For The Story

I gotta go to bed guys. Ash has multiple breakdowns, Avery joins him for the ride and gets some well deserved jabs in on Matt Damon. They laugh a lot. You happy? 

The Art of Self-Defense is that new Jesse Eisenberg (no, not from Napoleon Dynamite you goof) movie that you remember seeing the trailer for last summer and then didn't hear or see anything else about. Billy from Jurassic Park 3 is also in this movie as his sociopathic karate teacher.  Filled with intrigue and predictable twists, Ash and Avery break the movie down, mostly to laugh at it.  Come join us on FOR THE STORY #101!

We made it to 100 episodes, talking almost entirely about real movies! That's right, that's over 100 years of Ash and Avery talking about all 100 presidents, all 100 super bowls, and all 100 movies that have ever been released.  We talk about the future of the content that we're producing, and most importantly, Terminator: Dark Fate!

Holy hell guys this was one hell of an exercise in patience.  These movies really start to blur together after hour 5.  But we DID IT. We watched as many 'Nightmare' movies as possible. We also drew connections between Freddy and the Joker. They're basically the same character if you haven't noticed.  Come join us on our SPOOKY HALLOWEEN episode. Grab some candy, put on your Wizard hat and listen to FOR THE STORY!

The Lighthouse channels Ash and Avery's inner animosity for each other.  Who will kill who? Who's right? Who is Mr. Movie?  Stick around and listen as we express our disgust for one of the best and most unique films of 2019.  And get your questions ready for our 100th Episode! We will answer ANY. QUESTION. For real.  If you leave us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts, we'll give you a shout out while answering your question. Or something, idk. 

Well, it's hard to get a ticket to this limited of a release, but your beef daddies got there and brought you that hot hot content.

Spencer from Idiots is back! We delve into thanksgiving, interview Spencer, and even talk about this weeks movie, 1990's Misery.

Special guest Jeremy Johnson joins Ash and Avery on their in depth response to JOKER. Join us for our review, and if you like it, leave us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts / itunes! 

YIKES  It's SPOOKTIME with your spookiest boys Get frightened on Episode #1 of FOR THE SPOOKY. We review VAN HELSING, a 2004 movies with more heart than percentage points on Rotten Tomatoes.  Get creeped out with how gross we are.

Oh god what a train wreck. Ash and Avery discuss the worst movie of the year starring everyone's favorite illegible boxer.  Gather round and take a listen to our descent into disgust

We told you we would get it out. You thought you were so fucking funny making fun of how we wouldn't get this episode out. Well who is laughing now? This is what I get for trusting a lover again. I give and I give and I give and what thanks do I get? I get made fun of and a disappointingly soft erection.   Oh, we watched Mulholland Drive this week, gonna be controversial. Ash makes fun of blah blah blah, Avery talks about blah blah blah. You get it. 

It's later than expected, but here it is!  After some technical difficulties we did, we recorded an episode and brought it right to you.  Stay tuned because we another episode coming out for you guys this week still!

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Holy crap guys.  You know your boy Avery loves him a good dinosaur movie. Ash delivers this week with his first pick of the month, Velocipastor.  No, that isn't a delicious, dinosaur-themed taco at your local taco truck, but it's literally a pastor of Jesus himself that turns into a Velociraptor to fight ninjas and pimps. This was one wild (mild) time for the boys and they are ready to rip this bad boy apart. 

BOOM! That's right, Ash and Avery are back with their review of the worst movie ever.  The Wraith is starring Charlie Sheen for like 15 minutes and then Nick Cassette Tapes for the rest.  Come join us while we try to figure out if this is an awful movie, or a movie so awful it's good.  Leave us 5 Stars on Apple Podcasts / iTunes!! It really helps us get our name out there.  We'll shout you out if you leave a comment. 

The boys are back with their first David Lynch review. Ash and Avery dive into the depths of small town America and expose the Frank within us all.    Seriously, we aren't even paid to say this, but Nord VPN has a great deal going on right now.    Leave us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts! We seriously value those little bumps - they help us even more than you may realize.    We love you so much! 

These guys are annoying 

The Boys are back and talking about the most compelling romance of the year between international mega-hunks Hobbs (Dwayne 'Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson' Johnson) and Shaw (Jason Statham's forearms). This tear-jerker, rollercoaster of a dramatic comedy reverberated around the world this past week with some pretty decent box office numbers (and you know we're talking about them). As much as we were hoping this movie would be called "The Fast and The F9est" ...it's not. We may never get a title quite that bad in our lifetimes.  Come and join us on FOR THE STORY!

Avery's back, and in this episode, the boys talk about their movie picks for the month of August.  We have a fun month coming up so stick around FOR THE STORY!

Its the Kraig show now.   Avery is in the process of moving, and definitely not dead Ash's hand. I promise. But luckily good friend of the show Kraig from Idiots Discuss the Universe steps in as all format drowns away into the abyss. They talk the follow up to Trollhunter, Kraig's film he has in post production, low budget and generally they have a civil discussion about this fantastic 2016 horror flick. Tune in later this week for our August announcements