Star Trek Monthly Monday

Scott was busy this month, off becoming an Official Walt Disney World MONORAIL PILOT, so Chris invited The Irredeemable Shag to sit in on this Special Episode focusing on "Star Trek: First Contact", the first fully-Next Generation movie! This is Shag's first Star Trek episode on "Two True Freaks!" and his enthusiasm shows! Stick around to the end to see exactly how enthusiastic he can get! Continuity issues are hashed out, Oobie Doobie gets played, a Borg Gorn is proposed, and so much more!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

It's the second part of the NEW SPECTACULAR STAR TREK MONTHLY MONDAY! This time the Ugly Bags Of Mostly Water tackle two, count 'em TWO, episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation. First up is "When The Bough Breaks" in which the crew of the Enterprise gets the chance to ditch Wesely Crusher on a legendary hidden planet -- and inexplicably DON'T! Next, it's the crew of the Enterprise 1701-D versus a really condescending prick of a crystalline entity in "Home Soil"! DON'T MISS IT!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Comb your hair and put your boots on! It's time for CLASSIC TREK! This month, The Freaks examine the classic episode "WINK OF AN EYE" in which Kirk's metabolism is rocketed into hummingbird speed with some tampered-with space Starbucks! Then it's on to the DC Comics series with Spock's cheesy pseudo-Freudian nightmare followed by the triumphant return of REDJAC! He may still have the voice of Piglet, but this time he's bigger, badder, and OUT FOR REVENGE! Revenge on who? Who do you think? DON'T MISS IT!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In a very funny episode of 'Star Trek Monthly Monday', The Freaks make some lemonade from some space lemons, Capt. Kirk wields a space dildo in "What Are Little Girls Made Of?", we see the latest model of the Christopher Pikemobile in "Too Short A Season", and Sulu subdues a foe using (for real, not kidding) chopsticks and a Transformer!! Space racism? You Betcha! Also: Puppet Lurch, people thrown into bottomless pits, styrofoam caves, and absolutely NO Wesely Crusher! Plus - as a Special Bonus - BLUEGRASS BONES! DON'T MISS IT!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In the first of a trifecta of movie commentaries, the Freaks take on JJ Abram's Star Trek from 2009. Hear from moment to moment what the Freaks love and hate about this "re-imagining" or whatever the hell you call it, of the original Trek crew. Don't expect them to take a dump on it Dark Knight style, but this is no love-in, either - the Freaks do have some serious issues with this one. So sit back, pop in your DVD of Trek '09 and listen to the Freaks eat, gripe, burp and sometimes even praise their way through this blockbuster hit - all in front of a live audience of Scott's kids!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In an unorthodox episode, instead of their usual insightful analysis, the Freaks do an AUDIO COMMENTARY for TWO, count 'em, TWO episodes of Trek! First off, Kirk gets creepy with a 300 year-old underage girl in "Miri" - Then, it's more holodeck hijinks in the Next Generation in "11001001" where Number One tries to "make it so" with a lovely hologram! Hear what the Freaks have to say as you watch along! Of course, the show wouldn't be complete without a DC Star Trek comic and this month we have issue 19, written by Walter Koenig himself! DON'T MISS IT!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, in a MASSIVE MILESTONE 150th episode, The Freaks offer up a GIANT-SIZED episode chock full of Star Trek surprises!! First up, it's the classic TOS episode "The Changeling" -- an episode with MANY similarities to Star Trek: The Motion Picture. Billions are killed, Scotty pulls a Lazarus, and Uhura has a hard-drive crash! Next, it's a special Scotty-centric issue of DC's Star Trek comic. Prepare yourselves for a SPECIAL SURPRISE in this segment! Finally, we wind things down with a sensuous episode of The Next Generation -- "Angel One". Riker gets his Kirk on! All this PLUS IDW's "Khan: Ruling In Hell" and The "Blood Will Tell" Mini-Series -- and a visit from Konom the pussified Klingon!! DON'T MISS IT!! CLICK HERE TO SEE "The Changeling"Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the

This month, The Freaks celebrate the Return of Scott as mix-master of Star Trek Monthly Monday!! Also this month, you get TWO Mugatos, space-poop Mugato-bite cure, space Viagra, Chapel punching Spock, Kirk kicking Jawas, Hells Angels in spaaaaace, double Data duty, flaming Doctor Crusher, hot Crystalline Entity on Enterprise action, fish tank space suits, Sulu sword references, and so much more! CLICK HERE TO SEE "A Private Little War"Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month the Freaks tackle one of the most baffling episodes of the original series - The Alternative Factor! Therin we meet Lazarus, the time-traveler with the fiber-optic goatee who holds the fates of two universes in his hands! Then it's on to DC Comic's Star Trek where the crew return to our universe to discover that they may need the help of a nosy Andorian reporter to keep Kirk and company out of the clink! Finally, in Star Trek : The Next Generation, we see the first Holodeck Gone Haywire episode - The Big Goodbye. Keep your eyeballs peeled for some classic character actors in this one! CLICK HERE TO SEE "The Alternative Factor"Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

GET READY! Through the magic of technology, Two True Freaks Present: SCOTT IN A CAN! Yes, he may be on hiatus, but Chris dutifully squirreled away some episodes so you listeners won't have to endure GARDNER D.T.'S! This episode features the format you love with the original Freaks you have come to tolerate! First off, the original Trek offers up "The Way To Eden", the only episode that Chris has never seen. Can he endure the soul-crushing space-hippie jam sessions led by space- Quentin Tarantino? Then the Freaks bid a reluctant farewell to the Mirror Universe in DC Comics' Star Trek #15. What could be next? Then, in Star Trek : The Next Generation - Can Deanna get out of her arranged marriage to a girly-man before we have to see her mother naked? ALL THESE QUESTIONS ANSWERED AND SO MUCH MORE! CLICK HERE TO SEE "The Way To Eden"Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League

The internet's BEST Star Trek Podcast Returns for yet another exciting installment!! But... what's going on here?! By some weird coincidence, BOTH episodes of Star Trek this episode feature the Enterprise crew fighting greasy-faced enemies for some powerful alien's mysterious purposes! First in the original series episode "The Day Of The Dove" and then in the Next Generation episode "Hide And Q"! What is it about omnipotent aliens that makes them such a royal pain in the ass? The Freaks bring in Trek experts Jon M. Wilson (of the Amazing Spider-Man Classics Podcast), Juan Schwartz of the Andorian Cosplayers Society (San Francisco chapter), and Michael Bailey (of the Views From The Longbox Podcast) to ponder this question. Finally, things are coming to a serious head in the Mirror Universe story arc in DC Comics' Star Trek issue 14, where it seems once again to be Kirk Vs. EVERYONE! Guess who wins? NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate

Welcome back to "Two True Freaks!" Star Trek Monthly Mondays -- The BEST Star Trek Podcast on the Internet!! This month, The Freaks start off the show with a discussion of the most recent new comic book release by John Byrne and IDW. Chris has watched some more of James Cawley in "Phase II" and the "Of Gods and Men" movie. And Scott offers up a book review of the novelization of the 2009 J.J. Abrams film, so the talk turns to a re-examining of his and Chris' feelings towards "New Trek". Then, it's on to the CLASSIC TOS Era Trek and the awesome episode -- Who Mourns For Adonais? -- in which a lonely Greek God wants to reach out and touch someone so badly, he uses his big, green, glowy hand to snag the Enterprise!! It's Kirk and Crew versus Apollo!! Up next, in their continuing look at the first volume of DC Comics' Star Trek comic book series, Chris and Scott take a peek at issue #13. Kirk and Crew are in the Mirror Universe and all is not as it seems! Can they survive in this evil, twisted, fun-house

Welcome back to Two True Freaks! Star Trek Monthly Mondays -- The BEST Star Trek Podcast!! In this SEXTACULAR episode, The Freaks start off with a HOT SLAB OF STEAMIN' ORIGINAL SERIES called "Bread And Circuses" in which Kirk and crew find out the meaning of the phrase "WHEN IN ROME"! Next, the continuing DC Comics Mirror Universe Saga gets even more volatile and violent as the good Kirk GETS HIS, but doesn't "GET ANY"! Last, but never least, we warp into the 24th Century and visit a SENSUAL world filled with aerobics instructors in the Next Generation Episode "JUSTICE"! Yeah, they're all tan and fit and they just LOOOOOVE those federation uniforms! The entire crew prepares for an UNINHIBITED, NOOKIE-FILLED SHORE LEAVE when Wesley Crusher.... y'know, I really don't want to talk about it... NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be

In this Special Bonus Supplemental Episode of "Two True Freaks!", Scott Gardner is joined by fellow podcaster extraordinaire Chris Johnson to discuss the merits of the vastly underrated Star Trek spin-off series -- "ENTERPRISE"!! The fellas discuss the cast -- who they liked, who they loved, and who they didn't dig so much. All four seasons are discussed -- the great episodes, the not-so-great episodes, the exciting plotlines, the thrilling cliffhangers, and the incredible arc that was Season Three! And lastly, the "Legacy of Enterprise". What might've happened had the show continued? What would we have wanted to see? What would we have dreaded seeing? And how did we feel about the end of the series and the WAY that the series was ended? All that and MORE in this heart-felt tribute to a show we feel was cruelly cancelled far too soon... Enjoy!! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 58

With this episode of "Two True Freaks!", Star Trek Monthly Monday turns 18 and is now legal. To celebrate, your hosts Chris Honeywell and Scott H. Gardner bring oodles and oodles of Trek Talk to keep you entertained! Awesome and exciting stories are shared, feedback is read, "thank yous" are bestowed, and the FIRST EVER Two True Freaks Contest is announced!! Then it is on to the CLASSIC Television Episode "Operation: Annihilate" in which Captain Kirk races to save Spock, his nephew, and a million colonists from the horrible invasion of the Pizza Creatures!! This is one of the greats, folks. Buckle up!! Next, the continuing Mirror Universe Saga thrills come fast and furious in DC Comics' Star Trek #11 as, after 15 years, Kirk finally faces Mirror Kirk!! Last, but never least, we warp into the 24th Century and examine the odd, but interesting Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode "Lonely Among Us" which ALSO features the crew of the Enterprise menaced by possessed colleagues!! Just how clueless can ou

In this thrill-packed episode of "Two True Freaks!", your hosts Chris Honeywell and Scott H. Gardner discuss a TON O' TREK!! First up is the CLASSIC Television Episode "Mirror, Mirror" in which Captain Kirk, Lt. Uhura, Dr. McCoy, and Mr. Scott wind up in a straaaaange parallel universe in which everybody is eeeeeee-vil... and Mr. Spock sports a goatee. Next, you will piss yourself with excitement as we recap DC Comics' Star Trek #10 featuring the RETURN OF THE MIRROR MENACE!! Last, but never least, we jump ahead to the 24th Century and the Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode "Where No One Has Gone Before" in which the crew of the Enterprise is catapulted about a bazillion light-years from home!! Can Wesley's new "special friend" help them get back safely or does he really just want to touch the boy inappropriately? Listen to find out!! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LU

What a coincidence! This month, both episodes of the Star Trek tv show feature alien races making the Enterprise crew jump through hoops to prove that humans are a virtuous race. First, the Melkotians send the original crew to the O.K. Corall in "Spectre Of The Gun". Then, Picard and crew meet the Ferengi and are tested by remnants of a lost civilization in "The Last Outpost". Also, DC Comics' Star Trek has a little surprise up it's sleeve! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

The Freaks are joined by NOTED STAR TREK AUTHOR Mike Poteet as they break down Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan - perhaps the most popular Star Trek movie -- and Star Trek III: The Search For Spock - one of the most underrated Star Trek movies, as well as the only Star Trek movie both Freaks were lucky enough to have seen at an actual Drive-In! SPECIAL BONUS -- A Two True Freaks DRINKING GAME: Take a shot every time someone says "KHAN"! Fun for the whole famn damily!! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two Tr

Where to start?! This month, The Freaks go all chronological and start with the classic original series episode "Catspaw", written by Robert Bloch - In this thrilling episode, Kirk meets a pussy he DOESN'T like! Then, it's on to DC's Star Trek #8, in which Saavik gets the seven year itch and turns into a ......very sweaty Vulcan! Finally, It's "Code of Honor", a Next Generation episode in which the crew of the Enterprise visit Jamaica and meet the Seven-Up Guy! GOT ALL THAT? NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to

The Star Trek is piling up! This month, The Freaks relive the first appearance of Harry Mudd in the Classic Original Series lady-laden episode -- "Mudd's Women"! Then they head under the sea to learn if Orca Stayfree LIKES PIKE! DC Comics' Star Trek #8 provides an origin story for the half-Romulan Lt. Saavik in a story that leads up to the events of Star Trek III: The Search For Spock. And finally The Freaks welcome aboard Adriana Ferguson of the SUPER FUTURE FRIENDS PODCAST for the debut of their new Star Trek : The Next Generation episode review feature! This month, it's "The Naked Now" in which Geordi infects the crew with a bug that makes everyone wig out! Wesley gets obnoxious, Picard gets annoyed, and Tasha Yar and Data get busy!! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is