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Blake Bortles signs with the Packers to mixed show reviews (3:01 - 8:32). NFL schedule release and notable games (8:32 - 22:11). Hank and PFT Mayor’s bet for Caps/Bruins (22:11 - 28:35). Randy Moss joins the show to talk Baffert and Preakness Picks (28:35 - 44:41). Kenny Mayne joins the show to talk about the end at ESPN for him, his favorite moments, memories and sports media (44:41 - 91:29). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week

Bob Baffert excuse bingo rages on and we're totally on his side (3:23 - 11:34). NBA talk, Russ Westbrook and remembering Colt Brennan (11:34 - 22:57). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including pussy kazoos (22:57 - 42:26). Pete Prisco joins the show to talk Tim Tebow and what the hell are the Jaguars doing, plus Aaron Rodgers, and the best NFL Draft fits (42:26 - 70:53). Mason Gordon, the inventor of Slamball joins the show to talk about the sport, how it's coming back, how he created it and more (70:53 - 106:36). We finish with FAQ's and some nut tapping stories.

We start the show trying to clear the air from a SHOCKING event last week between Jake and Hank (3:24 - 11:25). Medina Spirit got caught doping and Bob Baffert's explanation is hilarious (11:25 - 26:51). Who's back of the week including dick punching, Canelo Alvarez and Rory McIlroy (26:51 - 47:21). Our good friend Dan Haren joins the show to talk some baseball, no hitters, his dear pug that passed away, avoiding the dentist and pimping home runs (47:21 - 86:54). We finish with Embrace Debate with DK Metcalf and Dogecoin update after Elon Musk's SNL appearance.

Elon Musk is hosting SNL and we help him out (3:24 - 5:55). Tom Wilson fight night at MSG. Schefter gives context to the Aaron Rodgers drama and Blake Bortles may sign with the Packers (5:55 - 28:57). LA Chargers Head Coach Brandon Staley joins the show to talk about his football journey to LA, coaching some of the best players, Bolt Man, and a new Football Guy term for our repertoire (28:57 - 67:37). We finish by ripping a few card packs and Fyre Fest of the Week.

Love is dead again. Bill and Melinda Gates have broken up and there’s no reason to live anymore (2:42 - 9:29). Tom Wilson is back in the news and some people want him arrested and banned for life (9:29 - 19:01). Update on the Aaron Rodgers situation and Lebron will never be the same (19:01 - 31:15). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (31:15 - 43:27). Brian Baumgartner joins the show aka Kevin Malone from the Office to talk sports, Hollywood, The Office and more (43:27 - 86:52). We finish with some great listener submitted FAQ’s

The NFL Draft is complete and we recap with grades, stories, and Belichick's new language that he invented (2:59 - 31:04). Kentucky Derby and Aaron Rodgers looks like he's wilting away (31:04 - 37:33). Who's back of the week including Manchester United fans storming the pitch (37:33 - 55:36). Awesome interview with Heisman trophy winner Eddie George about his new coaching gig, winning the Heisman, doghouses, Jeff Fisher and more (55:36 - 93:40). We finish with Monday Reading from the NY Times on the definition of Cheugy.

The NFL Draft round 1 was wild and we recap it all. Justin Fields to the Bears, Aaron Rodgers possibly leaving the Packers, Trey Lance to the Niners and the Patriots get Mac Jones. We talk more picks and story lines and reactions (3:14 - 41:12). Randy Moss joins the show to talk about the Kentucky Derby, cool stories and gambling picks (41:12 - 70:36). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week and say goodbye to Billy Football.

Kyle Shanahan wants to kill us all and we give some final thoughts on the NFL Draft before round 1( 2:57 - 20:09). Big Cat is in a fight against a mascot (20:09 - 23:48). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including aggregators and masks (23:48 - 43:11). JB Smoove joins the show to talk about his new podcast, curb your enthusiasm’s newest season taping right now and more( 43:11 - 67:53). Steven Cheah joins the show to talk about his favorite draft memories, best mock drafters, and the draft of draft lingo (67:53 - 107:32). We finish with some great listener FAQ’s

NFL Draft week has finally arrived and Goodell can hug again (3:09 - 13:01). UFC 261 was sick and we talk about the story lines coming out of it (13:01 - 24:40). We give the listeners some homework (24:40 - 37:52). Who's back of the week including Billy padding his stats (37:52 - 51:30). Todd McShay joins the show to talk about the draft on Thursday, QB's at the top, a great anecdote about Devonta Smith and more (51:30 - 88:37). We finish with Monday Reading for the guy obsessed with Disney and how they're ruining his immersion.

Friday show with a few topics touched on. The Draft taking forever to get here (3:04 - 6:29), NBA MVP, fake football guys, and are we in the golden age of fans eating shit in the stands at baseball games (6:29 - 28:06). Captain Sig Hansen joins the show to talk about the new season of Deadliest Catch, the gnarliest stories from the sea and surviving 2 heart attacks (28:06 - 59:02). WWE superstar Hornswoggle joins the show before his Friday night fight at Rough and Rowdy in Morgantown West Virginia (59:02 - 76:02). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week and Hank has never heard the word Pint pronounced.

The Super League is dead and we basically have only ourselves to thank for its death (3:17 - 8:24). Lakers twitter had a bizarre and hilarious catfish situation (8:24 - 24:02). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (24:02 - 46:46). Future Hall of Famer? Julian Edelman joins the show to talk about his retirement, the Hall of Fame, his favorite memories and teammates and times he and Brady were in the zone together (46:46 - 93:41). We finish with a quick announcement about Billy Football's future and some great listener submitted FAQ's.

The Super League has the soccer world going crazy and we're here to do a little bit of trolling (3:55 - 16:17). Jake Paul vs Ben Askren was a debacle but also weirdly entertaining (16:17 - 25:50). Respecting Steph Curry more (25:50 - 31:05). Who's back of the week including Chrissy Teigen on twitter (31:05 - 47:25). Daniel Jeremiah joins the show to break down the upcoming NFL Draft, guys rising and falling, quarterbacks ranked and more (47:25 - 86:48). Troopz joins the show to break down why the Super League is such a terrible thing for soccer and how much this has fucked fans up (86:48 - 115:36). We finish with an attempt to call Marlins Man.

Love is officially dead, again. Free form friday with some J-Rod talk, Sam Darnold to the Niners fake rumor, Lamarcus Aldridge and does Trevor Lawrence love Football? (3:08 - 28:55) Actor Barry Pepper joins the show to talk about his new movie, his crazy childhood spent on a boat traveling the world and tons more (28:55 - 54:55). Pro Golfer Will Zalatoris joins to talk about finishing second in the Masters, becoming part of our golf crew, and the whirlwind last week and a half (54:55 - 85:03). We finish with Fyre Fest of the Week and Billy has reported another post.

Julian Edelman has retired and the Hall of Fame debate has ruined the internet (02:41 - 21:02). Sean Payton's movie starring Kevin James and we cast the rest of the movie (21:02 - 23:45). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (27:45 - 44:00). Bill Burr joins the show to talk about his return to comedy, sports coming back, SNL and tons more (44:00 - 94:01) We finish with a great round of listener submitted FAQ's

We recap the Masters, Hideki Matsuyama's dominant win. We're Will Zalatoris fans now. Bryson sucked, Nick Faldo is the best, and more (3:02 - 25:35). Who's back of the week including ARod buying the Timberwolves and more (25:35 - 42:34). Scott Van Pelt joins us from Augusta to talk about the Masters, what it takes to win there, and what to buy from a Vending machine late at night (42:24 - . We finish with a Monday Reading about Foot Fetishes. Also RIP Prince Phillip.

Masters are here and we miss Tiger Woods (4:27 - 14:50). Bryson looks fat and Brooks is basically a hero. We talk Sean Miller and baseball and Gonzaga's champagne (14:50 - 26:25). Eli Manning joins the show to talk about his new NFT collection, his career, self sacks, Manning Face and more (26:25 - 47:51). We wrap up with Fyre Fest of the week and Big Cat has a big announcement.

Baylor wins the National Title and Gonzaga falls short again (2:31 - 12:06). Tourney memories and Jake's One Shining Moment recap (12:06 - 18:17). Sam Darnold to the Panthers and Masters Preview with a question about Bryson low key doing cool shit (18:17 - 34:06). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Paul Pierce getting fired by ESPN (34:06 - 51:51). Jimmy Tatro joins the show to talk about his new show Home Economics on ABC, Comedy, White Boy Summer and more (51:51 - 87:28). We finish with some great AWL submitted FAQ's

Saturday night had one of the best Final Four games ever. We recap Gonzaga/UCLA and how awesome it was and preview Monday's nights Championship Game (2:34 - 32:07). Who's back of the week including Paul Pierce owning the Internet and Billy is back in War Mode (32:07 - 49:53). Triple H joins the show to talk about Wrestlemania this week, putting on the biggest show in sports entertainment, Vince McMahon squatting 1,000 pounds and more (49:53 - 81:51). Segments include way to stay relevant baseball with Shohei Ohtani and rule changes with Dan Haren. Kings Stay Kings Skip Bayless, Stay Woke Pro Days, Hurt or Injured an MMA fighter lost his finger and Lincoln Riley sucks at Brisket.

Baseball opening day and April Fools has lost its fastball (2:27 - 11:05). NFL talk and Final Four preview (11:05 - 25:12). Baylor’s Jared Butler joins the show to talk about making the Final Four, Defense, and Calling God after hitting a big 3 (25:12 - 45:23). Tate Frazier joins the show to talk about Roy Williams retiring, the future of UNC basketball, Titus sitting next to him in the car and talking about Mike Woodson at Indiana (45:23 - 72:50). We wrap up with Fyre Fest of the Week

The Final Four is set after a shocker from UCLA to finish off the Elite 8 (2:51 - 10:47). Big Cat gets a text from Bill Walton mid show and they gameplan a response (10:47 - 17:01). More March Madness talk and Hot Seat Cool Throne including Kevin Durant direct messages (17:01 - 41:54) . Dallas Braden joins the show to preview the Baseball season with opening Day on Thursday, MVP's, World Series predictions and what's going on with the ball (42:54 - 73:10). We finish with FAQ's