Horseshoes & Hand Grenades

Hey friends! We got together right before Thanksgiving to play a turkey themed dungeons and dragons one-shot. A town has been terrorized by a giant demon best every year around their Thanksgiving celebration. It's up to four heroes(?) to figure out what's causing the issue and end the terror once and for all!Hope ya'll enjoy.Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This one is a bit different but I recorded it so ya'll are getting it.Jacob swung by the microphone to wait for Ashley to show up, but she never did. So we just sat around and shot the breeze for a while. It's kind of like how we used to do the pre-shows when we could. Hope you enjoy it!Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Just a quick update for ya'll. Give it a listen!Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenadesFactoid of the Week:Jellyfish have no bones, so fossils are hard to come by. Nevertheless, scientists have evidence these creatures have been bobbing along in the world's oceans for at least 500 million years. In fact, it's likely the jellyfish lineage goes back even further, possibly 700 million years. That's roughly three times the age of the first dinosaurs.China limits children to 3 hours of online gaming a weekParents must pay $30,441 for getting rid of son’s porn cacheMan Throws His Penis Out of Car While Fleeing Police, Says He Cut It Off to Save WorldRaw Chicken Found Circling Luggage Carousel at Airport Baggage ClaimWords of Wisdom:“T

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Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenadesFactoid of the Week:Capsaicin, the active component of chili peppers, is a chemical irritant for humans.  It produces a sensation of burning, but does not actually cause a chemical burn or any direct tissue damage when chili peppers are the source of exposure. The inflammation resulting from exposure to capsaicin is believed to be the result of the body's reaction to nerve excitement. Man attacks off-duty Chicago police officer, bites off friend’s nipple in road rage incidentPolice stop ‘exorcism’ in Home Depot lumber aisleSaskatchewan man charged after flying helicopter to Dairy Queen to buy ice cream cakeWords of Wisdom:Holding on to anger i

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Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenadesFactoid of the Week:A single adult oyster can filter up to 50 gallons of water a day. That's about as much water as you use in a 10-minute shower.Swedish prisoners take guards hostage, demand pizza as ransomOlympics: ‘Plague of oysters' threatens key venue‘Intoxicated' Woman Goes on Masturbation Spree in Front of Cops; Says She is ‘Pleasing Boys'Drug-dealers are targeting middle-class users with ‘ethically sourced' cocaine to ‘suit their vegan, organic' lifestyleWords of Wisdom:“Get action. Seize the moment. Man was never intended to become an oyster.”-Theodore RooseveltReach out and talk to us in a bunch of diffe

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