Goop Yourself

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourselfAggie and Bryan recap all the hits and misses of their latest trip to Trader Joe's.For more info on how to support TJ's workers' fight to unionize, follow @TraderJoesUnion on Twitter. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we talk sheet pan jambalaya, sugar resets, winter book recs, perfect makeup shades, Dr. J*n vs. "Dr" W*ll and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Post COVID Gwyneth's ketotarian regime, two sided vibrators, Reply All drama, relief packages, $1000 jeans, camo Birks, FODMAP elimination diets, bone broth add ins and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We talk constructive feedback, monochromatic dressing, candle rituals, turkey meatballs, Soho restaurant chic, GP's #FreeBritney activism and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We talk fake meat, social networking, viral food videos, Blythe's birthday, Valentine's Day gifts, Dr. Jen's war against Vagisil, Emily In Paris's Golden Globes noms, screentime mania and more! Plus, reviews of Chipotle's new cauliflower rice bowls and Miyoko's chive double cream cashew cheese. To get Bryan's recipe for Urumqi Tofu and Cauliflower Rice, subscribe to his FREE newsletter at ruckerbry.substack.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we discuss dueling Alzheimer's remedies, minimalist parenting, financial planning, bran muffins in bulk, Megan's country home, closet refreshes and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Aggie and Bryan dissect the highs and lows, the strange and surreal, the delicious and disgusting of everybody's favorite pirate themed grocery store. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A British woman allegedly almost burns her house down after lighting a Goop candle and we're not sure we believe her story. We also talk Intuitive Fasting, Twilight, 3 step detoxes that are really 10 step detoxes, snow staycations, herbal teas, mental health apps and more! If you want to sign up for Bryan's new FREE weekly newsletter, go to ruckerbry.substack.com. It could be the next Goop! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gwyneth eats dumplings al fresco, Elise recouperates, and a certain thirsty gynecologist joins TikTok. We also discuss 5 minute masturbation, alt-right paleo culture, terrible teachers, 80 year old movie spoilers, the best vegan butter, neoliberal toothbrushes, and Bryan predicts the next It veggie. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Goop releases their annual detox, but this time it's totally casual! Do it or don't. We both chose don't. We also are treated to a brand new GOOPGENES face oil, a tenuous link between COVID and Chronic Lyme, expensive ways to form good habits, dewy New Year's resolutions, Bruce Paltrow's famous pancakes and more!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Aggie and Bryan go to the vaults and unlock a Patreon episode, where we recap the inaugural In Goop Health Virtual Summit. Go to patreon.com/goopyourself to hear more bonus content. Happy New Year!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself We review the Goop-sceptical limited series J*nsplaining (now streaming on Amazon Prime) and break down Dr. G's long running feud with Marianne, now featuring Bette Midler!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Goop debuts a lip balm and a pair of wildly inappropriate gift boxes. We also discuss Hanukkah dinners, winter archetypes, canned cocktails, cashmere socks and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We talk reducing waste, the myth of "self care," the diabolical Oura Ring, clean mascara, refillable body wash, and more - plus reviews of Goop Fair Trade Specialty Coffee and GOOPGENES Nourishing Repair Body Butter. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we review Goop's Thanksgiving herby roast chicken, break down Glenn Close's bitter tirade, congratulate Megan on her big news, discuss Bon Appetit's latest recipe catastrophe, preview Jenna Lyons' reality show and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gwyneth's childhood home is on the market, Isabella Rossellini's daughter moves to the country, and we're all switching out turkey for chicken this year. We also talk skin microbiomes, Gerda's pelvic floor advice, third gen nepotism, Anthropologie, clothing ruts, Staub tea kettles, The Crown and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gwyneth drives to WeHo, Goop is (probably) not in financial trouble, and everyone's planning their fabulous Zoomsgivings. We also talk about the world's douchiest private island, the youngest looking 50-year-old, vegan cheese, Mormon Housewives, submitting to Marianne's version of Jesus, comfort food, $50 shampoo and GP's new morning routine. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Aggie and Bryan dissect the best, worst and most ridiculous gifts in goop's epic 2020 holiday guide. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Aggie and Bryan discuss the disappointingly unspooky 1998 mother-in-law from hell thriller starring GP, Jessica Lange and Johnathon Schaech.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Goop's sticking its fingers into lots of new pies, including the world of high end coffee and even higher end mattresses. We also talk Madame Ovary drama, sex with Shakespeare, Gwyneth's cannabis drink investment, the world's longest morning routine, election season astrology, 75-year-old French girls and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.