Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Damian and Sarah hide under the couches at the RHONY reunion trying not to ruin their very best Sonja Morgan New York ensembles. While under the sofas, they whisper about Bethenny's boyfriend's daughter calling in, LuAnn's terrible arguments, and that sad and weird moment when Dorinda was accused of being a drug user. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 21! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah and Damian are flower matrons at Shannon and David Beador's vow renewal, where they discuss LuAnn trying to make Dorinda lie for her and Tom, Meghan giving Kelly Dodd tough love, and RHONJ putting us to RHOZZZZZZ. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 20! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Damian and Sarah paddle over to "Transparent" writer Stephanie Kornick and head to Sandbar in Miami Beach. They eat at a floating hot dog stand and discuss Bethenny breaking the cheating news to LuAnn and Jacqueline holding Teresa accountable, again. They then come to blows over Kelly Dodd's, and Heather Dubrow's, subsequent meltdowns. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 19! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah and Damian go shopping for yards of silk at Zarin Fabrics and interview RHONY OG Jill Zarin. Jill opens up about her departure from the show, her current relationships with the women, and if she would ever return. And Mama Gloria, Ginger, and LuAnn make cameos. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 18! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah and Damian welcome RHOBH's Brandi Glanville to Bellino Manor, where they take a deep dive into Brandi's time as a housewife. From Lisa Vanderpump's attempts to executive produce to whether or not Brandi would ever vote for her "Celebrity Apprentice" boss Donald Trump, this week's Andy's Girls goes in. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 17! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah and Damian meet at Posche Boutique as Dolores lurks in the background. While trying on oversized cross necklaces, they discuss the similarities between Vicki and Teresa, Bethenny outgrowing the Real Housewives, and Phaedra's complicated family situation. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 16! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Upon her for release from prison, Sarah lets Damian stay home from school so they can discuss the return of Teresa Giudice, Bethenny and Jules' showdown, and Kelly Dodd's demons. They end with a prayer for Briana's health. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 15! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Damian and Sarah's trip to Mexico got canceled, so instead they visit the OB/GYN for a checkup on their pistachios. While in the waiting room, they discuss LuAnn allegedly acting like the Countess, Sonja's attempts to stay relevant, and Jules' future showdown with Bethenny. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 14! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah meets Damian at his baptism at the Orange County public pool where they wonder, did RHONY peak in the Berkshires? Later they discuss Kelly's "decision" to get lunch with Vicki, the insane reveal that she was almost divorced but then not, and if Jeana Keough would ever return full time. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 13! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah pulls a pro move and takes Damian to Andale's for his bachelor party. There they discuss Vicki's crucifixion, the addition of Kelly, and Bethenny's business becoming a Friend of the Housewives. Also, they count how many Jewish housewives exist in canon. Shalom - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 12! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Damian and Sarah (and their glam squad) head to Dubai, where they meet BuzzFeed's Louis Peitzman. While trying camel meat, they discuss Luann's pending nuptials, Jules' pending divorce, and the wonderful naps they took during Carole's screen time. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 11! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah and Damian escape the Berkshires by private plane and meet Vulture writer Brian Moylan, president and founder of the Real Housewives Institute. They discuss the legend of Jill Zarin, All Star Housewife casting, and why Carole makes the perfect dinner companion. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 10! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Damian invites Sarah to his house in the Berkshires, with wallpapered closets. Even though Sarah's dog shits all over the house, they have a lovely conversation in a king size bed where Damian finally frees Sarah from her commitment to Bethenny. For now. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 9! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Damian and Sarah meet special guest Ashley Moore for drinks at Sushi Roxx, where they discuss Dorinda's choice to disinvite Sonja to the Berkshires, LuAnn's claims that she co-invented Skinny Girl, and the RHONJ and RHOC trailers, all while gagging over(not in a good way) Skinny Girl lemon vodka. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 8! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Damian and Sarah pick up Sarah's dry cleaning and John's cell number from Madame Paulette and then meet special guest star, ELLE culture editor Seth Plattner, to discuss Sonja's delusions of grandeur, Rey's close talking, and Carole's watermelon radish. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 7! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Damian wears a period blood hat to the Mad Hatter Tea Party and Sarah disapproves. They put their differences aside to discuss Sarah's mad devotion to Bethenny, the start of Tipsygirl gate, and ginger Brandi's crumbling marriage. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 6! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah keeps Damian waiting in her foyer before they get to talking about LVP's acting at the reunion, Jules' big reveal to Bethenny, and Carole's incredibly weird FaceTime date with Adam. Get ready for the premiere of the official theme song- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 5! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah and Damian take a Xanax and head to St. Barts, where they discuss John's appearance at Bethenny's BBQ, all the bagels at Jules' brunch, and Lisa "Lips" Rinna's plea for another season and Kobe beef. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 4! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah invites Damian over for a beatless brunch but neither looks as good as Shereé. In this week's episode, Sarah and Damian are divided by the addition of new Skinnygirl Jules but unified in their hate for human meatball John. Also, there's convo about the downfall of LVP and the rise of crazy Charrisse. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 3! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah and Damian dissect the latest RHONY episode and the epic Dorinda, Bethenny, Ramona showdown. Later, while drunk on SkinnyGirl, Damian monologues about the importance of Kim and Brandi to the Real Housewives franchise while Sarah pricks her Brandi Glanville voodoo doll. Also, they dibble dabble about Potomac and Dallas but really who cares, it's Andy's Girls: Episode 2! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices