Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

It's garbage day in Sarah's neighborhood, so she leaves this trash season of RHONY on the curb, and calls up her fave treasure instead, IG's Petshopboy (aka B Graeter). They discuss B's relationship with Leah McSweeney, and why he thinks the NY OGs are ultimately to blame for this current season, the warring qualities Karen v Gizelle share with Marg v Jen, and the ways Wendy's sensuality is being weaponized by Gizelle. Apologies to raccoons, but this season of NY is foaming at the mouth - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 243! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG AND SEE HER ICONIC BAT MITZVAH PIC: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah watches this week's RHONY, and immediately runs to the mikvah to cleanse herself of Ramona's next level schtick. Healed by the idea that karma is coming to the Singer Stinger (the proteins being sold out at Cipriani), Sarah chooses the epitome of spiritual self care: a double episode with the iconique IG deep diver @BravoBravoDuckingBravo. They discuss what the just-released RHOSLC S2 trailer says about the art of emotional manipulation, why Rinna is punishing Garcelle when it comes to being a true friend, and what it means when Bravo stays silent as Ramona doubles down. There's a new dream team in town, and we don't just mean Sutton, Crystal, and Garcelle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 242! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG AND SEE HER ICONIC BAT MITZVAH PIC: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarah dresses in all black (let's pretend this is telling), and adds a funereal (but cute) veil over her hair, mourning the loss of Bravocon 2021. Inconsolable, she meets up to pray for a healthy and vaxxy Bravocon 2022 with IG truth teller and Sonja apologist, Eliza aka @FaceReality16. They discuss the possibility that an indicted Jen Shah thinks her future is Erika Jayne's past, Garcelle's grace under pressure, and whether Lu and Ramona will ever stop punching down. The women on RHONY think they know a good cackle, but wait until they hear this Dame's - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 241! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah hops on Tom Girardi's possibly-purloined PJ to Beverly Hills, ready for diamonds and rosé and chi-chi-chi-chi-chic. Before takeoff, she realizes, wait, there's no place like home (also, who wants to pay for a whole plane, ammiright, everyone but Tom?). So she stays in NYC, and the heart of Beverly Hills heads to her instead! Sarah welcomes Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Crystal Kung Minkoff to NYC and the People's People's Couch, where they discuss the ways that body dysmorphia impacted her fight with Sutton over the definition of "violation," whether viewers will ever see Erika acknowledge the victims of Tom's alleged crimes, and why she's looking forward to her first reunion. This is a safe space, and not just because Sarah gets to talk Disney childhoods with Rob - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 240! *TW: eating disorders, body dysmorphia *This episode was recorded prior to the new RHOBH, which Sarah will recap on Patreon (along with NY, gulp) JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIV

Sarah buys a three seater People's People's Couch from the Pretty Mess estate sale (Mikey gave her a discount along with his LinkedIn). Thrilled by the extra room and 17 karat diamond studs she found taped under a cushion, she (Zoom) invites over one of her fave pairs of Bravo besties, and the hosts of the pod Come Thru Queen, Brendan Davis and Dan Calabrese. They discuss what friendship means to Erika Jayne (and its impact on the Fox Force Five), why Mia's husband is showing the importance of partnerships, and whether needing more women on NY means culling or keeping the current cast. Wen might be Zen, but this convo is anything but - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 239! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP. RSVP TO THE AUGUST 8 (5PM EDT) PATREON EXCLUSIVE ZOOM KIKI: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Lea

Sarah finds out Sonja Morgan is launching her own cabaret tour, and immediately buys the first 6 rows (one for each of the Sonja by Sonja Morgan toaster ovens she plans to hoard, just as soon as they become avail). She celebrates feeling joy whilst hearing "RHONY cabaret" - maybe the best part of RHONY this season, and it happened online - with her Bravoholic bestie, Ryan Houlihan (senior gaming editor, inputmag.com). They deep dive the ways Erika is acutely aware of her cast responsiveness that Bethenny 2.0 was not, what happens if/when Jen Shah refuses to be present for reality (if not federal court), and why the tension between Wendy and Mia feels similar to Dorinda vs. Tinz. Who needs a cheater brand when you can have the real thing - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 238! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP. RSVP TO THE AUGUST 8 (5PM EDT) PATREON EXCLUSIVE ZOOM KIKI: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW S

Inspired by a lazy Sunday + 24 hours nap on the People's People's Couch, Sarah's co-host dreams become reality - an epic kiki with People's Couch OG, Emerson Collins (actor, producer, director, and part-time Bethenny apologist). They settle into the People's People's/People's Couch for a long ranging discussion on the ways in which Bethenny and Carole succeeded and stumbled translating their feud, the difference between being accountable and humble for a BH OG, and why it's important to be specific when calling RHONY 'boring' (cough cough, Ramona and LuAnn). Erika's tweets are a mess, but this convo is anything but - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 237! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP. RSVP TO THE AUGUST 8 (5PM EDT) PATREON EXCLUSIVE ZOOM KIKI: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your

Sarah tries to create the IG account @PrettyMess-y to describe her DMs on Hinge, when she receives a stern "too soon" from Mikey and Co. Undeterred by Erica's possibly-volunteer army of glam, Sarah logs on for an epic double episode with her fave triple threat, Richie Skye (news and entertainment journalist and pop culture expert). They unpack the many complexities inherent in discussing Erika Jayne's behavior on TV and online, possible reasons behind Mia and Dr. Wendy's already tumultuous relationship, and what the future holds for Gizelle vs Karen (a win for everyone). Sonja was inspired to finally make her toaster oven after this convo, because it's just that hot - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 236! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP. RSVP TO THE AUGUST 8 (5PM EDT) PATREON EXCLUSIVE ZOOM KIKI: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/lis

Sarah gets a visitor's pass to the Andy's Girls archives, and after getting past security (Sarah), play room (Sarah), and single's lounge (also Sarah), she stops by the gift shop and finds the perfect present - this never before heard AG kiki with the hosts of The Reality Is, Aarti and Noor. How well did their early summer predictions about New York, Beverly Hills, and Potomac stack up? It's a (Team) Crystal ball special ep! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah frolics in her cloffice, yearning for a RHONY as splendid as her dress-and-shoe debt. The only thing that could make this moment greater? A watchable RHONY. And how about number two? An epic kiki with her fave Bravoholic writer (watch out Carole!), Jared Alexander (actor, writer for TheGrio). They unpack the possible spiritual connection between Ashley and Michael's marriage and Erika and Tom's mirage, how much of an influence Dorothy may have in Candiace and Karen's relationship (or lack thereof), and oh look, a bird (things more interesting than NY, ammiright). Sonja may be melting down in Salem, but this convo is hot, hot, hot - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 234! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices.

Sarah Googles "Richards family reunions," curious to see which second cousin Kathy thinks of as her familial Hunky Dory. Deterred by the number of I Love Turtles shirts that show up instead, she calls up her spiritual relative, the Kim to her Kyle, and a shared lover of Kath - Damian Bellino (writer, producer, host of the podcast "You Might Know Her From, and OG of the AG). Apparently recording on Opposite Day, they share nice characteristics of their previous arch nemeses Richards sis, whether Karen and Gizelle are losing the smize behind their ongoing wink-and-a-smile battle royale (and why Potomac is perfection, regardless), and whether RHONY could reset with a full/majority cast reboot. Bethenny said this convo is so good, she's thinking of coming back - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 233! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://

Sarah shares her initial thoughts on the Potomac premiere, why Karen v Gizelle is a breath of fresh air, and how the focus on the cast's 'real' romantic relationships compare with RHONJ. Do you like AG Mini/Mini AG? Let Sarah know! And send her better title ideas. IG: @damegalli Support this abbreviated sass: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Deeply fulfilled after another perfect episode of Beverly Hills, Sarah awakes bright eyed and bushy tailed (Dear Hinge: bow-chicka-wow-wow), and immediately races to the People's People's Couch for a spiritual People's People's Court. She dials up the Hunky to her Dory, the Thoma to her Sina, and the official AG legal correspondent, Emily D. Baker (legal commentator, former prosecutor, and host of The Emily Show). They unpack Britney Spears' legal battle, and the freedoms Tom Girardi is afforded that she is not, a nuanced conversation around how one can empathize with Erika while still holding her to account, and why Sutton and Crystal's epic argument may stem from their opposing reactions to conflict. You'll never get to call Sarah's leather pants ugly, because this dame wears dresses instead - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 232! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/A

Sarah thinks of her spiritual Housewives picks (Heather Gay, Shan for whom she will always stan)and realizes three's the charm/Curtin cuff. But who? Who? Flustered by a list of 100+ options - not nearly enough - she Zooms up the perfect guide for this quest: Jamie Stein ('Housewives empath,' and host of the podcast Deep Dive with Jamie Stein). They discuss the misconceptions associated with Monique's struggles on Potomac, "following the breadcrumbs" of Housewife energies, and Erika's spiritual imprisonment of disconnection. Ms. Jayne may sing about not giving many f**ks, but this convo certainly does - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 231! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Refreshed, renewed, and revitalized, Sarah once again opens the People's People's Couch for #ShotGirlSummer (upside: not near a highway like Bethenny's investment property). Schvitzing with joie de vivre and a lack of couch-side AC, she invites over one of her Bravoholic BFFs, and a fellow vaxxinista, Dylan Hafer (content manager, pop culture at Betches Media, host of the podcast Pop Alarm, and creator of @BravoByBetches). They discuss the question of audience intention on RHONY - is it the cast, or is it us - and the distortion that happens when OGs lose sense of the reality behind reality tv, why facts matter as much as intent and impact on BH, and the importance of understanding the nuances behind Crystal and Sutton's triggers/flaws. Kathy Hilton says Mazel Tov, and we all know what that means - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 230! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com

Nature is healing because the People's People's Couch is welcoming back some IRL guests! Sarah celebrates this momentous return to in-person AG kikis the best way she knows how: by continuing to wear pajamas well after the morning hours, and chatting with one of her fave Bravoholic BFFs and multi-hyphenates, James LaRosa (writer, producer, director, creator, showrunner, and Garcelle superstan). They unpack the lens through which women's vulnerabilities and complications can be weaponized on Housewives and in pop culture, why Erika's divorce narrative doesn't match with previous season receipts, and what Britney Spears may have in common with possible RHOBH contender, Nicolette Sheridan. The People's People's Couch loves a vaccinated duo almost as much as Sarah loves Kathy's quirks - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 229! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOL

Upon learning the news that Kelly Dodd is retiring from Bravo in order to devote her life to charity work (being fired from OC really is such a mitzvah), Sarah celebrates the best way she knows how: a wide-ranging Bravoholics kiki with her fellow Doxxinista, Samantha Bush (staff writer at The Dipp, host of the pod "Hot Off the Mess," and Instagram's @BravoHistorian). They discuss what the OC reboot means for content creators, the impact of fame on the notorious housewife Second Season Curse, and what the Fox Force Five is getting wrong about...everything. Kelly and Braunwyn may be gone, but this ep has arrived right on time - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 228! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG and help her hit 7k!: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choice

Sarah watches "The Housewife and the Hustler," a Hulu doc named in honor of Danielle and Dana/Pam's appearances as the official experts in crime. Sarah recuses herself from shit-talking the crypt keeper of Franklin Lakes (...in a minute), by talking with another star of the doc, Chris Murphy (staff writer at Vanity Fair, tastemaker of all things Bravo). They unpack the devastating consequences of Tom's alleged crimes, why the past is important in understanding Sutton v. Crystal, and why LuAnn, Mensa member and astrophysicist, may owe Ramona a fruit basket after the white fragility starring role is (reportedly) reversed in the next ep. Eboni K. Williams is a queen, and this convo is royal-tea - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 227! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG and help her hit 7k!: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.

Sarah welcomes the Sabbath by DMing Leah's rabbi to ask if Hebrew can come up with another word for "challah" that doesn't sound like a certain "holla" hello. After being told she needs a hobby - honestly, true - Sarah makes like Jill Zarin and keeps talking instead, as she kikis with an amaze Bravoholic and TikTok superstar, Julian Hagins. They unpack Bravo's complicated path diversifying Dallas, NY and Beverly Hills, what happens when Allies Go Wild, and why Garcelle's costars calling her 'inauthentic' may actually be the greatest compliment. Elegance is learned, my friends, and this ep is top of the class - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 226! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG and help her hit 7k!: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho

Sarah stops by Vanderpump Pets, in search of an answer to life's greatest question ("Overserved." Why.). After discovering that Lisa Vanderpump has fled E! and is holing up at Villa Rosa with Rosita and the ghost of Giggy and living Ken, Sarah Zooms up the next best thing: an epic Bravoholic kiki with Ryan Bailey (host, "So Bad It's Good with Ryan Bailey"). They discuss Ryan's holy trinity (three recent visits to TomTom), debate Dorit's direction during Bottoms Up, and unpack the differences between class, education, and intelligence - and why Luann doesn't care. Kathy Hilton says she stans this ep, and Mike and Evan too - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 225! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad