Star Trek Monthly Monday

Hello everyone, and welcome to a special Assistant Editors Month version of Star Trek Monthly Monday. The Freaks are on Holiday on Riza ogling some Orion slave girls, so Producer Paul Spataro, Andrew Leyland, and Shawn Engel are here to cover in their stead. And what do they bring to the show, but an episode of Star Trek Enterprise (or just Enterprise as it was called when it originally aired), “Regeneration”! The Borg are back, for the first time, unless you consider when the TNG crew encountered them, but it’s all timey-wimey stuff that can be overlooked. Plus there’s a real John Carpenter’s The Thing vibe from the beginning of the show as some Federation scientists in an Arctic outpost make some REALLY stupid choices. Plus, we discuss how much we love the theme song (which is not really at all). So make sure you keep your dosage of omichron radiation at the ready in case of sudden assimilation outbreaks. We hope you enjoy!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotru

This month, Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell offer a DOUBLE HELPING of Star Trek:The Next Generation! This time up it's THE DEFECTOR and THE HUNTED! But THERE'S SO MUCH MORE! Luke Jaconetti from EARTH DESTRUCTION DIRECTIVE beams a subspace book review from the GAMMA QUADRANT and MAIL IS READ! Also - Chris reads the goddam synopsis for once!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

ABE LINCOLN AND GHENGIS KHAN - TOGETHER AGAIN ON TWO TRUE FREAKS!!!!!! That's right - this month Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell watch the episode with SPACE LINCOLN - THE SAVAGE CURTAIN! SEE the AMAZING Klingon Rich Little! Marvel as Kirk gushes like a LITTLE GIRL when he meets his hero! It's a FULL-OUT HISTORICAL FISTFIGHT - with a few POINTY STICKS thrown in!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell present a great third season episode - FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW AND I HAVE TOUCHED THE SKY! The good news - for ONCE the hot alien babe wants to build the beast with two backs with Dr. McCoy - The bad news - he has a fatal disease! Did he died? FIND OUT! The Freaks trot out Dr. Bill Robinson to sing you a little song and you never may be the same! Also - Konom the Pussified Klingon makes his ASS-KICKING RETURN - and by that I mean he runs away crying in a Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm dress and has a nice tea party. Check out DC Comics' Star Trek #43! Also, mail is answered, corrections are made, Chris gets a comic book and the requisit Nu-Trek griping that you have come to know and love!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at ht

This month, Scott Gardner's computer died like Vaal from a Kirk-induced logical error, so Chris Honeywell has brought in the BIG GUNS - Chris Tyler - THE HAIR METAL HERO to fill his sweaty, stinky shoes!! Cower at his mighty STAR TREK ORIGIN STORY! Quiver at the NEW John Byrne Trek fotonovel! SOIL YOURSELF IN SUPPLICATION at the coverage of THE APPLE - a second season spectacular! Who gets to co-host Star Trek Monthly Monday? Only the LUCKY ONES, my friend, ONLY THE LUCKY ONES! It's a hilarious and hijink-laden episode!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month Chris Honeywell is faced with a dilemma when Scott Gardner's computer blows up - he recruits DINNER FOR GEEKS' Scott Ryfun to join in the festivities. This month they sample two so-so offerings - The Vengeance Factor and a mediocre comic! How does it make for such a long podcast? TANGENTS, my friend, TANGENTS. Here's what gets linked to Star Trek - Judas Priest, Liberace, Sylvester Stallone, horrible family trauma and The Lego Movie and SO MUCH MORE! For GOD'S SAKE - STRAP YOURSELF IN!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Join Chris Honeywell and Scott Gardner for another SOUL MELTING edition of Star Trek: The Next Generation DELICIOUSNESS! This month, what should be a STEAMY and SEXY episode turns all STALKY and CREEPY when Troi is RELENTLESSLY STALKED by a CLEAR-EYED MANIAC, only to take time out for an 80's style aerobicize session with the ships CAMEL TOE SPORTIN' doctor! The good news? NO WESELEY! Sit back, relax and scratch your head - it's "THE PRICE"!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell serve up a JUMBO-SIZED helping of OLD SCHOOL STAR TREK! This month The Freaks answer some e-mails, reminisce about model kits past and go over some SCHWAG! THEN- The Freaks butt heads with their GREATEST FOE - SPACE HITLER! It's PATTERNS OF FORCE, where a "routine observation mission" once again inevitably leads to the foundation of an EXACT REPLICA OF NAZI GERMANY! THEN - if that wasn't enough - Scotty goes apeshit crazy and has dangerous delusions which endanger the whole ship in DC Comics' Star Trek comics! It's a quandry - which is sillier - SPACE NAZIS or SPACE GREMLINS? TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell find that the Romulans are back and BOWL-HAIRCUTTIER (Webster's Dictionary take note) THAN EVER! We find out that Klingons have NO PROBLEM taking blood, but are SUPER-STINGEY with their own blood! What's up with that? Chris hates on Reading Rainbow, Geordie misses a chance for a pen pal, McRib finally becomes a Hero, an ad in the comic spurs a conversation about BATMAN - THE VIDEOTAPE and winds it up with a BLOCKBUSTER HORROR STORY! ALL THIS AND MORE in this month's Star Trek Monthly Monday! And - introducing - THE CRAW!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month's STAR TREK MONTHLY MONDAY finds the classic crew facing a GIANT SPACE AMOEBA or a GIANT SPACE VIRUS - depending on which version you've seen. Join Scott Gardner for THE IMMUNITY SYNDROME! Also, The Freaks anticipate John Byrne's Star Trek fumetti, Sock has an Obi Wan moment and the Enterprise plunges INTO DARKNESS - but in a good way this time!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Can a man love a SPACE ENERGY BEING - and if so - CAN DR. BILL ROBINSON SING ABOUT IT IN DULCET TONES? What is THE CANNIBAL RUN? What is BITCHITIS and how can you avoid catching it? WHO demanded that SPACE-RACIST and GENERAL INSUBORDINATE Lieutenant Bearclaw be brought back in the DC Comics Star Trek series? WHY are the Freaks talking about Hammer Horror movies? WHY AM I ASKING YOU? I ALREADY KNOW! WHY AM I YELLING?Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they look at the next episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation - BOOBY TRAP. Will the Freaks take the HIGH ROAD on the title of this one? What do you think! This time we find out that even an important member of Starfleet can still get SPACE FRIEND-ZONED! Seriously - he can only get a CHASTE KISS from the HOLODECK! LOSER!! Once again, Star Trek COMPLETELY SIDESTEPS a PORNOGRAPHIC SCENARIO in favor of SPACE FRUSTRATION! WHERE IS KIRK WHEN YOU NEED HIM?Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, Scott Gardner is out with a bad case of Mudd's Colitis, so Chris Honeywell has recruited Scott 2.0 (McGregor) to fill in for an emotion packed episode of the original Star Trek. This time it's "THIS SIDE OF PARADISE", one of the most SPORE-SPEWIN', JUMPSUIT WEARIN', LEAD PIPE WIELDIN', SPOCK GRINNIN' episodes EVER! See Kirk rob Spock of the ONE MOMENT OF HAPPINESS IN HIS LONG, GOD FORSAKEN LIFE with a few hilarious cruel words! Learn how it's awesome to suffer and die even though you have the option to live happily forever! It's the HUMAN SPIRIT! The Star Trek computer acts up and we get Scott's Star Trek origin story! THEN - Dr. Bill Robinson shows up to prove to you that even a RED SHIRT can sing THE BLUES! Also - A BIG shout out to GERARD DELATOUR II, who drew the awesome image for this month's show!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book P

While Scott Gardner languishes in sick bay, Chris Honeywell and Dr. Bill Robinson take one for the team with a very Troi-centric episode. It's a very after school specially, touchy-feely, picky scabby episode involving YET another of the apparently limitless number of reality controlling energy based life forms in the immediate galaxy. Also, Worf marries a young orphan boy and Picard gets to open old wounds in Weseley's psyche! Watch all the stages of grief condensed into 40 minutes! Bonus; Find out who Dr. Bill's MAN CRUSH is!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell present a special JUMBO SIZED Star Trek Monthly Monday. This month's episode is a real CROWD-PLEASER, but maybe not necessarily a SCOTT-PLEASER - THE TROUBLE WITH TRIBBLES! Instead of the usual comics and episode of The Next Generation, the Freaks have decided to SWITCH THINGS UP and throw in a BONUS Tribble-related Trek episode! It's the episode of Deep Space Nine where they give the original "Tribbles" the Forrest Gump Treatment - TRIALS AND TRIBBLE-ATIONS!! Bonus: Scott explains why he DOESN'T hate Star Trek and why Sisko is the worst captain EVER. DOUBLE BONUS: Dr. Bill Robinson ties it all in a bow with his angelic rendition of an OLD FEDERATION SPACE SPIRITUAL!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/g

Join hosts Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell for another FISTS and PHASER-FILLED episode of the original STAR TREK! This time around it's the CONFUSINGLY PATRIOTIC episode - THE OMEGA GLORY! This is the one where Simon Van Gelder gets loose on a planet that's half MONGUL HORDE and half PLANET OF THE APES and has his merry way with the Prime Directive, all because he wants to live forever and not turn into a pile of kosher salt. Sound confusing? Then your brain will melt RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HEAD trying to wrap itself around the last 10 minutes of this one!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

<h2>Who watches "Who Watches The Watchers?"? Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell, that's who! Join these two intrepid Freaks as they watch some primitive screw head Proto-Vulcans make a mess of religion in about 24 hours. Picard has to do some serious damage control when the Prime Directive gets all screwed up YET AGAIN! Also, in the DC Comics Star Trek TNG comics, some friendly aliens pick up some members of the Enterprise D's crew for a little trip to the zoo and then VIVISECTION. Plus - MORE McRIBB!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell for one of the most concise Star Trek Monthly Mondays yet! But just because it's short, doesn't mean that it isn't packed full of FREAKY GOODNESS! This month's episode is "The Survivors", an excellent season 3 episode. Is it funny if a race of 50 BILLION beings gets wiped out if they have a funny name? Is it funny to enjoy Troi's MENTAL TORTURE at the hands of a music box? Apparently so! Does Picard GROW A PAIR? You'll hear ALL THIS and if you stick around until the bitter end, you just may learn something! By "learning something" we mean listening to THE ULTIMATE REDNECK SCHWARZENNEGGER THROWDOWN! IT'S NOT A TUMOR!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True

Join the Freaks as they watch the CLASSIC TREK episode - "The Mark Of Gideon"! This one REALLY stretches the limits of CREDIBILITY and LOGIC, but somehow Scottand Chris survive. But then - GODDAM HARRY MUDD! WILL THEIR BRAINS RECOVER? WILL YOURS? There's only ONE WAY to find out!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Join Scott and Chris for this month's Star Trek : The Next Generation's offering of ENSIGNS OF COMMAND, in which Picard plays Vogon with a douchey species while Data makes time with Pam Dawber. Then - FINALLY, TNG comics are BACK! This time we find out if Picard is really going to fight the 8 foot Tony The Tiger creature to prove his innocence!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!