Synopsis
On "Pardon My Take," Big Cat & PFT Commenter deliver the loudest and most correct sports takes in the history of the spoken word. Daily topics, guests, and an inability to tell what the hosts might be doing will make this your new favorite sports talk show. This is a podcast that will without a doubt change your life for the better- guaranteed, or your money back. *Pretend a reggaeton air horn is going off right now*
Episodes
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Josh Allen + Bills OC Brian Daboll, Grit Week Finale, WingNutz Creator Ed + Mt Rushmore Of Hotel Moves
20/08/2021 Duration: 01h34minWe finish Grit Week live from the Knights of Columbus in Buffalo where we have found Wing Nirvana. Recapping the week plus our new song with Benny The Butcher was created in the studio Wednesday Night (00:02:41 - 00:19:23). WingNutz creator Ed joins the show to tell us how he created the perfect wing and hopes for the Bills this year (00:19:23 - 00:29:09). Josh Allen and Bills OC Brian Daboll join the show from Bills Camp where we talk Offense, what to expect in the upcoming season, Dabs learning from Belichick and Saban plus Josh Allen owes us 15 million dollars (00:29:09 - 01:00:50). We finish with Mt Rushmore of Hotel Moves and Fyre Fest of the Week
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WFT Coach Ron Rivera, Getting Larry The Goldfish Into The HoF W/David Baker & Mt Rushmore
18/08/2021 Duration: 01h53minGrit Week continues and we talk about being on the road as well as watching Hard Knocks at a random AWL’s house (00:03:02 - 00:19:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (00:19:17 - 00:40:21). Washington Football Team Coach Ron Rivera joins the show to talk about Grit, beating Cancer, coaching elite defenses, 85 Bears and more (00:40:21 - 01:11:45). We stopped in Canton to visit our friend David Baker and negotiate Larry’s induction into the HoF (01:11:45 - 01:26:44). Mt Rushmore of worst places to fart plus Guys on Checks
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Coach Jim Calhoun, Grit Week 2021 & Mt Rushmore Of Songs To Listen To While Driving
16/08/2021 Duration: 02h11minGrit Week 2021 is here. We’re about to hit the road through the rust belt but first want to talk some preseason football and our lacrosse team being the best ever (00:03:13 - 00:19:15). Who’s back of the week (00:19:15 - 00:32:46). Coach Jim Calhoun joins the show to talk about Grit, his coaching style, old school Big East basketball, Calhoun vs the media and lots more (00:32:46 - 01:37:06). Mt Rushmore of songs to listen to while driving and Monday Reading Billy’s Mintz Experiment
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Actor Tony Hale, Dak Has A Problem, Mt Rushmore Of Things We Over Think & Fyre Fest
13/08/2021 Duration: 01h26minOn today’s Pardon My Take the boys are live from an undisclosed location talking about the Cowboys totally not being worried about Dak Prescot + NFL Preseason talk (00;02;26 - 00;08:56), baseball stays relevant with the Field of Dreams game, NFL preseason (00;08:56 - . We do the Mount Rushmore of things you overthink (00;18:21 - 00;41:21). Plus an interview with Tony Hale from Veep and Arrested Development (00;41:21 - 01;11:06). We close out with fyrefest of the week and a heartfelt message from Hank
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Hard Knocks Episode 1, Olympic Gold Medal Wrestler Gable Steveson, Daymond John + Mt Rushmore Of Athlete Nicknames
11/08/2021 Duration: 02h04minHard Knocks is back. We break down episode 1. (2:48-19:36) Hot Seat/Cool Throne plus a brand new game Italian or Pervert. (20:55-42:18) Olympic Gold medalist Gable Steveson joins the show to talk about his incredible buzzer beater in the heavyweight wrestling division in Tokyo. (44:10-1:01:39) Daymond John joins us in person to talk about his new audio book, making it in the 90's and some ideas. (1:03:31-1:38:39) We finish the show with Mt Rushmore of athlete nicknames (1:39:42-2:02:49)
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Guy Fieri, Who's Back Of The Week, And The Most Contentious Mount Rushmore Ever
09/08/2021 Duration: 01h34minUS Men's team is back, gold medal baby. We close the door on the Olympics (00:03:00 - 00:12:36). Remembering all time Football Guy Bobby Bowden (00:12:36 - 00:19:52). The Mets implosion narrated by Steve Cohen's tweets. OJ Simpson still looking for the killer (00:19:52 - 00:28:55). Who's back of the week including canceling Joe Rogan (00:28:55 - 00:44:06). Guy Fieri joins the show to talk about the greatest food invention of all time, going to NBA Finals games in Phoenix and more (00:44:06 - 01:03:10). We finish with the most contentious Mt Rushmore of all time
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Former NFL GM Mike Tannenbaum, Football Is Back + Mt Rushmore Of Pizza Toppings
06/08/2021 Duration: 01h40minFootball is officially back with the Hall of Fame game (00:02:45 - 00:13:34). Olympics talk and Lebron is starting his narratives again (00:13:34 - 00:26:41). Mt Rushmore of pizza toppings (00:26:41 - 00:37:57). Former GM of the Jets and current ESPN Analyst Mike Tannenbaum joins the show in studio to talk about how NFL front offices work, what mistakes teams make, diva quarterbacks and tons more (00:37:57 - 01:19:35). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week
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Calvin Johnson, Mt Rushmore of Cartoon Characters To Party With and NBA Free Agency
04/08/2021 Duration: 01h30minFootball is back and so are training camp fights (00:02:44 - 00:07:50). We talk NBA Free agency and Olympics (00:07:50 - 00:17:32). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Andrew Cuomo is not a creep because he released a collage of touching people (00:17:32 - 00:30:36). NFL Hall of Famer Calvin Johnson joins the show to talk about his career, playing for the Lions, Matt Stafford, Jim Caldwell and tons more (00:30:36 - 00:58:43). Mt Rushmore of cartoon characters you want to get fucked up with and guys on chicks
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Peyton Manning, Vacation Is Over And Rodgers Didn't Retire, The Mt Rushmore Of Combos
02/08/2021 Duration: 01h34minThe gang is back in studio and we review the past week including Aaron Rodgers non retirement (00:03:00 - 00:26:18). Hank missed his flight because he doesnt understand how timezones work and Jake called PLL games on Peacock (00:26:18 - 00:36:52). F1 talk and who's back of the week including Olympic fever (00:36:52 - 00:50:34). Peyton Manning joins the show to talk about his induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, his career, his rookie year and more (00:50:34 - 01:12:30). We finish with the Mt Rushmore of Combinations
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NBA Draft, MLB Trades, Mt Rushmore Of Things We Yell At Our TV Plus Runner Craig Engels
30/07/2021 Duration: 01h53minA wild day in sports we start with MLB trades as Scherzer and Rizzo get traded. (2:55-12:40) NBA Draft and Russell Westbrook to the Lakers.(12:48-26:08) Olympics talk and Simone Biles made everyone lose their minds.(26:09-41:08) Mt Rushmore of things you yell at your TV while watching sports.(43:28-1:06:05) World class runner Craig Engels joins the show to talk about narrowly missing the Olympics, how much running sucks, and RV's. (1:02:51-1:29:44) We finish the show with Fyre Fest of the week. (1:31:01-1:51:39)
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The 2021 Takie Awards Plus Blake Bortles, Blake Griffin & Brooks Koepka For Blake Of The Year
28/07/2021 Duration: 02h07minThe 2021 Takie awards are here with 23 categories including Best Load Management, Hacker of the Year, Take of the Year, 19 year old of the Year, Lib of the year, podcast listeners of the year and of course Blake of the Year with Blake Bortles, Blake Griffin and Brooks Koepka all zooming in to decide who is the official BOTY.
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NBA Champion Pat Connaughton + Mt Rushmore Of Sports We Could Medal In, Maybe
26/07/2021 Duration: 01h41minThe Olympics are here and we have some gripes (00:02:46 - 00:13:09). Aaron Rodgers is getting emo and the Yankees invented new ways to lose (00:13:09 - 00:20:09). Who's back of the week including J-Lo and Ben Affleck and the Cleveland Guardians (00:20:09 - 00:31:08). NBA Champ Pat Connaughton joins the show to talk about winning the title, Giannis, his baseball career, and tons more (00:31:08 - 01:16:14). We wrap up with the Mt Rushmore of Sports We could Medal In, Maybe.
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Mount Rushmore Season Is Back, David Baker, Bucks Parade And Fyre Fest
23/07/2021 Duration: 01h37minBucks Parade was awesome and our goal now is to win a Title (00:02:29 - 00:09:52). Texas and Oklahoma are trying to join the SEC and Jerry Jones will do literally anything for a Super Bowl (00:09:52 - 00:21:35_. Mt Rushmore season returns and we do the Mt Rushmore of team names you would eat and bonus mt rushmore of mascots you would eat in pro sports (00:21:35 - 00:45:17). David Baker joins the show to talk about this year's Hall of Fame class, stories from Canton, and how Roger Goodell's chair got into Canton (00:45:17 - 01:15:52). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week.
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The Bucks Are NBA Champs, Collin Morikawa Joins The Show + Bezos & Guys on Chicks
21/07/2021 Duration: 01h36minThe Milwaukee Bucks are NBA Champs. Giannis has an all time legendary performance and we break down Game 6. Chris Paul comes up short again and the Bucks are a super likeable champion (00:03:04 - 00:24:21). Hot Seat Cool Throne including Jeff Bezos taking his cock rocket to space (00:24:21 - 00:52:07). Open Champion Collin Morikawa joins the show to talk about his second major victory Sunday, the guy who put a fart machine at the 18th tee box, and taking the trophy home on Commercial (00:52:07 - 01:17:56). We finish with guys on chicks and billy's recap.
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Bucks 1 Win Away, Collin Morikawa Wins The Open, And The Boys Go To The Movies To Review Space Jam 2
19/07/2021 Duration: 01h30minThe Bucks are 1 win away from an NBA Title. We recap an incredible Game 5, Milwaukees Big 3, is Chris Paul a scumbag and tons more (00:03:17- 00:29:41). Collin Morikawa wins The Open Championship and we're happy for him and other golf talk (00:29:41 - 00:37:03). F1 recap, and its turning into a This League situation (00:37:03 - 00:47:45). Who's back of the week (00:47:45 - 01:01:47). And the boys go to the movies to see Space Jam 2. We talk about Billy smuggling burritos into the theater and whether or not we liked the movie and also Lebron sucks at acting (01:01:47 - 01:28:18).
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Bucks Tie It Up, Bryson Is A Baby, Kentucky Sports Radio Callers & Fyre Fest Of The Week
15/07/2021 Duration: 01h34minThe Bucks tie up the series and we recap a wild game 4. Giannis block, Chris Paul is hurt or drunk or something and Khris Middleton's legacy games are starting to add up ( 00:21:08 - 00:21:08). Bryson trashes his golf clubs and blames everyone but himself (00:21:08 - 00:28:25). PR 101 Mike Silver is now working for the WFT (00:28:25 - 00:34:16). Kentucky Sports Radio day is one of our favorites every year. Callers roast us and talk about Kentucky as well as a history of Kentucky from Billy (00:34:16 - 01:13:14). Fyre Fest of the week wraps up the week.
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Christian Yelich, Pete Alonso’s Derby Pitcher Dave Jauss & Big Ben’s Diet
14/07/2021 Duration: 02h16minHome Run Derby sucked but we watched anyway (00:02:23 - 00:08:38). Big Ben is on a diet and also the most persecuted athlete of all time (00:08:38 - 00:18:57). Team USA sucks (00:18:57 - 00:26:06). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Billy’s QB tiers (00:26:06 -00:45:49). Christian Yelich joins the show to catch up, talk about his 2021, chugging beers, getting kicked out of a game and how to hit a big league pitch (00:45:49 - 01:25:46). Mets Bench Coach Dave Jauss joins the show to talk about the HR Derby, being a baseball lifer, the 99 HR Derby and tons more (01:25:46 - 02:04:01). We finish with guys on chicks plus Billy nails his recap
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NBA Finals, UFC & Conor McGregor, Euro Finals With Troopz And Segments
12/07/2021 Duration: 01h36minHuge sports weekend. We recap NBA Finals Game 3, Giannis puts up 40 again and we have a series (00:02:18 - 00:12:10). UFC and is this the end of Conor McGregor's career (00:12:10 - 00:24:19). Euro Final and the Waterdogs are good again (00:24:19 - 00:32:46). Who's back of the week including Djokovic and Sharks (00:32:46 - 00:49:05). Troopz joins the show to talk about the Euro Final, the scene at Wembley and did his haircut curse England (00:49:05 - 01:20:30). We wrap up with segments respect the biz for Addison Rae and thoughts and prayers to Lamar Odom.
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Ryen Russillo, Andre Drummond And Suns In 4
09/07/2021 Duration: 02h05minSuns in 4 is still on. Giannis had an incredible Game 2 but got no help from his teammates. The Suns are playing insane basketball(00:02:40-00:15:55). Tampa Bay Lightning take home the Stanley Cup (00:15:55-00:24:04). Euro Finals and bonus fantasy fucklads (00:24:04-00:30:32). Ryen Russillo joins the show to talk NBA Finals, his writing career, and being a guy (00:30:32-01:24:05). Andre Drummond joins the show to talk about his NFT's launching, free throws, what team he will play for next year, and more (01:24:05-01:50:35). We finish with Fyre Fest of the Week (01:50:35-02:05:55).
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Ja Morant, Stu Feiner, Suns In 4 And Joey Chestnut Is The Goat
07/07/2021 Duration: 02h12minSuns in 4 is back on, we pause to give the Bucks some credit because they got overshadowed by July 4th (00:02:24-00:12:55). The Match happened and it was extremely awkward (00:12:55-00:21:31). Talking Soccer (00:21:31-00:29:34). Who's back of the week with guest producers Jake and Youngstown Bob (00:29:34-00:45:29). Ja Morant joins the show to talk about his new documentary, mastering the floater, and his dad being his number 1 hater (00:45:29-01:04:44). Stu Feiner joins the show live from his basement and we get the full Stu Feiner experience as well as an explanation on the backstory of Steve Michalik (01:04:44-01:46:13). We finish the show with Hot Seat/Cool Throne and some love for Shohei Ohtani (01:46:13-02:12:12).