Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

When life gives you lemons, remove said lemon from the cast. Jax Taylor just announced he's leaving The Valley to focus on desperately trying to return to The Valley. And Sarah has thoughts! Bravo may have no comment, but Sarah has a couple - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 688! How to help victims of the Texas Floods: https://www.thecut.com/article/how-to-help-victims-texas-floods.html Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Highlighted Organizations Supporting Civilians in Israel and Gaza: Women Wage Peace: Women Wage Peace is the largest grassroots peace movement in Israel whose purpose is to promote a political agreement, involving women in the process. Today the movement h

The journey continues. Over the course of this epic two-parter, Sarah and Abbey Bonadies (entertainment and pop culture content creator) mention it all about RHOM, Next Gen NYC, and The Valley: a cast argument that Guerdy needs to "get over" Julia's manipulative theatrics, Lisa v. Stephanie V. Father Time, Jody's role in Lisa's on-and-off-camera business, the difference in how Gia vs. the other Housewives' kids have been received, Charlie's lack of interest/growth, a theory on Brittany's 'accidental' reveal of Kristen's engagement to Jax (and what the after show revealed about additional lies behind Jax's 'congrats'), Janet and Jason vs. the audience, and more. Jody said his eyes are on the prize, his pupils are a different matter - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 687! Part 2! How to help victims of the Texas Floods: https://www.thecut.com/article/how-to-help-victims-texas-floods.html Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass

Sarah watches a clip of Stephanie on WWHL, and Uber Eats her a glass of water care of Julia's theatrics (how better to quench that thirst without available Chanel). She realizes that while Lisa is habitually late, a RHOM deep dive is just in time. So she invites over a Bravoholic pal who flows from one great franchise to the next, Abbey Bonadies (entertainment and pop culture content creator). Over the course of this epic two-parter, they mention it all about RHOM, Next Gen NYC, and The Valley: a cast argument that Guerdy needs to "get over" Julia's manipulative theatrics, Lisa v. Stephanie V. Father Time, Jody's role in Lisa's on-and-off-camera business, the difference in how Gia vs. the other Housewives' kids have been received, Charlie's lack of interest/growth, a theory on Brittany's 'accidental' reveal of Kristen's engagement to Jax (and what the after show revealed about additional lies behind Jax's 'congrats'), Janet and Jason vs. the audience, and more. Lisa will be three hours late to this episode, w

The journey continues. Over the course of this double ep, Sarah and Kiki Monique (aka The Talk of Shame, and host of "Reality Checked" on Radio Andy) discuss their impressions of the OC premiere and the latest explosive episode of The Valley, the rühmorz and nastiness around Katie vs. the rest of the cast, differing takes on Janet's villain reputation from much (but not all!) of the audience and cast, Scheana and Brock's potential future on the show (recorded before news dropped about Brock's affair, lol), and more. Under the Valley and through the woods - Andy's Girls, Episode 686! Part 2! How to help victims of the Texas Floods: https://www.thecut.com/article/how-to-help-victims-texas-floods.html Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls

Sarah watches the RHOC premiere and another blockbuster episode of The Valley, and realizes it's only fair that two stellar West Coast shows are discussed with a West Coast Bravoholic. So after reminding herself that LA is not in fact the 6th NYC borough, she invites over her Bravoholic pal Kiki Monique (aka The Talk of Shame, and host of "Reality Checked" on Radio Andy, she reports on the news you're nosy about). Over the course of this double ep, they discuss their impressions of the OC premiere and the latest explosive episode of The Valley, the rühmorz and nastiness around Katie vs. the rest of the cast, differing takes on Janet's villain reputation from much (but not all!) of the audience and cast, Scheana and Brock's potential future on the show (recorded before news dropped about Brock's affair, lol), and more. It's not TV, it's HBO - oh wait no, it is TV, and on Bravo - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 686! Part 1! How to help victims of the Texas Floods: https://www.thecut.com/article/how-to-help-vi

Sarah realizes the OC premiere is ready to watch, and she immediately runs to the grocery store to properly align the cloffice with positive energy. After adding 9 lemons in a bowl in front of her shrine to Shan, she settles into child's position (not estranged, no offense to Tam!) and mentions it all: Katie vs. the world, boundaries around cast members’ kids, Emily's struggle coping with Luke's ARFID diagnosis, Tamra's work on processing unresolved trauma, and the ensemble's hilling journey. Moving forward is priceless, or $13,000 a week - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 685! How to help victims of the Texas Floods: Donate to the ⁠⁠Kerr County Flood Relief Fund⁠⁠, which will distribute assistance to local organizations providing search-and-rescue efforts. The ⁠⁠American Red Cross⁠⁠ has opened shelters in Central Texas to serve victims of the flood. You can donate by visiting its website, or by calling 1-800-HELP NOW (1-800-435-7669). ⁠⁠GoFundMe⁠⁠ has a list of verified fundraising pages if you’d like to don

It's all happening. Sarah runs to the cloffice for a Reading Rainbow style emergency ep. She shares Scheana's just-published-by-Glamour book excerpt, in which Scheana details Brock's infidelity while she was pregnant with Summer Moon, and how that deepens/changes Vanderpump Rules S11, Scheana and Brock's future on The Valley, and Scheana's alliance with Lala (and Tom?) against Ariana. Collateral damage is the word of the day, and also, boooo cheaters booooo - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 684! How to help victims of the Texas Floods: Donate to the ⁠Kerr County Flood Relief Fund⁠, which will distribute assistance to local organizations providing search-and-rescue efforts. The ⁠American Red Cross⁠ has opened shelters in Central Texas to serve victims of the flood. You can donate by visiting its website, or by calling 1-800-HELP NOW (1-800-435-7669). ⁠GoFundMe⁠ has a list of verified fundraising pages if you’d like to donate to a specific family or community center affected by the flooding. The ⁠Salvation Arm

Sarah follows Charlie's work schedule, and after a day dodging calls from friends, lenders, and The Box's ATM, realizes the only way to be a member of the 1% is Whole Foods' milk. After grabbing almond and oat instead - welcome back to the 99 - she mentions it all, including Denise Richards and Aaron Phypers' just-announced divorce (and Aaron's claims about their lifestyle), Next Gen NYC, Charlie's Roman Roy energy (Kieran Culkin, minus the charm), the joy of Ariana and Riley's renewed friendship, and why Next Gen may just be one of the best shows currently on Bravo. Teresa approves that message, because it's all about love, love, love - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 683! How to help victims of the Texas Floods: Donate to the Kerr County Flood Relief Fund, which will distribute assistance to local organizations providing search-and-rescue efforts. The American Red Cross has opened shelters in Central Texas to serve victims of the flood. You can donate by visiting its website, or by calling 1-800-HELP NOW

Just in time to honor the 4th of July and America's independence, Sarah loses affordable health care and protections for disabled and vulnerable loved ones. All thanks to a bill that was passed while Sarah recorded this episode. She discusses RHOA's finale, the ways Charles and Angela view trust, whether Phaedra was behind Marcus' declaration about Charles, Brit's offensive moves against Kelli and Shamea, Drew’s comedic timing, an evolution on Next Gen NYC, and Kristen's happy ending (not that kind!). Plus, what July 4 means for the Galli family. The only deep dive Sarah reccs is talking Housewives for hours on end - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 682! Resources on Diving and Swim Safety: https://shepherd.org/education/injury-prevention/diving/ Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, A

The journey continues. Over the course of this two-parter, Sarah and AG guest cohost Erica Cobb unpack Julia's attacks against Guerdy (and the cast's muted response), Kiki and Lisa's vulnerability talking about parent/child relationships, estrangement, and the choices made amidst the nuance, Janet's dinner outburst, what Angela shared about Phaedra's potential/alleged role in that on-camera "moment" about Charles, Brit and Kelli's friendship fallout, and whether Claudia Jordan could make a future return. No pickles were harmed in the making of this episode - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 681! Part 2! Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Highlighted Organizations Support

Sarah watches the new Miami and immediately throws water in a mirror, hoping to someone cleanse herself of the toxins emanating from those final, bewildering minutes. After realizing her bathroom sink mikvah only created an additional mess to clean up, she Zooms up a Bravoholic friend, spiritual advisor, and hilling journey captain to mention it all: Erica Cobb (recent co-host, Daily Blast Live, NAACP-Awards nominated host, 'Comeback with Erica Cobb,' and co-host of Accidentally Informed with Claudia Jordan). They clear their cals for another, ahem, AG classic mini episode. Over the course of this two-parter, they unpack Julia's attacks against Guerdy (and the cast's muted response), Kiki and Lisa's vulnerability talking about parent/child relationships, estrangement, and the choices made amidst the nuance, Janet's dinner outburst, what Angela shared about Phaedra's potential/alleged role in that on-camera "moment" about Charles, Brit and Kelli's friendship fallout, and whether Claudia Jordan could make a fut

The journey continues. Over the course of this two-parter, Sarah and AG guest cohost Alec Karam (Housewives writer and recapper for the Daily Beast) deep dive Alec's viral Daily Beast piece on Jax's Valley...performance (and uncertain Bravo future), an online and on-TV comparison-off between Jesse and Jax, Janet and Jason's animosity toward Danny vs. Jax, Miami's post-reality universe, Julia and Guerdy's friendship fallout, Larsa and Lisa (and Jody's) crossed wires, the net-negative of Charlie's soul, different takes on Shamea's performance (and why Sarah believes it's crucial to see Housewives express and expose vulnerability), and Brit and Kelli's series finale on their 'best' friendship. Kenya may or may not be back next season, which will begin airing as soon as this ep is done - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 680! Part 2! Alec's piece on Jax: https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/is-it-time-for-bravo-to-fire-jax-taylor-from-the-valley/ Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obitua

Sarah wakes up on yet another blisteringly hot day in NYC, when she realizes the temps on Bravo TV seem equally high. She fries an egg on her sidewalk, puts the cloffice AC into her veins, and realizes the only way to properly cool down is with an exhaustive 'round the world' convo of four Bravo shows (The Valley, RHOM, RHOA, and Next Gen NYC) with a fellow spiritual writer girl who has a few things to say: Housewives writer and recapper for the Daily Beast, Alec Karam. Over the course of this two-parter, they deep dive Alec's viral Daily Beast piece on Jax's Valley...performance (and uncertain Bravo future), an online and on-TV comparison-off between Jesse and Jax, Janet and Jason's animosity toward Danny vs. Jax, Miami's post-reality universe, Julia and Guerdy's friendship fallout, Larsa and Lisa (and Jody's) crossed wires, the net-negative of Charlie's soul, different takes on Shamea's performance (and why Sarah believes it's crucial to see Housewives express and expose vulnerability), and Brit and Kelli's

The journey continues. Over the course of this two-parter, Sarah and AG guest cohost Kate Aurthur (Variety's editor-at-large) discuss Kate's just-published Valley feature for Variety (linked in the show notes, below!), Kate's interviews with the cast, production and network, why Jax and Brittany didn't take part, Jax and Schwartz' catastrophic WWHL, speculation on Jax's future on the show, the network's response as to why they are platforming him (....), Lala, Schwartz, and Scheana's future on the Valley, Sarah's interest in a Kristen Doute-led Truman Show, and the network's decision not to include DV-specific resources for Valley eps. Jax doesn't have a rage problem, the veins in his neck just went for a jog - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 679! Part 2! Kate's Variety feature: https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/bravo-the-valley-jax-taylor-cocaine-season-2-1236434173/ Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.

Sarah watches the newest episode of the Valley while reading a Variety feature on the show backwards, hoping to hear The Beatles or Pink Floyd whisper "Jax is leaving/stay tuned to Bravo TV dot com." Undeterred by off key notes reminiscent of Tom Sandoval being the most extras, she realizes the best notes are the ones made in Nia's dulcet tones. So she Zooms up one of her fave writer girls, and Variety's editor-at-large, Kate Aurthur, to discuss Kate's just-published Variety feature (linked in the show notes, below!), interviews with the cast, production and network, why Jax and Brittany didn't take part, Jax and Schwartz' catastrophic WWHL, speculation on Jax's future on the show, the network's response as to why they are platforming him (....), Lala, Schwartz, and Scheana's future on the Valley, Sarah's interest in a Kristen Doute-led Truman Show, and the network's decision not to include DV-specific resources for Valley eps. Jax is a truly terrible person, end of sentence - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 6

Sarah returns from her European adventure, having consumed enough cheese and champagne to fuel any number of environmentally friendly DeLorean time machines. And timing is everything, as there's so much Bravo breaking news to deep dive. So she unpacks her luggage, and BravoTV dot com: Rachel Zoe's casting on RHOBH, Monique's (friend-of) return to RHOP, Lexi's exit from Summer House (and Lindsay's return), Brit's decision to skip the RHOA reunion (and then...sue the network for $20 million) amid a shocking update to the photo controversy, and yes, Brynn's 'walking away' from RHONY (lol). Sarah's no longer a real girlfriend of Paris, but she is to the cloff - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 678! Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow

And just like that, Sarah's European vacay is almost over. But before she returns to the cloff (and artificial sweeteners), she simple had to do one last London-based mention it all. So she and one of her absolute fave people to deep dive one of their lol most mixed bag shows: James LaRosa (multi-hyphenate writer, director, show runner and Lily Goldenblatt's #1 fan). They unpack the first two episodes of And Just Like That's new season, from a previous lost episode deemed 'too dark' to publish, to the legacy of SATC vs. AJLT, the difficulty of 'showing' humor vs. actual funny, different takes on Samantha's cameo last season, and more. Carrie introduced Sarah to Manolo Blahnik, and for that she will always be grateful - it's Taking It Personally! Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS

The journey continues. Over the course of this British two-parter, Sarah and AG guest cohost Louis Staples (writer who covers TV, the internet, and culture) unpack Bravo's reality reckoning, how to decipher what 'unlikability' means for Janet (and those who love to loathe), Jax's seemingly never-ending line-crossing against his estranged wife *on camera,* and production's seeming interest in 'playing it out,' and more. LVP says Sarah and Louis' AG kiki are just as timeless as diamonds and rosé - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 677! Part 2! Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Highlighted Organizations Supporting Civilians in Israel and Gaza: Women Wage Peace: Women Wage

Sarah continues her pre-Paris journey through London Town, assured by the fact that absolutely no news will break once she's in Paris and so these convos happening literally days before Bravo HQ explodes are timeless chic c'est la vie, with no casting news on the horizon whatsoever for Potomac, Summer House, and Beverly Hills, after a current Atlanta cast member files suit against the network relating to explicit photos she also says, now, aren't of her. Anyhoo! Back in London, Sarah invites another writer girl to her Pimlico hotel to deep dive: Louis Staples (writer who covers TV, the internet, and culture). They unpack Bravo's reality reckoning, how to decipher what 'unlikability' means for Janet (and those who love to loathe), Jax's seemingly never-ending line-crossing against his estranged wife *on camera,* and production's seeming interest in 'playing it out,' and more. Sarah's British accent is almost as good as Dorit's - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 677! Part 1! Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://ww

Cheerio! After flying Brynn's non-existent private jet to London, Sarah turns her (adorable!) hotel room into a mobile cloffice. What better time than a holiday abroad to record with some of her fave UK-based Bravoholics! First up, Mr. President: the Founder and CEO of the Real Housewives Institute, and New York Times best-selling author of "The Housewives: The Real Story Behind the Real Housewives," Dame Brian Moylan. They deep dive the then-breaking news (published moments before recording) that Paige is leaving Summer House, what the future holds for Lindsay after a devastating mini update on her summer schedule, Brian's never-ending love for Kyle Cooke, Jesse and Lexi's 'agree to disagree' ending, Brian's trigger Housewives, a lively back and forth about the future of RHONJ, and Teresa's spiritual PSAT. Sarah loves London almost as much as PK loves himself - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 676! Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409