Accuracy Third

Mega Mega Man is the Ringmaster. Callio-dome. '93 wierdo. Mutaytor. Cirque Berserk. Red Nose District. DDI. Placed art. Pedal bump. The Glory. Post No Mahers. Art Lazarro. Snow cones under the Collapse-A-Dome. Burn Hell Co. Shooting weddings. Sassy Galaxy & the Bouncing Infinity Basket. Big Rig Jig, Water Boy, and Dicky in the Box. The Jiffy Pop Girl. Mega Idiot Factor.  Nuclearpicnic.com MUSIC: "Death's Cabaret" By: Cirque Berzerk https://nuclearpicnic.com/the-arts/original-music.html JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Eucalyptus' Dutch family. Going to fucking weddings. This fucking Rick dude from San Francisco and these awesome fucking ruins. Those fucks, the Heebie Jeebies. Fucking shower topping. Stuffies on a fucking Stick. Fucking Rampart Rave Camp. Exit plan sideways, fuck. Rangers questioning fucking Rangers. Fucking hygiene. Failure to fucking Thrive. Watch the fucking girls. These fucking regionals. The fucking Arts: T&A, The Fear Beast, Light House, Folly, FLG, 27 Stones 27, Shish-car-bob spike. Flogging fucking radio. Dragonfly Flowerpot Mobile for fuck's sake. Fucking Peers & Rangers, all right? Full body fucking heebies LETS GO!  -->Look up "Jersey Pie spiral" on the internet. Do it now. Harass your local pizzeria to make you one.

Marshmallow & Iandustrial. Hot, White Creme de Menthe @ OverFUCKINGrated. Concierge. Don't drink the water. What we DON'T say. What we doodoo. On our way. Why is it so hurting? Cherry hard candy portos. Urinal obelisk. G String. Da Stoop! Toaster pastry. Fine feet. Puzzle Quests! The Gas Station. The problem with Tom Robbins. Reverse Bar Crawl. Mouse Trap Jenga. Sausage Girl will return. Beans Camp Now. Consent. Spiders, man. Zang!  Music: "Deep Playa Wonderings - Incantation Breath" by Escher Beat JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Space Burrito is on Hummingbird Hill. Going the Distance. Getting a butt massage. Burning Leaves. Just a sip, Ranger. Near Watertown. Camp Sexy (or die.) Ponder's tingers. Dockle decker. 21 poof salute. Camp Dumpster Fire. A mature vibe. Doing all the partying @ Whiskey & Whores. Stick your head in our box. Shout-out Ginger Camp. Zip-tied to a shopping cart. Cosmic Lounge happened. None of the orgies, but all of the slip & slides. The decompression crash. Cosmic naked burned.  Thank you to the voices we hear in this episode: Space Burrito (ovbs,) Miles, Rose, Podkiller, Jamilah, Martyn, Onyash, Crackerjack the Baroness, Yash, Top Shelf MUSIC: "Life is Excellent" by: Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqmRdp11DlI https://bobbyjoeebola.com/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

The Seven Sisters / Pleiades project is on hold due to family emergency. If you have any money to kick their way, details are here in their gofundme: https://www.gofundme.com/f/gsghr-support-jias-fight-against-neuroblastoma/cl/s?lang=en_US&ts=1746555343&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_content=amp13_c&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link&attribution_id=sl%3A35dc801c-6feb-444b-a70b-d755ec204a53 Once Upon a Teatime with Caleb. Renegade! Janky Barge. No Villages, just Hubs. Jazzy Cat Butts he thinks. Shitting gifts. Mansonian Institute. Nine virgins.  spoons: lots of them. 8/7. Perception. Wood w/ One Screw. Seven sisters. Old weird. Certain sides of it. Beth has a lot of friends. Classic UnScrewz hedonism. You don't have to see the Critical art. Soak-n-go.  Music: "Sacred Cancer" by Me Rex https://www.merex.co.uk/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Compost Queen is BRCU LNT. Moar Gate moar often. Introducing Tarzan. Calling Fuckfrankie. Great achievemenxpectationsat the Slut Olympics. Oh no a bag. Everyone's appreciation station. Live, Laugh, Loot. Balloon hexagoon. Conference table. Cum shoot. Uhaul Express. This special moment. Reno truck shit. Carnies do it for real.  https://www.avclub.com/malcolm-in-the-middle-reboot-bryan-cranston MUSIC: "Hand Stuff" by Late Bus JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Stories of Playa Restoration 2024 after killing time till Resto with Shortbus, Texas Tater, Sausage Girl, Happy Max, and Steamboat (feat. Xeno & Daddy Issues.) The cream of the dregs. This is fun. RPD. Sliding through it. There's Commissary. Tent stake. Old man burner, you. How Resto works. This one is where you know where to look. Freebirdin' boss stuff. Fuck all these Cybermusks. Getting shot-at parties. Can you look at this? Orgy Dome Restoration. Service sub for nature. College Ren Fairing Man. Intergenerational BBQ cult. Slow & stupid jokes. Miner's Club & Joe's. MOIST @ Soak. Shirtfan Max. Memorializing Andrej. Donate to The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Nevada: https://gofund.me/a39fc65d Xeno Youtube Evils: http://Youtube.com/@SomeSimpleSecurity http://youtube.com/@XenoDangerEvil MUSIC: "Life is Excellent" by: Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqmRdp11DlI https://bobbyjoeebola.com/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @ac

Stories about Gate & PEERs with LATE BUS & Handstuff! Nakey Jay on the Discord. Wherein we realize Bri-Bri's name is Hand stuff. Overplanning wrong. Very loosely the Canadiens. Raw welcome. We do it for the ort. Taking thew lead. BBs everywhere is the Mind Killer. What's PEERs? Volunteer exam. Pillow on a stick.  ZoomZoomConnect.com/letters&numbers4days. Frog nuts Camp. Nakey Jay's understudy. Metal Detected & a lot of farts. Warm BH RR. Gaped after Exodus. Barefoot stuff. Bread & Puppets.  Music: "Wackadoo" by Handstuff JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Good afternoon from Cold Day in London who has plenty of playa names. Ultra drinking & running. Motorboat Monday @ the Hash House Harriers. Katy Perry Killed it. Camp Settle This Like Men. Do It Yourself Abortion Camp. Sheep lungs @ 10AM. Drinking hard. 50k pushers. Photos for both of them. Foamy homies. Hoverlandia. Society for Temporal. There is no refusing The Aquarium. The Odyssey. The failed proposal story. Bilingual apple juice. Music: "Summer Brevis" by Me Rex https://www.merex.co.uk/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Burning Man Carole, Esq. Documentary discovery. The horrible Hell Co. year. Doing Cacophony things. WoW Burning Man guild pressure. The Sultry Attorney. Thank you, Ranger. Incorporating documentations. Insurance litigation. Husbanding man '96. Freebirding. Paul Addis burnt The Man down! Bringing your weapon up. Mimosa cart ageism. Jerk Cathedral. The nicest pervert you would ever meet at Burning Man '96. Piano Bell.   MUSIC: "Move your Body" by Midtown Social https://soundcloud.com/midtownsocial JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

In this Burn Barrel episode, Xeno brings us Peypey, Daughter of a Preacher Dame. DPW & radio names. Glizzy buddies & Paper Sack. Everything every where with us. American Movie. Boondock Saints. Mother God/7M. Coming with Rumor. Traveling incest carnies fair. The Doll House. The kerfluffle. Fluff Lore. Airport encounters. Reverse shopping. Those fucking shrimps. That Fallout TV Show. & the games & Dwarf Fortress & Disco Elysium & The Sims. Sitting on a filthy couch somewhere. Shade runs deep. DPW Greeters. Don't trust Hbomberguy about Fallout 3. Boomers eff off? Furries on Main. Žižeking. Xeno has grown. Ravesto. Xeno Is My Pal merch: Yes? JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

2001 through the Minister of Propaganda & beyond. Will Chase & his hot, hot takes. Embargoed OSS. The Art Council. Artery. That floofy go down. Material Culture Archive. Banana for Honoraria scale. Social media in moderation. XRT. STEPping out of the shit. Dicky in the box. The link is in the show notes. Free Mayo. Clearly labeled. Murder Johnny BORG as well. Outstripped the abundance. Jackrabbit inbox. The laddering. The Wedge was wedge.  MUSIC: "Nothing's Off The Table" by: Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Li8ifyQRnk https://bobbyjoeebola.com/ Willchase.com Burning Man timeline link:  https://burningman.org/timeline/ The Dicky Box - Documentary Rough Cut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A435JjyAZok JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Partner Dance Vernacular Ad Hoc Dance Camp as a category with Cap'n Grace. Average 6 versus elite 8. This interview is transformative. For the scene. Poolrooms for months. Douchebag and break things. Screwed a lot. This Kinect Dancevice. The Eugeneiuses. Don't send a child to do a crash job. EXCEPT FOR KIDSVILLE. 6 years of engagement. Wes of space. & then came Sam. Types of fun. Extraordinary validation. PDA from TUIB. MUSIC: "They Can't All Have Clever Names" by Late Bus JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Stinger hardly know her. Queen sounds too pretentious. The swells. Don't bother. Flags & beer. Team Wear-Black-in-the-Sun. Consenting to Capture the Flag. Topless Tuesday. Taking a vow of drunk. Paraphrasing DEVO. Just jump on it. The 2015 Trebuchet and the untrustworthiness of The Simpsons to Burning Man Burning Man Burning Manly enough. Sustainable jackassery. Temple of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. MUSIC: "My Dad Makes Techno" by Late Bus PHOTO CREDIT: Andrew of Awesome Photography JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Laugh with us and Snafu, nee Ranger Finger Wolf. Burning Man, bro. The BBC. BRING YOUR MEAT TO BMIR. A holiday fuck-someone-else. Sponge eater. The tree of not for you. Porn stories.  Opening Soon. Grover &. SHRED.  Get away from me, SWAG. Working Man Woes. Oh, Rangering. Afrika burn exchange. That new gag smell. A mandala for one week. MUSIC: "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Bloop" by Late Bus JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Leaving Lost Balance. They give you a hat, don't they? Shapes. Naga the Captain. The speed of the pain of the white light. Lotus McBotus vibes. Lights in sticks. Skygazing susurrusly. Blind Temple burn. Together4NEVA. Not fine, nothing is fine. Fail wheel. Cone! Fartin' Fire Piece. Helios? Poking of stuff. The guy in the shed. Solid Ramp. Jackelope razor blade. Peckening. For your wine blog. A little neighborhood I loved. Beth makes ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. Rex Rangers Esplanade. D.J. Slurm, Plumers 2024, & Crocs boots for fuck's sake. Happiness is a Covid in June. Going to hell (station). Old bike bye-bye. Apprciating listeners appreciating Accuracy Third. Never giving thanks again. Commisery. Incelcaminos. "Sunscreen" dispensing. https://burningman.org/event/2024-art-installations/ https://www.facebook.com/reel/444493248620917 MUSIC: "Shout at a DJ" by Late Bus JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

LISTENER APPRECIATION PARTY! 2:00 PM @ Lamplighters Bar on Weds of Event Week. Season ender talky-talky episode for your packing day or drive to Burning Man.  The coffee burns! But there are other things worth drinking in the world. Like canned cocktails! The Ranch. Critical NW. Minty Fresh NW. Floating Down NW. Cougar Oogle Hour NW. Sparkle Ponied NW. The Salon Factory. Instantiating Beth's fucking fuck room. What is SAP. Interviewee interviews. Consent-A-Thon upcoming.  READ: TAZ by Hakim Bey & Cosmic Trigger by RAW.  View unhelpful reviews: 1 STAR - 2019 5 STARS - 2009 1 STAR - 2017 5 STARS - 2007 1 STAR - 2012 1 STAR - 2019 4 STARS - 2023 1 STAR - 2017 NOT SO FUN PSA: Test your fun powders and for FUCKS SAKE don't use alone.  Anyone can find BUDDY at ANONYMOUS VILLAGE for fentanyl test strips and Narcan. DISCORD Ask A3rd Anything questions:  Undies rec? Remove one of the ten principles? New principle adddition?@dday - the story of your first burn? Punish w/ a vol shift? Guess whom? Junk bucket? Accura

Extra tough. Diplo's shoes. Commissary. The Man rope. Knots. Sea Daddies. Illumination art shop. Rigging. Three day washing problem. Kitchen excellence. Tattoos. Underwater. The Grotto. MUSIC: "Think Only Words" by Late Bus A3rd VAG (Virgin Acculturation Guide): https://accuracythird.com/survival-guide/virgin-acculturation-guide/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Fender Bender, but also Punisher (from S05 E23.) So Hoyle & Super Pet. Butt hump lamps. The Lantern with The Wick or The Dirty Dietz? Lamplighter kitchen = 75*2. Beth's ass: wet. A NIGHTMARE of eggs. Mud pasta. Docking burgers. Gendered chickens. The live stream could I? Rock, paper, Dildo. Thad on Thad violence. A bloody Flip Flop. Inner Pees. MUSIC: "Think Only Words" by Late Bus Fender Bender kicks some ass at Thunderdome https://youtu.be/ifQ0gu381Ro?feature=shared A3rd VAG (Virgin Acculturation Guide): https://accuracythird.com/survival-guide/virgin-acculturation-guide/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Other This Travis is Tri-Trav McDanger. Weird: 2006ish. Illumination Monoliths. The Vulcan Town Empire Collective Town. An acquired scent. The Persistence of Dali. Singular bag pile. Tuesday, Thursday, Friday probably 2025. Spin Jam! Society. Fire spinning conclave. Un-fuck your burn. FIST CHURCH FOR FUCK'S SAKE. Dday gets his plaudits. Mongols & their mongolizing.  Vulcan Empire website: https://vulcanempire.org/ Empire Fire Collective (EFC) videos for Fire Conclave: https://www.youtube.com/@EmpireFireCollective Photos of EFC on Playa etc.: https://www.instagram.com/empirefirecollective MUSIC: "Requit" by 10kdB (It This Travis.) https://10kdb.bandcamp.com/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd