Nathan, Nat & Shaun

Today was BIG! BIG thighs – meaning the big man himself Pav came into the studio to talk about chafing (this is not a joke), but also get serious about mental health in sport, and talk about his thoughts for Freo heading into the 2019 season. BIG coffees with our mate Chris Masten – well not so big, considering the whole group of Coffee Cheaters has pretty much disbanded, Masto has said he’s even keen to have coffee with ‘normal’ people. How lovely. He’s also pumped to get back into footy and he’s sure the Eagles are in for another big year. The BIG wig – WA Police Commissioner Chris Dawson came into the studio for the first time ever! The Police Expo is on this weekend, which involves a whole bunch of cool stuff. Plus his favourite cop movie, using the scenario village, and he even sampled some cop talk for us.  And finally – a BIG mistake. Jermaine our digital guy is having a party on Friday and hasn’t invited the guys. Or the producers for that matter. We had a go at him.  See omnystudio.com

Newsreader Ellie was convinced that the guys had plotted with the Nova staff to all wear stripes to work to psyche her out. The team laughed her off, until people kept arriving to work, in stripes.... A woman in the US was visiting her parents grave and it sunk - and she fell in! Other stories about holes are out there, like Adams childhood hole, and Paul jumping into a gross hole to get a motorbike. Breakfast Club was provided by our Creative ad writer man Garry Dean, and the guys were extremely impressed with his cooking skills (mostly his wife). And sports chats galore! Supercars legend Scott McLaughlin dropped into the studio to talk chicken nuggets, Neroli Meadows called through to calm her nerves before her first night as the new host of The Footy Show, and Steve Butler talked all things Wildcats and AFL. Phew!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Faceplants! They hurt but they’re epic. A guy faceplanted at a wedding to interrupt the Maid of Honour’s singing – luckily she was terrible. Tahlia worked for an airline and faceplanted successfully on the tarmac, and Cameron’s son faceplanted into a small wall. Ouch. Champion Wildcats coach Trevor Gleeson joined the guys to chat about the Championship win, Greg Hire’s retirement (which he’s cool to talk him out of) and just how sweet it was to win the Grand Final on the road in Melbourne, and show all those haters that they can do it anyway. And he’s a true hero – again. WA Premier Mark McGowan called through after some rumours were abound that he saved a woman who fell and hit her head on the street. He was humble, so the guys proceeded to make him into a superhero, which he of course loved. Laughs all round. All hail the Premier, saver of lives!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The NBL Champion himself Greg Hire actually answered his phone this morning in not the greatest shape after an absolutely amazing win to top off his career at the Wildcats! We are so, so proud of Greg, and the boys for getting up and wining the NBL Championship after all the stuff the critics form over east were saying. Go Cats! James Mathieson is hosting a new show on Foxtel called Thrones 360 – everything you need to know about Game of Thrones, which returns for the final season in April. So basically incest, violence and dragons. Cannot wait! And Shaun did the port to pub swim over the weekend - and things went a bit awry for the first leg of the race. We wanted to know when you were suddenly left alone, and heard a cracker of a story from Dan!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No Shaun today – but don’t worry, we survived. Lovely Irene aka Lynne McGranger called in before she flies over here to be an ambassador for Mandurah Crabfest. She admitted that she actually can’t cook, and Nathan informed her that she’s a social media influencer. Yesterday Sally from Iluka told us about how the funeral home made her Mum’s corpse look like a drag queen – and we felt a bit bad because something inappropriate was super funny! Other inappropriate funny things include Karen’s Dad’s body accidental giving everyone the bird, and Faye laughing at a kinda chubby guy’s name. And Chris Hemsworth has left WA and we are sad that we’re not best friends. But what we did find funny was that when he and his family took a helicopter to Rotto, Matt Damon had to take the ferry. Sucker.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chris Hemsworth is back in Perth and he and his family casually boarded a helicopter to Rotto. There’s still time for us to become friends, Chris! Just give us a shout when you’re free mate. Speaking of friends – Greg Hire didn’t feel like one of ours when he came in to the studio to be berated by Shaun about the Wildcats performance on Sunday. The Grand Final series is tied at one all and the boys need to get up on Friday night – so go Cats! Greg’s jokes weren’t even so bad this week…could it be a good sign? And a local Perth girl had her face covered in burning glue when an eyelash appointment went awry. We heard other horror stories about professionals screwing it up, including some hilarious tattoo shenanigans, and an absolute cracker from Sally from Iluka. You HAVE to hear this one – it involves makeup and prosthetic eyes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you though.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Claire got sucked in by a door-to-door salesperson spruiking solar panels. We heard other stories about committing and then trying to bail – like April who accidentally committed to some roller shutters and has been receiving phone calls ever since, and Franco who had his wife help him out of an expensive hardware purchase. Round 2 of payback Breakfast Club – Aly from the sales department did a classic sales move and delivered us a very special meal that she didn’t actually cook. Billy from MAFS called through to explain why he doesn’t think he was stitched up with Susie for a wife on the show – even though she is completely awful and horrible to him. He walked out last night in the show and we couldn’t have been prouder of him! [plus he explained some stuff that didn’t get shown on the episode… And….BOY GEORGE! Yep, he’s in town this weekend for a DJ set at the Court! Super random but he’s been DJ-ing since 1978! Plus he told us what he’d take from his home if the house was burning down, and also wh

Over in the US a lady was burgled, and the bad guy ate her can of clam chowder soup that she doesn’t like so he kind of did her a favour. Criminals can do favours - Jeremy’s car was stolen, and when the cops found it, it was in a much better state! And Isabelle had problem tenants, but when someone broke in all was fixed very easily… Yesterday it was discovered that Steve Butler was ‘THAT’ person – he sat his giant deckchair right in front of some other concert goers, and he never looked behind him. Hayley was ‘THAT’ person – she may have ruined an entire bars TV system right before a very important broadcast…. Nathan has discovered how to figure out your Royal Title. If ‘Lord Sydney Weet-bix of Nippon Fare’ sounds legit to you, then maybe you need to figure out yours… And a Perth woman has to do a bazillion-point turn every day to get in and out of her driveway – because there’s a tree in the middle of it. Other daily struggles here in Perth include Eric who couldn’t use his complex pool for years, and

So a guy was pretty much swallowed by a whale over the weekend. And then Shaun’s mates got totally done over by jellyfish. The ocean is mental and attacks us all – like Sarah who knelt on something spiky and Scott who almost lost his toe to a blowfish. Amanda and Blake from MKR dropped by to chat about their upcoming elimination cook-off, and about Amanda’s outspoken views. Plus they got us pumped for Crabfest! And Steve Butler was THAT guy at a concert over the weekend – he sat his chair in front of another punter. Right in front. Plus chats about the AFL over the weekend, and the Wildcats final series sitting at 1 all.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The big boss himself – Prime Minister Scott Morrison – dropped into the studio to spruik the money he’s giving to WA, and the deflect pretty much every serious question asked of him. Ahhh, politicians. He managed to get in his favourite Taylor Swift song, and promised us Chris Hemsworth’s number so we can be friends. Plus, if you’re sick of Perth being last in the national weather reports, he’s gonna try fix that too. What couldn’t be fixed today was everyone mouths. You heard right – they were so BURNT from the RIDICUlOUSLY HOT chips that everyone at. They’re not called the worlds hottest chips for nothing. Special credit to Shaun for maning up and actually trying them, and to Ellie for getting through (some of) her traffic report. But possibly the best reaction to ridiculously hot chips? Ross. There were many, many tears. Panel operator Shaan caught out our digital guy Jermaine – he bailed on a gym sesh because he was ‘wrecked’, yet posted to Instagram at an ice-cream shop later on…LIES! We heard from other

IMAGINE if you made friends with Chris Hemsworth while just hanging out in Carnarvon – that’s where he and Matt Damon are right now! Nathan already has a plan to make it happen. Turns out making friends as an adult is easy too – well, sort of. Alissa couldn’t even tempt her neighbours to be friends with chocolate, but Tom has ended up best mates with his real estate agent. And Jo – well, Jo tried to befriend one of the team over the weekend with no luck at all! And Greg Hire is PUMPED for the Wildcats game tomorrow night – the first of the finals series against Melbourne. He reckons no one over east gives them a chance, and that’s just the way the Wildcats like it. Plus, he came armed with his signature terrible Dad jokes.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Off the back of the Premiers heroics yesterday, we were still a bit stunned that he just lent his car to a family so they could drive to hospital – they returned it the next day! Simone completely trusted a stranger she met in the USA – they now spend Christmases together. And after Jeff’s car broke down, a stranger completely trusted him with something huge for an entire week! Salesperson Harry was first cab off the rank for Breakfast Club after gorging on bacon savouries and earning his turn– and he provided the goods! He even wore a costume. Well done sir. And the infamous Jessika from MAFS came into the studio to all but confirm she’s in a relationship with Dan, and to give us the real story of what those producers get up to behind the scenes. It’s a stitch up for sure.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Heading into its 12th season on the Lifestyle Channel, Selling Houses is back! The guys caught up with Host Andrew Winter who gave a great insight and some hand tips into the Perth property market. Looking at selling or buying? You don’t want to miss this! Before heading west-side later this week, Rita Ora joined the guys and debuted her latest single Only Want You. We discovered that she loves a burger so we thought we would hook her up with some while in Perth plus you will never guess what other language she speaks? It wouldn’t be a show without speaking to an actual real-life hero, well our Premier Mark McGowan was crowned a hero over the weekend, or should we say we crowned him a hero… Find out what makes the Premier ‘Hero Status’!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So today there was a bit of chat about how a Naked Speed Dating event in Booragoon went wrong... then talked about when you did "all that work for nothing" after Trump and Kim's get together came to an end in Hanoi. Greg Hire came in to talk about the Wildcats win in Game 1 of the Semis against the Brisbane Bullets... We talked to David Handley about what's in Sculptures by the Sea this year...  Chris Ikonomidis from the Perth Glory stopped by, and we talked about the awkward times you had to explain why you didn't come home. Enjoy your long weekend, Perth!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lots of great blokes on the show today…. One being celebrity chef Ben O’Donoghue who’ll be showing Nathan, Nat & Shaun how to make seafood sausage rolls at Crabfest this year! We hope they’re good… Another great bloke – former Australian cricketer Mike Hussey! He’s behind the Angels gala ball being held next week to raise money for pre term babies. Plus he gave his take on Australian cricket and Cameron Bancroft, much to Nathan’s excitement (or not). And the greatest of all blokes – Eminem – was on stage in front of 60-odd thousand people last night. He may be a tad too busy to chat with us but Shaan was there last night and it was EPIC! Except for the random fireworks display after the show ended – the pyro guy had ONE job and he didn’t do it. Jess had ONE job and ended up shredding the wrong documents, and Brendon had ONE job and ended up with deflated soufflés.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shaun’s wife Meegan witnessed a kid ride his bike into the river thanks to a bit of a lapse in concentration. Turns out it happens all the time! Brett was cycling and ran into a stopped car, and Emma saw a photographer step a little too far back off a jetty…. Some yucky travel food stories, off the back of Meghan Markle eating pigeon pie in Morocco (her reaction was priceless). Camel tongue, rice wine and dirty water all feature, and clearly all delicious. Greg Hire dropped by ahead of this week’s semi-final game, and whilst trying to talk about Mitch Norton only proved he can’t speak. We love you anyway Gurgly. And the biggest stitch up in the history of Breakfast Club has occurred! Just remember the rule – if you EAT Breakfast Club, you MAKE Breakfast Club. Check out the Nathan, Nat & Shaun Facebook page and Nova 937 Instagram for a classic video feat. Nova staff and some hidden cameras!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Oscars are done and dusted for another year, and Olivia Colman’s speech will go down in history as an absolute cracker. If you listen to her, you’ll instantly fall in love. Only in the ACT would the Greens be trying to pass a law that could send people for jail for hurting their pets feelings. Turns out people do it all the time – Mary Louise has a daily routine that upsets her cat, and Tanya’s rabbit takes issue with being put in a carrier. Don’t move to the ACT ladies or you’ll end up in the clink. Karolina from MKR dropped into the studio to chat about her and teammate Milly’s not-so-great instant restaurant last night, and what it’s like to be on a team with a complete stranger. She’s certainly a whole lotta woman…! And some hard hitting stuff today, with Pav calling in to give his take on the AFL’s illicit drug stance, and some breaking news about Cardinal George Pell.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sticky business today as Nathan told the story of a Perth man who managed to glue his bum to a cabinet. Trent called about his mate who glued his bum cheeks together, Marie’s Mum glued her foot into a shoe, and Adam’s son…well, he won’t live down the body part that he glued together. Another sticky situation for a mate of Shaun’s son, who was borrowing his parents car, and when they went outside to look the tyres were flat. The kid was devastated and felt so guilty – until they discovered there was a serial tyre slasher in the neighbourhood! What a sense of relief. Vicki felt so guilty about damaging her partners car she went and got it fixed. Little did she know a cow was to blame…. And we’re stuck on the gorgeous Mel from Married at First Sight! She joined the team in studio for what was a pretty hectic chat involving a LOT of Mel’s unique laughter and a LOT of talk about her lack of sex life. Everyone’s still laughing….  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So apparently these days women actually like receiving appliances as gifts…surely not? We discovered that Dysons are a yes, but chopping boards are a no. Chloe called through and told us about the time she thought her boyfriend was presenting her with a Dyson…turns out it was more ring-shaped. Dr Chris Brown’s new show with Julia Morris is Sunday Night Takeaway, and we can’t believe Chris hasn’t collapsed in a heap yet with all the work he’s doing! Fresh out of the jungle he told us about the baby zebra he helped save, putting his hand inside an elephant and also about a super smart honey badger. Yes, they exist. And after 10 years of no one ever getting into it, we all went out to Shaan’s family home to open the safe in his parents walk in wardrobe! The tension was high….would Shaan be rich? You won’t believe what we found inside……  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Things have got messy with a cheating scandal in the Kardashian family. The guys heard some pretty messy cheating stories, including a love triangle, 2 different brothers, and an absolute corker from Bree involving her boyfriend…and her brother. The Premier dropped by the studio to chat about his time off over the break, 150,000 new jobs, crayfish, and shark drum lines. Of course the entire chat derailed, and by then end the guys were wondering if the big boss really knows them at all…… And Greg Hire came in to explain the Wildcats feelings about Bryce Cotton missing out on MVP and Trevor Gleeson missing out on a coach of the year nomination. Safe to say it’s a slap in the face. Greg also continued his trivia segment in terrible fashion. Sorry everyone.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.