanite allies from across the galaxy have contributed aid to Taris, as well as a memorial for those lost....Support the show