Bazinga Boys

Every day we get letters asking “What would it be like if Sheldon was Australian and instead of a genius he was a derro bogan?” This week we answer the question as we introduce Aussie Sheldon: A snorting asshole. Pete dogs another punishment we have a board meeting discussing some exciting news and the metrics of the Bazinga Boys podcast - spoiler alert - It’s a net profit!

As he sat drunk in a laundromat watching Big Bang Theory on his phone, New York comedienne Asterios Kokkinos didn’t think his life could get any lower…. Then he became a guest on the “Bazinga Boys”™ Podcast. After promising to commit electoral fraud that he couldn’t possibly perform (aka lying) Vorn gets a guest way too big for the podcast. So big in fact rather doing a plug at the end he instead roasts how pathetic we are for three and a half minutes. We also play Bazingamily Feud. We’re sorry Asterios! RIP Bedo.

The Bazinga Boys have a very special guest from the distant future to talk all things Bazinga. It’s Colin from Full Metal Bazinga! Vorn ingratiates himself with Colin by complimenting his testicles. We talk about the degradation of the human face and flesh, Rob plays a voicemail he gets from Vorn. Are you in the US Military? Because if you like bombing, you’ll love our new segment “Pete’s Penalty Shootout” where Pete “The studio audience of Bazinga Boys” is host to a bunch of guys making poo poo and pee pee jokes. Stay tuned at the end to find out what Rob thought of doing but totally didn’t do.

WARNING: If you are prone to getting spooked this is NOT the episode for you! It’s our spookiest episode yet with a spook rating of 5! The BOOzinga Boys uncover a spooky Saudi flag! Pete gets put on the torture rack and punished :O and finally YOU get to be the spooked star of the story as we have created our very own “Choose your own spookventure!” Watch Pete and Rob get spooked silly in “The Curse of the Werefurry” then try it yourself at bazingaboys.com the number 1 website for spookventures in the world!

It’s the best debate in the universe! The only show where we argue three sides of an issue! It’s a bloodbath of words as we debate the hottest topic on everyone's lips - “Who is the best character in The Big Bang Theory?” Like bread baked today? If not, you’re luck because we go over some fan mail where we get called “stale.” we may have accidentally made a death threat to another podcast and we end on the biggest cliffhanger since Who Shot Mr. Burns. So what are you waiting for? Get your Bazinga Boys dental dam prepped and dive right in!

If you have small children of 10 years and under gather them around! It’s our first ever G Rated episode and if it’s even possible we make it TOO kid friendly! Inspired by our under age special guest Connor of “Gliding Biscuits” Youtube fame we keep it 100% safe for children’s delicate ears. Connor brings a new segment where everyone loses. We have a brand new musical character that is available to entertain at your children’s birthdays parties. We play spot the difference and show of one of Gliding Biscuit’s family friendly songs. Did I mention to make sure children listen to this episode? Do it and let us know how you go!

Don’t get stuck in a B-hole! It’s a rollercoaster to hell on our 20th episode - in which we’re going full 420. Imagine being stuck in a drug induced K-hole, but it being Bazinga themed... In the business we call that a B-hole and who’da thunk mixing mind altering substances and Big Bang Theory would have NEGATIVE consequences? Rob delivers his best bit ever, Vorn gets called a coward and Volcom haunts Pete for the rest of his short short life.

Ever done something to make some wonder why God has abandoned the human race? Well Bazinga Boys join Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady in destroying people’s faith. Pete puts his heart and soul into a performance and disappoints his Father. Rob gets cucked by his girlfriend giving him no excuse to not go to a live filming of Big Bang Theory. We have a competition for everyone with official bazinga boys merch on the line. And finally we make an attempt at a collaboration that will be the biggest collab since Freddie Mercury and David Bowie did blow for 24 hours and created a track with the sole purpose of setting Vanilla Ice up for life. Episode sponsored by Dettol’s new hand soap formula made in collaboration with Vorn! Now with 50% more Vorn!

Put on that smile and take those happy pills as we’re here to get positive for Season 2! After kinda maybe getting really depressed and negative by the end of the first season we decide to get back on the posi-train to happy-town and give Big Bang Theory a fresh start. Vorn gets a new hat. Rob and Pete receive presents to help with mazzing (one of the happiest things to do) and Pete blows our mind with some fun facts! Let us know if you like our ideas for our new line of merchandise and remember this positive quote: “Happiness comes in waves” (and so do I)

It’s the Season Finale and boy do we go out with a bang. Performing the death-defying stunt that is this podcast in front of a live audience of 5. Pete uses this opportunity to try and springboard a career as a hardcore frontman. Vorn tries to make friends with another podcast. Rob catfishes Nazis on Tinder and the show ends in a backfire so large, people in the neighbourhood thought there was gang violence going on and promptly sold their house. I know right? In THIS market?! A solid 8.7 podcast.

What the frick! Big bang theory has been announced there will be no more seasons! So we talk about it's death and how to celebrate the occasion. Vorn makes a masturbating telemarketers dream cum true by actually getting Mia Khalifa into an episode. Rob joins The Smith Street Band and records a bunch of songs. Pete... well Pete kinda just showed up. And actually a buttload more about this TV shoe.

This episode we discover why Rob is the least favourite Bazinga Boy as he opens the show abusing our guest! That's right we roped in Martin E Wills, Sci-Fi artist and "guy who is rapidly regretting agreeing to this" to endure and episode then endure us, in the end Martin decides to focus all his energy on a sammich. We get a great new sponsor on the program, Pete is the only one of the Bazingo Boyos who has the ability to keep away from incest and Vorn shows how much he knows about time travel and space.

With Toy's 'R' Us closing down it leaves only KoRn and VoRn as the only brands left using a kewl backwards R for their logo/marketing and with the gap in the toy market the Bazinga Boys are moving in hard. Pete is up in arms about Star Wars toys showing probably the most emotion he has shown in the series so far. ALSO! Are you into Amiibos or any type of figurine collecting? Well we have some hot tips on how to get the most out of your toys by playing with them in cool new ways! A Solar Panel telemarketer gives us the secret as to how to make this series good. Lastly Rob finally admits that this show is secretly a front to implant neo-Nazi principles into to the youth of today, Alex Jones watch out, we're the new conspiracy podcast on the block. Now buy our protein powder.

Are we out of content already and running repeats? Almost! But not yet! If you currently have head lice this is the episode for you because it's got so much nitpicking if you're not cured by the end of the episode we give you your money back! Rob makes probably the worst joke of yet in our whole series. Pete dies twice and Vorn mispronounces "seizure inducing" as "Caesar inducing" if that doesn't tempt you there's a bunch about heroin. So come shoot up with us! The Bazinga Boys!

I have set all the SEO tags for this episode for shelving so I get as many hits from little old ladies wondering about spice racks and burly dudes who are into DIY listening to 20 hardcore minutes about the art of inserting things where they do not belong. We discuss possible catch phrases the show could have come up with, ugly 5 year olds, chicken nuggets and Rob ends the episode with a really weird whimper.

The Bazinga Boys get together for the first time since episode one to drunkenly fumble through the worst recorded episode yet! But for what's lacking in audio quality is made up for in kissing each other through toilet paper in front of a live audience of 2 people. It's all as pathetic as it sounds but no where near as pathetic as The Big Bang Theory itself, and at least we they still have their dignity right..... right?

Pete makes a journey to Sydney to visit Vorn and go on some adventures and instead Vorn just embarrasses Pete in front of his friends and then gropes him in his sleep. We also touch on the important topics of safe sex, misogyny and of course the recent nazi reboot. Oh oh oh and we talk a bit about big bang theory, because you know... it's the point of the show.

Vid vid vid vid video gaaaames. This week Vorn explores the gaming world of Big Bang to find it as underwhelming as the show. While Rob and Pete play their own game of "can we cause a boner?" Also we help out some fans with some Bazinga-related relationship issues. It's big bag of bonerific fun in episode 9 of THE BAZINGO BOYOS

Rejoice! It's a yahtzee free episode! This week Pete regales us of tails about license plates, Rob doesn't know the phrase gangbusters and Vorn talks about how he woo'd a lady into watching big bang with him. This episode is really as fun as it sounds! Oh also all the bazingo boys are messed up this week in one way or another. What a treat.

We enter the s3x zone in episode 7, what's in there? Well pretty much just Rob getting bullied. Dawn has more adventures - this time on gumtree, Pete is outed as nihilist scum and Vorn is now using tinder to try and get someone to do his washing. Oh and we also find out there's Big Bang Theory erotic fan fiction. So get your lotion and tissues ready and take a step inside the stinky cave that is the s3x zone.