Abe Kanan

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Abe bumped into Bulls & Whitesox owner Jerry Reinsdorf 2. Sam sent a blushing emoticon ] 3. Abe was publicly embarrassed at sub shop 4. Ryan explains the difference between Chicago and LA 5. Bass get your bars up song actually exists 6. People with loud car systems are an endangered species --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Ryan visiting Chicago 2. Abe's idea of fine dining 3. Ryan hanging out with douchebag's at club 4. Sam and Ryan spending the night together 5. Hulk Hogan unblocked Abe on Twitter! 6. Abe's history with the Hulkster 7. Sam and Danny Gaga Hulkster story 8. Abe and Ryan meeting Green Day story 9. Bass meeting Xzibit story 10. Ryan's Scott Stapp and Stevie Wonder story 11. Bono from U2 made popcorn for Ryan 12. Abe got violated at Walmart 13. Old people are grandfathered in for racism & perversion 14. Hugh Hefner's old balls and Holly Madison 15. Abe's cab driver pissed on his cab 16. Obama on Marc Maron's podcast --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Periscope 2. Guys on The Bachelorette chopping wood 3. Brady Bunch building clubhouse episode 4. Sam's hatred of hockey 5. 3 second rule doesn't apply to bacon 6. Lebron's junk 7. Bass transitioning talk 8. The invite guy --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. People who don't know how to google stuff 2. Redneck women Walmart brawl 3. Assholes who demand respect 4. People who stare you down 5. Putting on plastic gloves when dealing with trash balls 6. Chris Brown, Kylie Jenner, and Hulk Hogan Twitter feud 7. Time to end group showers in high schools 8. Naked conversations 9. Abe's T-shirt tip 10. Sam & Abe played "My Ding-A-Ling by Chuck Berry on repeat at an ice cream shop when they were little kids. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Ryan's "little" cold 2. Showering multiple times a day is a necessity 3. Catelyn Jenner's HUGE white briefs 4. What is "OK" to make jokes about 5. Guys who loves asses as big as possible 6. Iggy Azalea's career winding down 7. Abe dislikes Lynard Skynard's singer 8. Accidental racist song by LL Cool J & Brad Paisley 9. The post Tim Sabean era at SiriusXM 10. Building young radio talent 11. Game of Thrones book nerds who hate TV show --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Bass, and Jay The Gay discuss... 1. Jay The Gay's history with the show 2. Bass eats wings with plastic gloves 3. Abe and Bass went to the gym together 4. Most people shouldn't wear shorts 5. Jay's beer can story 6. Abe's horrible drive through experience 7. Fake patriots 8. People who post nude pics with inspirational quotes 9. Bass' horrible idea called "Fuber" 10. Jay's questions for Abe and Bass --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Bass has a "BIG cold" 2. Calling off school 3. Amazon wish lists 4. Herpes dating site 5. Ryan loves milk 6. Lactaid Milk 7. Bobbi Christina is turning into Darth Vader 8. Every girl lately has a nice fat ass 9. Abe was flustered by a kid asking "what's your name?" 10. Ryan's bad directions for a blind woman --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Waiting thing out in bathroom stall 2. Bathroom rules and etiquette 3. Bass' invite only Chipotle party 4. The slob list 5. Shit talking fuck ups 6. Abe's fool proof, long form shit talking method 7. Ryan's accidental text to a celebrity 8. Red Hot text 9. Quick hits 10. Why you should say your mom was playing basketball --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Talking your way out of getting punched in the face 2. Rumor Willis was called potato head as a kid 3. Bass keeping tabs on Abe 24/7 4. Racist guy that Manny Pacquiao was Mexican 5. Danzig the horse in the Kentucky Derby 6. NFL drafted players all had same blonde girlfriend 7. Horse owners seem like plantation owners 8. Abe hates the word "treat" 9. People who check obituaries get excited when people die 10. Bass is the worst at reporting deaths --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan, discuss... 1. Bass out sick 2. Abe's "HARD" nap 3. Abe's ripped up sleeping shirts 4. Ryan's garden 5. Missing kid returns with no explanation 6. Sammy Lou Who 7. Abe's retention scheme works again 8. First impressions of people meeting us 9. Bass needs to know Abe's whereabouts 24/7 10. Women who use toothpicks 11. Baltimore riots 12. Bruce Jenner interview 13. Elton John would suck to hook up with for everyone --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Selling our show to Shark Tank 2. Dancing With the Stars is rigged 3. Waiting in line for random Bulls playoff tickets 4. Horace Grant would be a good Cosby Show character 5. Warren Sapp video released admitting to hooker 6. Warren Sapp made his case look worse 7. Getting a hooker pregnant 8. Sam would be a horrible cop 9. Abe did Sensory Deprivation Tank 10. Cyrotherapy 11. Abe's tip for energy at 3AM 12. Abe doesn't know how to properly walk down stairs 13. Jennifer Aniston's current hotness 14. Mickey Rourke's Journey 15. Jaden Smith's dress --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Reason Sam was running late 2. Lebron James calls Bass "boy" 3. Rub maps 4. Ryan moved to paradise 5. Sam enters conversation and explodes in record time 6. Sam questions Abe's mock British version of him 7. Ryan "Hollywood" Manno 8. California water crisis 9. Ryan's new California friends 10. Abe's horrible towel and smoothie incidents 11. Man versus food guy going vegan 12. Hillary running for President 13. CEO who took huge pay cut 14. Mtv has fallen off 15. Sam and Abe almost got killed watching Bebe's Kids --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. Chicago Mayor race 2. Rahm Emanuel had his finger cut off at Arbys 3. Abe's reactions are the worst when noticing deformities 4. Bass always makes a big deal about his birthday 5. Easter 6. Lamb is like flex seal 7. Story about when the Abe Kanan Show almost broke up 8. Scientology 9. Dinosaur mini series is needed 10. Lynard Skynard members only die horrifically --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Ryan slept over at Sam's house 2. Sam might have poisoned Ryan 3. Waking up early 4. The cons of wearing adult diapers 5. Research proves that Abe's schemes work 6. Bosses aren't funny 7. Corporations should shut up about all issues 8. Overly masculine guys who have threesome's 9. Abe and Sam documentary 10. Racist parents in barbershop 11. Long drive phone conversations --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. We flashback to 5-17-2013 when Mr.Sam went camping. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Why we don't have an intro 2. Bass wants donations 3. Sam won't cut Abe into his business idea 4. Abe explains the dry, wet, dry rotation 5. Chap stick tip 6. Ring of Honor Show and the crowd 7. Abe embarrasses Ryan at show 8. Receptionist who kept asking Abe "What?" 9. Cleaning lady gave Abe the eye 10. Sam went off on Starbucks customer 11. Sam went off on people at Olive Garden 12. We love our listeners! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Abe's scheme that got approval from Ryan, Sam, & Bass 2. Abe gives the listeners a gift of 1/2 price phone bill 3. Abe acts pathetic talking to AT&T guy to get discount 4. People who stick their tongue out usually lack intelligence 5. People who take double bites of food 6. People who have food in corner of mouth 7. Abe anoints Bass' baby the winner of all babies 8. Bass gets a massage 9. Adults shouldn't wear jerseys of younger people 10. Don't message us about our friends whereabouts --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Sam is like the soup nazi from Seinfeld 2. Abe's radio cluster idea 3. Abe wants to go to an EDM club 4. Abe's "Peak Hotness" franchise idea 5. Old guys would make great regulators 6. Homeless guy who got killed by LAPD 7. Kanye West's ridiculous speech after visionary award 8. Kevin Garnett throws cell phones in the toilet 9. Details on Warren Sapp's arrest with hookers 10. Listener queRstions --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sludge discuss... 1. Sludge wanted to use ear buds for podcast 2. Bass called himself Super Dad 3. Abe's "Maximum Hotness" Agency idea 4. State of Ryan and Sludge's friendship 5. Excuses for not answering phone 6. Sludge met a girl on elevator and then stalked her 7. Sludge talks about getting random girl to get coffee 8. Abe and Sludge's plane ride with Navy Seal wife 9. People giving up burgers for Lent 10. Abe though a guy in locker room was a woman 11. Smelly people should have their own gym 12. Abe and Sludge love MTV's Challenge show 13. Kissing strangers on their cheek 14. Ryan amazingly finds the girl Sludge stalked --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Story about Ryan kicking Bass out of his car 2. People Bass follows on Twitter 3. Abe's Romantic Valentine's Day 4. Single people with drugs get laid more 5. Valentines Day side action realization 6. Sam's dead body arrangements 7. Michael Jordan's birthday 8. MY kicked Bass out of Bulls locker room 9. Disappointment in teachers husband 10. Charity donation in White Castle drive through 11. Abe's Dunkin Doughnuts girl 12. Guy at Taco Bell knew Ryan's order 13. Quest for one million listeners --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support