Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

As a famous writer girl once said, "all the world's a stage, and Jax and Jesse merely players." And with so much happening on Bravo of late, Sarah realizes she needs to cloffice kiki with a Bravoholic pal whose expertise is Bravo TV scene play: Annaleigh Ashford (Tony-award winning and Emmy nominated actress currently starring in "Happy Face" on Paramount+). They unpack how watching Bravo can be akin to Severance living, various Bravolebs' relationships with alcohol (and Brittany and Jasmine's upset toward what they felt was a Nia and Danny cover up), Annaleigh's reaction to the RHOBH reunion, and when "conflict as entertainment" crosses a line. This convo is EGOT worthy, so send in those ballots now - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 667! Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE

Sarah finds out the news that "Real Housewives of Rhode Island" aka RHORI is actually, finally, blessedly happening, and rushes to the cloffice to react to Bravo coming to her home state. "Rushes" days after finding out, on account of a lil cold (the ghost of Buddy Cianci - RIP RIP- heard she was gonna make a joke about his marinara and sent a chill to the UES). She shares the Providence Journal - Tobes' paper of record - reporting on the news, initial thoughts and feels about the "Italian/Warwick/fambily" press release vibes, as well as news about The Valley: Shahs remix, Ladies of London and London Housewives (and one specific member of the rumored cast), Andy's reaction to Page 6 reports about a RHONY reboot indefinite pause, and more. Grab your coffee milk and a Del's, because RHORI is on its way - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 666! Timing is everything lol. Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.bu

Sarah begins a days-long nap thanks to a friend-of head cold/Tylenol cold and flu, during which she has the craziest dream: that Bravo confirmed plans for "Real Housewives of RI," a "Ladies of London" reboot, a Housewives spin of "Wife Swap," and maybe-news that New New York is on pause. But before those manifestations take over, a gab is on the list. With her voice in a state of de Lesepps, Sarah invites her Bravoholic pal Gibson Johns (host, "Gabbing with Gib") to the cloffice, where they unpack RHOA and The Valley's continued trajectory, differences of opinion on Porsha, what the network might do with Jax, and if Lala can be separated from Scheana from the audience (and network), Nene and Cynthia's friendship contract renewal, and more. Sarah's throat may be sore, but that's just from talking ish about Janet - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 665! Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dame

Sarah watches live coverage of the Met Gala while staring wistfully at her shoe children (they grow up so quick!), when she realizes she really needs to take a moment and enjoy the view with a fellow fashion icon. And who better to deep dive all things Housewives and joy than Real Housewives of Dallas alum, anesthesiologist, podcast host (calling Dr. Nicole!), and newly published author, Dr. Tiffany Moon ("Joy Prescriptions," out now!). They settle into the cloffice for an epic AG kiki: Dr. Tiffany's time on the Housewives, and the moment when her attorney needed to become a behind-the-scenes friend of, her role as spiritual advisor to Crystal and Dr. Nicole when they first joined their respective franchises, which RHOD alums she stays in touch with (and a perhaps surprising choice of who she'd like to join a reboot, if one were to happen), and how reality TV led to an emotional and vulnerable breakthrough with her mom. This convo is a prescription for joy in all its many forms - and it's Andy's Girls, Episo

The journey continues. Over the course of this epic two-part convo, Sarah and AG guest cohost Ally Lewber (Vanderpump Rules alum, host of the pod Starstruck) discuss Ally's time on VPR, her decision to break up with DJ James Kennedy, Lisa Vanderpump's continued deflection/troubleshooting about James, which VPR star has been a true support system, Ally's passion for astrology and how it intersects with reality TV, and a reading of Sarah's chart. Sarah’s sun, moon, and rising all tell her to love Shan - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 663! Part 2! TW: this episode includes conversation about DV and abuse. The National Domestic Violence Hotline is available 24/7, and provides essential tools and support to help survivors of domestic violence so they can live their lives free of abuse. Call 1.800.799 SAFE (7233) or text BEGIN to 88788. Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL

Sarah realizes a Carlton Gebbia Google Alert is no longer enough of astrological meaning to be found, especially as her version of moon/sun/rising is a combo of Shannon/Kyle/Dolo/Garcelle x2. Thrilled to connect her Bravoholic stars with the ones in us all, she invites over a true professional for thoughts on all things Bravo, astrology, and LVP: Ally Lewber (Vanderpump Rules alum, host of the pod Starstruck). They discuss Ally's time on VPR, her decision to break up with DJ James Kennedy, Lisa Vanderpump's continued deflection/troubleshooting, which VPR star has been a true support system, Ally's passion for astrology and how it intersects with reality TV, and a reading of Sarah's chart. Sarah's an Aries, and this two-parter checks off every sign to immediately listen - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 663! Part 1! TW: this episode includes conversation about DV and abuse. The National Domestic Violence Hotline is available 24/7, and provides essential tools and support to help survivors of domestic violence so

Sarah watches the season premiere of Love Hotel, and thinks to herself, 'is this heaven on earth and how did I know it would include Shan.' She thanks the son, moon, and stars above for such a blessed television experience, coupled with the ongoing holy trinity: The Valley, Atlanta, and Things Relating to Kyle. Realizing this is the foundation of a dream episode, she Zooms up one of her dream Bravoholic pals: Brice Sander (Chief Housewives Correspondent, Entertainment Tonight). They deep dive their thoughts and feels about the Love Hotel premiere (and pre-premiere behind the scenes drama), differences of opinion on whether RHOBH should move forward with Kyle, Brice's interview with Jax (and whether production is looking to show Mr. Taylor the exit door), rumors about Brit speaking poorly of Shamea's children (amid Porsha's very public alliance with Brit), and why Sarah and Brice are both Fangelas. RHOA continues to thrill, it's truly the (almost) summer of love - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 662! Read Cha

The journey continues. Over the course of this two-part mention it all, Sarah and AG guest cohost Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo (content creator and podcast host, "High & Low") mention it all: Jax and Brittany's on-and-off camera volatility, if/when Jax's violent mood swings will become too much for for show, measuring line-crossing in a universe that embraces toxicity in most (all?) forms, Janet and Zack's ongoing battle (and why some people are referring to her as Fanet), BBDB's love for RHOA, and reactions to "The Last of Us" season 2/episode 2, and undying love for Pedro Pascal. There's nothing low about BBDB getting high (gummies, immediately after hearing Sarah monologue about Pedro) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 661! Part 2! Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https:/

Sarah watches The Valley and thinks to herself, "the next time Tobes asks if I'm dating anyone, Imma send her the last 10 min of this ep." It's a big ol' left swipe for Jax, is it not? She realizes the best community service she can give is an epic deep dive with a fellow truth sayer, bad guy slayer, and TV version of "The Last of Us" game player, Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo (content creator and podcast host, "High & Low"). With so much to unpack, they decide to pod swap. Part 1 (and 2) is an AG deep dive mention it all: Jax and Brittany's on-and-off camera volatility, if/when Jax's violent mood swings will become too much for for show, measuring line-crossing in a universe that embraces toxicity in most (all?) forms, Janet and Zack's ongoing battle (and why some people are referring to her as Fanet), BBDB's love for RHOA, and reactions to "The Last of Us" season 2/episode 2, and undying love for Pedro Pascal. This is a pod swap for the ages, and Sarah and BBDB remain 25 - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 661! Part 1

The journey continues. Over the course of this epic two-parter, Sarah and AG guest cohost Rafi D'Angelo (writer, overpricedvodka.com) mention it all: the death of Pope Francis, spoiler culture for appointment TV (soft, gentle parenting-style spoiler of "The Last of Us"), differences of opinion about Garcelle's time on RHOBH (and a nuanced look at Dorit's microaggressions amid the unwelcome environment in BH), Kenya's long-awaited Youtube response to her firing (and rebuttal to online convo about hypocrisy), Shamea and Porsha's friendship fallout, and whether Brit will be back next season (potentially in a friend circle of one). Angela is Sarah and Rafi's fave new casting, don't tell Brit - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 660! Part 2! Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://w

Sarah watches Kenya's Youtube drop and books herself an appointment at Kenya Moore Hair Spa, because that production quality was a blowout. She twirls on over to the cloffice, where she's joined by one of her fave friends-of, Rafi D'Angelo (writer, overpricedvodka.com). They have an epic two-part deep dive, including the death of Pope Francis, spoiler culture for appointment TV (soft, gentle parenting-style spoiler of "The Last of Us"), differences of opinion about Garcelle's time on RHOBH (and a nuanced look at Dorit's microaggressions amid the unwelcome environment in BH), Kenya's long-awaited Youtube response to her firing (and rebuttal to online convo about hypocrisy), Shamea and Porsha's friendship fallout, and whether Brit will be back next season (potentially in a friend circle of one). Ralph said this episode has many levels (unlike his basement home) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 660! Part 1! Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409

The journey continues. Over the course of this two-part mini episode, Sarah unpacks the cast's befuddled reaction to Garcelle's quiet quit/mention of "grace," Erika's rumination and lack thereof about Tom's guilt/"incompetence," Dorit's refusal to apologize for the 'jokes' about Sutton's drinking, and Kyle's explanation of where things stand with her family and uncertain future on the franchise. Kyle may be moving - and not just from that house - but will remain in Sarah's heart as long as her cardiologist allows - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 659! Part 2! Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Highlighted Organizations Supporting Civilians in Israel and Gaza: Women Wage Peace: Wom

Sarah watches Garcelle's exit interview - aka part 3 of the RHOBH reunion - and immediately says grace. "Dear Lord/Andy Cohen - Happy Easter and Passover, btw, and ya know, Saturday, etc - I have a wee bit of gratitude, but also, many, many concerns." She realizes she also has a few effs left to give, so she heards into the cloffice for a late Friday night deep dive: the cast's befuddled reaction to Garcelle's quiet quit/mention of "grace," Erika's rumination and lack thereof about Tom's guilt/"incompetence," Dorit's refusal to apologize for the 'jokes' about Sutton's drinking, and Kyle's explanation of where things stand with her family and uncertain future on the franchise. The bubble must be popped, let's start with wintergreen - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 659! Part 1! Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES

The journey continues for Sarah and AG guest cohost Louis Peitzman (Housewives writer and culture commentator). Over the course of this epic two parter, they discuss discrepancies in accountability on Summer House, Atlanta, and BH, the (since proven fake) takedown from Bethenny to Gia (who wrote it, and do they know Carole), Carl's yearning desire to be seen as a success, whether Summer House’s multi-generational cast still works, what the future of BH looks like after this reunion, Sarah’s strained relationship with her best friend Kyle, and more. When life hands you lemons, listen to this episode 9 times - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 658! Part 2! Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damega

Sarah watches the newest episode of Summer House and immediately Postmates 8 lemons and a bowl to Lil's Carl breakup shiva call. She puts a Yahrzeit candle in a Del's lemonade (real ones know), and realizes the best way to commemorate Carl and Lil's forever love, because DVR, is with a deep dive. So she invites Louis Peitzman (Housewives writer and culture commentator) back to the cloffice, where they truly mention it all. Over the course of this epic two parter, they discuss discrepancies in accountability on Summer House, Atlanta, and BH, the (since proven fake) takedown from Bethenny to Gia (who wrote it, and do they know Carole), Carl's yearning desire to be seen as a success, whether Summer House’s multi-generational cast still works, what the future of BH looks like after this reunion, Sarah’s strained relationship with her best friend Kyle, and more. Kyle said this episode mentions Morgan so ya know, Taylor Armstrong voice, enough - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 658! Part 1! Read Chard's Sayonara Letter:

The journey continues for Sarah and AG guest co-host Evan Real (senior TV reporter, PageSix.com. co-host of "Virtual Reali-tea" and "Page 6 Radio" on Sirius XM). Over the course of this two-parter, they deep dive headline news about LVP from Bravolebs and a former producer (not exactly a mazel of the day), Craig's revealing Southern Charm reunion, Lil's lemon surprise on Summer House, Evan's dream RHOBH casting, Kenya's public upset toward Andy, Porsha, and more, how to make sense of Bravo's incomplete RHOA investigation, what the Atlanta cast told Evan about Kenya and Brit, and what 'crossing the line' means to Bravo. Twirl Nation is in mourning, but life will twirl on - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 657! Part 2! Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/An

Sarah recites her Bravoholics pledge of allegiance: I pledge allegiance, to "for more information, please visit BravoTV.com, and to the republic, of which it sometimes stands, one nation, under Andy Cohen, very divisible, with liberty and justice for almost no one, which is why I still tune in." She watches Kenya's last episode of RHOA this season (....and maybe more?), and realizes her own Housewives top 5 is in a perilous state. So she invites over another patriot, and visa-holder to Twirl Nation, Evan Real (senior TV reporter, PageSix.com. co-host of "Virtual Reali-tea" and "Page 6 Radio" on Sirius XM). They twirl at half mast outside the cloffice, and true mention it all: headline news featuring LVP from Bravolebs and a former producer (not exactly a mazel of the day), Craig's revealing Southern Charm reunion, Lil's lemon surprise on Summer House, Evan's dream RHOBH casting, Kenya's public upset toward Andy, Porsha, and more, how to make sense of Bravo's incomplete RHOA investigation, what the Atlanta cas

Sarah is joined by recent AG guest co-host and her Bravoholic bestie, Dylan Hafer (director of entertainment content at Betches Media, host of "Mention It All," and creator of @BravoByBetches, aka SBBD). They unpack the devastating Netflix limited series, "Adolescence," the story of a British adolescent accused of murdering a classmate. They discuss production's decision to film each episode in entirely one take, respond to criticism about framing the show around Jamie's family instead of Katie's, the difficulty of raising children - let alone being one - in the age of both social media and incel culture, a different form of 'family annihilation,' which episodes they connected with most, and the heartbreaking series conclusion. Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://w

In advance of tonight's White Lotus season finale (naur!), Sarah and AG guest co-host Louis Staples deep dive their hopes, dreams, and nightmares of what the finale might bring: why they share a mutual affection for season 3 (unlike some criticism about its pace), the childhood trauma that has made Sarah especially insane when it comes to spoilers (a word she uses interchangeably with "clues," and 90 other things), differing predictions of where the show might go (and why Sarah is worried that Louis may be on the right track), the joy of knowing Mike White is a Bravoholic, and more. Pray Sarah's broken prince survives the day, along with the yang to his ying - it's Taking it Personally! Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Highlighted Organizations Supporting Civilians in Israel and Gaza

The journey continues. Sarah and AG guest co-host Louis Staples continue their wide ranging two-part deep dive: gender dynamics around who gets 'permission' to change, how Bravo's interest in protecting its brand conflicts with unanswered questions about PK and Dorit's finances, initial impressions of Erika's "interesting" zinger at Garcelle, a cast-wide focus on selective, strategic empathy, Kyle's decision to equate her adult friend's decision not to film with Garcelle's minor son, and a devastating update from Teddi regarding her health. Erika may not think this ep is interesting, which is the greatest compliment of all - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 656! Part 2! Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Highlighted Organizations Supporting Civilians in Israel and Gaza: Women Wage Peace: Wo