Synopsis
On "Pardon My Take," Big Cat & PFT Commenter deliver the loudest and most correct sports takes in the history of the spoken word. Daily topics, guests, and an inability to tell what the hosts might be doing will make this your new favorite sports talk show. This is a podcast that will without a doubt change your life for the better- guaranteed, or your money back. *Pretend a reggaeton air horn is going off right now*
Episodes
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Kenny Mayne, Randy Moss And Blake Bortles Is A Packer
14/05/2021 Duration: 01h48minBlake Bortles signs with the Packers to mixed show reviews (3:01 - 8:32). NFL schedule release and notable games (8:32 - 22:11). Hank and PFT Mayor’s bet for Caps/Bruins (22:11 - 28:35). Randy Moss joins the show to talk Baffert and Preakness Picks (28:35 - 44:41). Kenny Mayne joins the show to talk about the end at ESPN for him, his favorite moments, memories and sports media (44:41 - 91:29). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week
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Pete Prisco On Tebow, Baffert Excuse Bingo + Mason Gordon The Inventor Of Slamball
11/05/2021 Duration: 02h02minBob Baffert excuse bingo rages on and we're totally on his side (3:23 - 11:34). NBA talk, Russ Westbrook and remembering Colt Brennan (11:34 - 22:57). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including pussy kazoos (22:57 - 42:26). Pete Prisco joins the show to talk Tim Tebow and what the hell are the Jaguars doing, plus Aaron Rodgers, and the best NFL Draft fits (42:26 - 70:53). Mason Gordon, the inventor of Slamball joins the show to talk about the sport, how it's coming back, how he created it and more (70:53 - 106:36). We finish with FAQ's and some nut tapping stories.
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Dan Haren, Medina Spirit Is A Junky, And Hank vs Jake
10/05/2021 Duration: 01h41minWe start the show trying to clear the air from a SHOCKING event last week between Jake and Hank (3:24 - 11:25). Medina Spirit got caught doping and Bob Baffert's explanation is hilarious (11:25 - 26:51). Who's back of the week including dick punching, Canelo Alvarez and Rory McIlroy (26:51 - 47:21). Our good friend Dan Haren joins the show to talk some baseball, no hitters, his dear pug that passed away, avoiding the dentist and pimping home runs (47:21 - 86:54). We finish with Embrace Debate with DK Metcalf and Dogecoin update after Elon Musk's SNL appearance.
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Chargers Head Coach Brandon Staley, Tom Wilson Fight Night And Fyre Fest Of The Week
06/05/2021 Duration: 01h27minElon Musk is hosting SNL and we help him out (3:24 - 5:55). Tom Wilson fight night at MSG. Schefter gives context to the Aaron Rodgers drama and Blake Bortles may sign with the Packers (5:55 - 28:57). LA Chargers Head Coach Brandon Staley joins the show to talk about his football journey to LA, coaching some of the best players, Bolt Man, and a new Football Guy term for our repertoire (28:57 - 67:37). We finish by ripping a few card packs and Fyre Fest of the Week.
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Brian Baumgartner (Kevin Malone), Bill & Melinda Gates Break Up, Lebron Will Never Be The Same and FAQ’s
04/05/2021 Duration: 01h45minLove is dead again. Bill and Melinda Gates have broken up and there’s no reason to live anymore (2:42 - 9:29). Tom Wilson is back in the news and some people want him arrested and banned for life (9:29 - 19:01). Update on the Aaron Rodgers situation and Lebron will never be the same (19:01 - 31:15). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (31:15 - 43:27). Brian Baumgartner joins the show aka Kevin Malone from the Office to talk sports, Hollywood, The Office and more (43:27 - 86:52). We finish with some great listener submitted FAQ’s
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Eddie George, NFL Draft Recap, And Monday Reading - The Definition Of Cheugy
03/05/2021 Duration: 01h59minThe NFL Draft is complete and we recap with grades, stories, and Belichick's new language that he invented (2:59 - 31:04). Kentucky Derby and Aaron Rodgers looks like he's wilting away (31:04 - 37:33). Who's back of the week including Manchester United fans storming the pitch (37:33 - 55:36). Awesome interview with Heisman trophy winner Eddie George about his new coaching gig, winning the Heisman, doghouses, Jeff Fisher and more (55:36 - 93:40). We finish with Monday Reading from the NY Times on the definition of Cheugy.
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NFL Draft Recap, Randy Moss Previewing The Kentucky Derby, And Fyre Fest Of The Week
30/04/2021 Duration: 01h33minThe NFL Draft round 1 was wild and we recap it all. Justin Fields to the Bears, Aaron Rodgers possibly leaving the Packers, Trey Lance to the Niners and the Patriots get Mac Jones. We talk more picks and story lines and reactions (3:14 - 41:12). Randy Moss joins the show to talk about the Kentucky Derby, cool stories and gambling picks (41:12 - 70:36). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week and say goodbye to Billy Football.
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JB Smoove, Draft Lingo With Steven Cheah, Plus Listener FAQ’s
27/04/2021 Duration: 02h01minKyle Shanahan wants to kill us all and we give some final thoughts on the NFL Draft before round 1( 2:57 - 20:09). Big Cat is in a fight against a mascot (20:09 - 23:48). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including aggregators and masks (23:48 - 43:11). JB Smoove joins the show to talk about his new podcast, curb your enthusiasm’s newest season taping right now and more( 43:11 - 67:53). Steven Cheah joins the show to talk about his favorite draft memories, best mock drafters, and the draft of draft lingo (67:53 - 107:32). We finish with some great listener FAQ’s
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Todd McShay, NFL Draft Week, UFC 261, And Monday Reading
26/04/2021 Duration: 01h52minNFL Draft week has finally arrived and Goodell can hug again (3:09 - 13:01). UFC 261 was sick and we talk about the story lines coming out of it (13:01 - 24:40). We give the listeners some homework (24:40 - 37:52). Who's back of the week including Billy padding his stats (37:52 - 51:30). Todd McShay joins the show to talk about the draft on Thursday, QB's at the top, a great anecdote about Devonta Smith and more (51:30 - 88:37). We finish with Monday Reading for the guy obsessed with Disney and how they're ruining his immersion.
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Captain Sig Hansen From Deadliest Catch, Hornswoggle & Fyre Fest of The Week
22/04/2021 Duration: 01h36minFriday show with a few topics touched on. The Draft taking forever to get here (3:04 - 6:29), NBA MVP, fake football guys, and are we in the golden age of fans eating shit in the stands at baseball games (6:29 - 28:06). Captain Sig Hansen joins the show to talk about the new season of Deadliest Catch, the gnarliest stories from the sea and surviving 2 heart attacks (28:06 - 59:02). WWE superstar Hornswoggle joins the show before his Friday night fight at Rough and Rowdy in Morgantown West Virginia (59:02 - 76:02). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week and Hank has never heard the word Pint pronounced.
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Julian Edelman, Lakers Catfish, The Super League Is Dead And A Billy Announcement
21/04/2021 Duration: 01h52minThe Super League is dead and we basically have only ourselves to thank for its death (3:17 - 8:24). Lakers twitter had a bizarre and hilarious catfish situation (8:24 - 24:02). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (24:02 - 46:46). Future Hall of Famer? Julian Edelman joins the show to talk about his retirement, the Hall of Fame, his favorite memories and teammates and times he and Brady were in the zone together (46:46 - 93:41). We finish with a quick announcement about Billy Football's future and some great listener submitted FAQ's.
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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Super League With Troopz And Jake Paul's Fyre Fest Fight
19/04/2021 Duration: 02h04minThe Super League has the soccer world going crazy and we're here to do a little bit of trolling (3:55 - 16:17). Jake Paul vs Ben Askren was a debacle but also weirdly entertaining (16:17 - 25:50). Respecting Steph Curry more (25:50 - 31:05). Who's back of the week including Chrissy Teigen on twitter (31:05 - 47:25). Daniel Jeremiah joins the show to break down the upcoming NFL Draft, guys rising and falling, quarterbacks ranked and more (47:25 - 86:48). Troopz joins the show to break down why the Super League is such a terrible thing for soccer and how much this has fucked fans up (86:48 - 115:36). We finish with an attempt to call Marlins Man.
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Will Zalatoris, Actor Barry Pepper, A-Rod/JLo split up and Fyre Fest Of The Week
15/04/2021 Duration: 01h44minLove is officially dead, again. Free form friday with some J-Rod talk, Sam Darnold to the Niners fake rumor, Lamarcus Aldridge and does Trevor Lawrence love Football? (3:08 - 28:55) Actor Barry Pepper joins the show to talk about his new movie, his crazy childhood spent on a boat traveling the world and tons more (28:55 - 54:55). Pro Golfer Will Zalatoris joins to talk about finishing second in the Masters, becoming part of our golf crew, and the whirlwind last week and a half (54:55 - 85:03). We finish with Fyre Fest of the Week and Billy has reported another post.
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Bill Burr, Julian Edelman Retires, And FAQ's
13/04/2021 Duration: 01h59minJulian Edelman has retired and the Hall of Fame debate has ruined the internet (02:41 - 21:02). Sean Payton's movie starring Kevin James and we cast the rest of the movie (21:02 - 23:45). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (27:45 - 44:00). Bill Burr joins the show to talk about his return to comedy, sports coming back, SNL and tons more (44:00 - 94:01) We finish with a great round of listener submitted FAQ's
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Masters Recap, Scott Van Pelt, And Monday Reading
12/04/2021 Duration: 01h29minWe recap the Masters, Hideki Matsuyama's dominant win. We're Will Zalatoris fans now. Bryson sucked, Nick Faldo is the best, and more (3:02 - 25:35). Who's back of the week including ARod buying the Timberwolves and more (25:35 - 42:34). Scott Van Pelt joins us from Augusta to talk about the Masters, what it takes to win there, and what to buy from a Vending machine late at night (42:24 - . We finish with a Monday Reading about Foot Fetishes. Also RIP Prince Phillip.
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Eli Manning, Masters And Fyre Fest Of The Week
09/04/2021 Duration: 01h13minMasters are here and we miss Tiger Woods (4:27 - 14:50). Bryson looks fat and Brooks is basically a hero. We talk Sean Miller and baseball and Gonzaga's champagne (14:50 - 26:25). Eli Manning joins the show to talk about his new NFT collection, his career, self sacks, Manning Face and more (26:25 - 47:51). We wrap up with Fyre Fest of the week and Big Cat has a big announcement.
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Jimmy Tatro, Baylor Champs, Sam Darnold And Bryson Being Low Key Cool?
07/04/2021 Duration: 01h46minBaylor wins the National Title and Gonzaga falls short again (2:31 - 12:06). Tourney memories and Jake's One Shining Moment recap (12:06 - 18:17). Sam Darnold to the Panthers and Masters Preview with a question about Bryson low key doing cool shit (18:17 - 34:06). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Paul Pierce getting fired by ESPN (34:06 - 51:51). Jimmy Tatro joins the show to talk about his new show Home Economics on ABC, Comedy, White Boy Summer and more (51:51 - 87:28). We finish with some great AWL submitted FAQ's
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Triple H, Final Four Recap And The Best Game Ever
05/04/2021 Duration: 01h49minSaturday night had one of the best Final Four games ever. We recap Gonzaga/UCLA and how awesome it was and preview Monday's nights Championship Game (2:34 - 32:07). Who's back of the week including Paul Pierce owning the Internet and Billy is back in War Mode (32:07 - 49:53). Triple H joins the show to talk about Wrestlemania this week, putting on the biggest show in sports entertainment, Vince McMahon squatting 1,000 pounds and more (49:53 - 81:51). Segments include way to stay relevant baseball with Shohei Ohtani and rule changes with Dan Haren. Kings Stay Kings Skip Bayless, Stay Woke Pro Days, Hurt or Injured an MMA fighter lost his finger and Lincoln Riley sucks at Brisket.
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Baylor’s Jared Butler, CBB With Tate Frazier (And Mark Titus) Plus Fyre Fest Of The Week
01/04/2021 Duration: 01h32minBaseball opening day and April Fools has lost its fastball (2:27 - 11:05). NFL talk and Final Four preview (11:05 - 25:12). Baylor’s Jared Butler joins the show to talk about making the Final Four, Defense, and Calling God after hitting a big 3 (25:12 - 45:23). Tate Frazier joins the show to talk about Roy Williams retiring, the future of UNC basketball, Titus sitting next to him in the car and talking about Mike Woodson at Indiana (45:23 - 72:50). We wrap up with Fyre Fest of the Week
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Final Four Is Set, March Madness Has Killed Us + Dallas Braden Baseball Preview
31/03/2021 Duration: 01h27minThe Final Four is set after a shocker from UCLA to finish off the Elite 8 (2:51 - 10:47). Big Cat gets a text from Bill Walton mid show and they gameplan a response (10:47 - 17:01). More March Madness talk and Hot Seat Cool Throne including Kevin Durant direct messages (17:01 - 41:54) . Dallas Braden joins the show to preview the Baseball season with opening Day on Thursday, MVP's, World Series predictions and what's going on with the ball (42:54 - 73:10). We finish with FAQ's