Men Of The Machine

Today is the day. I bring the Doctor in to finally get back to what I love. TALKING COMICS! We play a little game, and if you've ever listen to the previous "Comic Creation" episodes then you know what's about to happen. We be makin some stories up.

Are you ready for Halloween in May? I sure hope so because Jake and I are diving into some of our favorite horror movies and tropes that have knocked our pants off over the years. **Disclaimer** I expose myself as a bit of coward, let's keep the public shaming to a minimum. I mean, I expect a little. Just a little.

Can you believe I've never seen StarWars? I know, right? Absolutely craziness. Well the resident doctor is in to make sure I don't have to suffer through this sickness any longer. And what better way to do it then watching it on VHS? None. The answer is none.

This week I try something new and make deep, endearing eye contact with my guest as we dive into each others masturbation tactics........ Ok that's not exactly what happens, but I do promise that it's a least a small piece of the puzzle. Oh and we talk about conspiracy theories, whatever.

I don't care what anyone says. Fantastic 4, or as it's more commonly known amongst my friends, Fan4stic, is one of the worst superhero movies I have ever seen. And to help prove that point I bring in a certified Doctor who has never seen it before to give me his hot take on the situation. To be clear, all of the Fantastic 4 movies made so far have been pretty rough, but we are talking about the Josh Trank-made dumpster fire from 2015.

Well what can I say? Two people who don't usually drink ended up diving to the bottom of a Martini. Because we are classy. The intent was to talk about toxic fandoms............. and we certainly tried. But the end result was just a lot of love.

I would call this less of an episode and more just chatting with Sex Scandal Savage himself. Sports, dope hip-hop, and douche-y athletes. Who better than JJ to talk about it with?

Last episode you got Jeff and I setting the scene for what was sure to be a banger of an episode. Well? Does it live up to the hype? I mean we cut that episode short because JJ showed up. What else would stop us from churning out pure gold then perhaps, maybe, getting the old threesome together to make it platinum. Yea I said "threesome". Let's make it hot up in this place.

I just wanted to chat with Jeff and have some fun with no real direction in mind here. And it ended up with me saying two words that made me feel dirty, but isn't that how it usually goes?

Rest in peace the to late, great, Stephen Hawking. But right before he departed this hell hole that is earth he left us with a warning. Be careful around AI. Welllllllll.............. will AI destroy all of humanity? How the f**k should I know, but listen in to at least hear some thoughts.

I don't even want to tell you anything about this episode. Just listen as I finally get to sit down with one of my best friends and talk about things that will change your life....... or make you wonder why you wasted an hour. You decide.

Jake's back, and ready for action. This week we dive back into what makes someone the way they are...... Well, it's not actually that intelligent of a conversation, but we do go over some of the shit that got us into the things we like now. Like why Jake plays World of Warcraft so much it makes you wonder how he accomplishes anything else. Enjoy.

Some new faces and some new places. Well I guess not new places, but the faces is for sure. Well I guess not faces either, but voices. 2 brand new voices to invade your personal space while we talk about some magic, some food, some adoption, and eating people. It'll all make sense once you get deeper into it.

Well things have gone a little off the rails over here, but I will do my best to figure out a way to keep on keepin on. I promise to do Joe Dirt proud.

There was a designated topic this week, and for the most part it prevails. Virtual Reality could be so amazing, and the Simulation Hypothesis is hogwash. Well, kind of. I suppose that's for you to decide.

Everybody is out to get you!! Well they are out to get information on you. Well, they are trying to collect vital information to be able to tailor products more directly to you. Or so they say................ AI could potentially be terrifying and Pat is not necessarily a fan. Behold the future!!!

What would we think about Oprah as a president?? Well I guess you'll have to listen to find out. Spoiler aler!! It's not great. Either way this is a standard episode of distractions and off topic conversations......... Enjoy!

Oh boy, what a treat to land on an off day. This here is that special episode we talked about in the last episode. Kevin went on a excellent adventure just to bring you this high class entertainment. PLUS!! You finally get to hear Kevin Cardinale's voice on this legendary podcast. Win-win.

Don't let the title of this weeks episode bring you all the way down, it's cheery for the most part. Patrick just happened to suffer a devastating loss right towards the end of 2017. Aside from that, this is mostly a catching up on our personal lives from the past week, a break from the routine of topic based episodes. Enjoy! Or don't....... but I hope you do.

Kevin had some prep to do to get ready for the Royal Rumble this year. It turned out better than expected, but that's what happens when you learn about how freaking brutal wrestling can be when people don't care about there well being. HBK BABY!!!